Jump to content

AlexGreen#20

Veteran Members
  • Content count

    20,193
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    6

AlexGreen#20 last won the day on December 16 2018

AlexGreen#20 had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

2,849 All-Pro

1 Follower

Favorites

  • NFL Team
    Green Bay Packers
  • MLB Team
    Baseball is boring
  • NBA Team
    Milwaukee Bucks
  • College Team
    Wisconsin Badgers
  1. Green Bay Packers 2019 Offensive Line

    It's 4.5 million (2% of the cap) for a single season. There's a good chance one of your three interior lineman will miss games, so he's likely going to start a few games.
  2. He's significantly bigger and more physical, both playing the ball and at the top of routes. He's better playing the ball vertically. He's a much more natural fit on the boundary, though both guys are capable of playing both inside and out, typically you see a little lean towards the boundary guys. Diggs doesn't have the same redzone presence, though that's partly because of usage. Diggs does a lot of things very well, but he's also not physically dominant in the way that Adams can be. Adams can beat you up at the LOS. Diggs can't. That sets the tone for a lot of plays and a lot of coverages.
  3. Green Bay Packers 2019 Offensive Line

    I mean, in the sense of the run game, yes he's the worst fit. On the other hand, pass blocking isn't real scheme dependent and that's where these guys make their cash. Even if Jenkins does take that job next year, I'm sure as hell keeping Taylor around as the 4th interior guy for the 4.5ish million it costs. Bad enough to replace Bulaga, can't be struggling with depth too.
  4. The Wheel of Time TV Series

    I read the first three and a half of the WOT. Never got the love it gets. 700 page books with 2 page climaxes.
  5. Random Packer News & Notes

    Copy of the GOAT email. To: John MaddenCC: Electronic Arts SportsFrom: Ethan AlbrightRe: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ******* bull**** and you should kiss my mother-******* ***. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his *** on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ******* 12. I rate you a ******* 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery *** a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-****. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly **** and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ***. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of **** teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some ****ty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash trough a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.Red Alert!John, you are such a ******* ****. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ******* zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ******* face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace is has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ***. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a ******* lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, *****-*** ****wad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks.**** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.Rot in Hell,Ethan Albright
  6. Random Packer News & Notes

    Does the reported revenue really make sense to you? Assuming tickets are $100 each and the teams sells $30 in concessions for each ticket, they made 85 million in tickets and concession sales alone. That doesn't include local advertisement (Bob's Discount Furniture/Miller). That doesn't include NFL advertisement (Nike/FedEx). That doesn't include team sponsorship (American Family Insurance). That doesn't include national television contracts. That doesn't include local radio contracts. That doesn't include Packer Pro Shop (which is a god damn mint). That doesn't include the various restaurants in the stadium. That doesn't include Stadium Tours. That doesn't include Hall of Fame Tickets. That doesn't include the specialized rich guy tours and meet and greets. There's likely a Packers Broadcasting LLC, and a Packers Culinary LLC, the Packer Pro Shop is probably it's own company. And a whole bunch of other Packer owned companies that aren't the Packers whose revenue isn't reported here.
  7. Green Bay Packers 2019 Offensive Line

    I'm curious which of the prospects still has PS eligibility left. That might play a factor.
  8. Random Packer News & Notes

    The team made a huge profit. These numbers are as cooked as any set of numbers are. The only point of releasing these numbers is for the owners to sit and argue with the players that the new CBA should require them to pay the players less. Even if we want to assume that the listed expenses aren't entirely fictional, they still include trying to purchase, teardown, and rebuild a small town. And also fails to factor that the Packers could announce tomorrow that they're doubling the price of tickets and they would still sell every single one.
  9. People out here acting like Brandon Williams isn't twice the player Harrison is at this point. SMDH Clark is a borderline top-10 guy. Bad list, but I actually think they dropped Clark in about right.
  10. Green Bay Packers 2019 Offensive Line

    No reason to sit Taylor and change up a left side that's working very well. Taylor has a clear talent lean on the other guys in the group except for Jenkins, and Jenkins will be a rookie. Next year is where the competition gets interesting with Taylor heading into free agency after that season. Hard to imagine the Packers writing that check.
  11. Packers Expected to sign Za'Darius Smith

    Shout out to CheeseheadTV for showing one gif, of him entirely unblocked filling down on a run play. Amazing
  12. Who's your 2019 Breakout Player

    Move over Dani Daniels, I have a new go-to video.
  13. Bond 25 - April 2020

    Assuming this one doesn't bomb, this is setting her up to take over in the next movie though. In all likelihood
  14. The Lion King - (2019)

    It's at a 60% on Rotten Tomatoes right now with only prescreeners reporting.
  15. The Lion King - (2019)

    Getting worked so far. Yikes.
×