My excuses for not recording today's #Redskins game to review later
1. My DVR only has 97% remaining available
2. I want to remain awake
3. Can only record 2 things at a time and there's a Father of the Bride marathon
4. Bullying at work
5. Can't find the remote.. haven't looked

— Mark Phillips (@GoingCommander) December 9, 2018