DontTazeMeBro

Well Bad News Bears it is then

Uh. Hello. Moneyball?! Trouble with the curve was awful

If one guy wins on the edge and no one else does QB has a lot of ways he can go to escape it. Right in his face, not so much

Ndamukong Suh. I can’t think of many better combos on the interior that I’ve seen. And with Wade Phillips. That’s scary

Guy was living off high school hype since his first snap at Penn State. Mediocre college QB that shouldn’t have been drafted

The voters are “journalists”. Journalists are the most self important people in the world. They think everyone is obligated to get in front of them and answer their questions anytime they want and they get extremely butt hurt if you refuse

Love it. Tell those sanctimonious HOF voters to go screw themselves

New England gets momentum at Foxboro, the crowd gets going and it feels like an avalanche all of a sudden. You can’t do anything right

In a few months they’re gonna change back to IHOP and celebrate it with some free pancake day that they already do sometimes and people will fall for it

Harbaugh pushes team really hard in offseason. Half the team ends up on IR. Maybe related. Maybe not. But I don’t think it’s just bad luck we’re one of the most injury plagued teams every freakin year

I can afford it. But I’m a cheap bastard and I HATE being somewhere without my car. Having my car gives me the ability to leave on Christmas when my dad pushes the wrong button but road trips to me are an overall awful experience

Off the top of my head mine was sucking gas out the lawn mower with a turkey Baster into an empty water jug and then into my car with a funnel and realizing the whole time I’m doing this I’m holding a cigarette in my hand

Lamar Jackson. Think he’s gonna be the second best QB in AFC after Watson

I figured it out. It’s a traveling job. Which is a bummer because it’s $3 more an hour for the same thing I do now

On a job ad it says “there is an end of project bonus for those who qualify.” Does that mean it’s only a temp job?