Cakeshoppe

See I’m imagining a situation where they were trying to Weekend at Bernie’s a scarecrow filled with the good stuff around

prime opportunity for a vet min prove it deal imo. Worth a tire kick

I’ll say a good strip sack edges out a pick for me. Also maybe a safety. I love the novelty of a safety. Also I might just be a weirdo but I’m always rooting for a tie whenever other teams go into overtime unless I hate one of them. just because it’s rare and weird

Vet min imo

I’m gonna cattle-brand a teen with the big G and see if that lands me a spot next year.

Big takeaway here is that if you want real quality scoops and analysis you really have to go to Bertie himself.

A beer dwarf, hobbit, gnome, or leprechaun actually sounds pretty fitting

I don't watch basketball but I say get stupid with it. Let someone bring in a half-pipe. put a pool underneath it with a high dive. Dunk off a moving golf-cart.

Seems to be outdated. Spotrac currently has him in for a 21.6M cap hit in 2020, while an archived version of the page from before the restructure has him at 32.6M. The current version has him listed for $36.3M in 2021, whereas the older one had him in for $33.5M. This seems in line, the restructure essentially took $14 from 2019 and converted it into ~2.8 per over the 5 years from 2019-2023

Reading Blood Meridian and never read McCarthy before. Did he always write like this? It’s hard to imagine this ever getting through the publishing process if it was his first book.

Ehh, Imm kind of of the mind that ire should be directed at the airlines for packing seats so close together that you can’t recline without infringing on another human, rather than at your fellow traveler for trying to be comfortable on their six hour flight. I guess I’m somewhat of a libertarian when it comes to flight etiquette.

I mentioned this when the Looney news first came through, but his athletic numbers are very close to Richard Rodgers at 30 lbs heavier. Not that I actually think that means he has a future at the position, but it's fun to imagine in the doldrums when there is no other football.

I legit do not remember a thing from the Bears-Colts superbowl other than the kickoff return.

His point to the heavens should be memorialized in the Packers HOF imo

If Sigmund Freud saw this forum, he’d come away certain that all of our mothers were ILBs