NudeTayne

Oh, well then I don't like it.

Yes, but I still like it.

Confirmation confirmed.

Feeling like a proud father right now.

I have a feeling Hue Jackson Foundation is the next Comet Ping-pong.

But, but @Mind Character and his terrible takes...

Hue giving a Browns employee his/her $100 for jumping in the lake in addition to and instead of Hue:

I honestly don't want him to jump in the lake anymore. The moment was missed. Too late, Hue.

I also would have liked to trade a future sixth if possible to trade up for Bradley Bozeman or Ade Aruna in the compensatory sixth.

Mine was very similar lol. 1. Baker Mayfield, QB Oklahoma 4. Denzel Ward, CB, OSU. I was afraid to really voice it, but I couldn't get comfortable with Chubb at 4 for whatever reason. Maybe I'll be wrong. That said, I was so focused on trading down for Ward that it was hard to imagine being forced to pick here. I was fuzzy about this pick even during the draft but immediate loved it. 33. Harold Landry, DE, BC. I considered him at 12 with a Bills trade down from 4 so would grab him in a heartbeat at 33. I wanted him so bad here. Ugh. 35. Josh Jackson CB. It was probably overkill, but Ward and Jackson were my favorite to corners. I could see Jackson playing third safety well as well. Darn. 67. Nathan Shepherd, DT, Fort Hays State. 😎 105. Antonio Callaway, WR, FLA (just made too much sense, he's Dorsey's "character gamble" for this draft). Best receiver in the draft. This was where I mocked him religiously to the Browns. 150. Genard Avery, DE/ILB, Memphis. I just realized I got three of my dudes! I wouldn't call Ward my dude, as my dude was a trade down. I had no plan that made me happy at four other than trade down, though I admit Barkley would have been the most exciting had that shaken out. 175. John Kelly, RB, TENN (Gimme Kelly in the 6th over Chubb in the 2nd, allllllll day). I just realized, though, that I like Chubb at 35 much more than Chubb at 4, so there is that. 188. Cedrick Wilson, WR, BSU.

Wait. I thought I was the only actual Browns fan in here and that the rest of you were actually trolling Steelers fans playing the long game. You sure do sound like trolls most of the time. As far as why I came to be Browns fan, I'd say I relate to @Kiwibrown in finding a special joy in turning around a Madden bottom dweller. Also, Brady Quinn...yowza. Now #funTayne just stays for teh misery.

I may have been thinking of that scene when I wrote that.

Alright alright. No need to make anyone a martyr. I will allow forum independence; however, I still reserve the right to invoke prima nocta.

He's back!