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That's actually the NFL Gen effect.

Not bad. You gotta sneak in an "everyone is telling me" or "people are saying".

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the only way Melania spends the night is if they stick his will on the headboard.

You can't set up a movie scene where an athlete tells a President "I have to pee" and then not expect me to start making jokes. This is cruel and unfair.

The McDonalds White House Bowl, catered by Epic Meal Time.

Normally as an American I'd be offended at what that animal is about to do to our White House bathroom. But when you bring in a thousand cold burgers you brought this on yourself.

Starting off the bat with 2 Big Macs. Strong. I'm assuming this dude is a meme now.

The cocktail hour was real (baja) blast:

The only thing worse would be the "Dear tiny, 8 pound, 6 oz baby Jeebus, can't even read yet, but still omnipotent" type of grace that Dabo Sweeney would say without even a hint of irony.

Posted this in the CFB forum but reposting it here because it's too perfect

Getting flashbacks to an unironic version of Epic Meal Time.

Wisconsin fans right now

Clemson right now:

Oh I love this precedent because draft pools are dumb. But if you're an owner you got a CBA that's going to incite a riot by the time it expires for these draft pools, so I have no idea why Kylar Murray justifies getting rid of all of that.

Agreed. The other side of this is how firm the 5 year window is. If the market does poorly over 5 years, are you willing to wait an extra year or two? I'm in a similar situation, and am investing it because I don't absolutely need to be in a house within the next few years.