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  1. RB Considerations... Duke Johnson & More

    Are you saying that you three fellas put your weeners together to form one super weener? If so...gross.
  2. RB Considerations... Duke Johnson & More

    Why thank you, my foreign friend. So many ways to go with that girth bit, but alas, I'll leave the weener jokes to the professionals like Nude, LGB, and Tomahawk, whose actual weener is a joke unto itself.
  3. RB Considerations... Duke Johnson & More

    How I'd approach Duke if I was Dorsey: Tell him we need him as the primary backup in case Chubb gets injured until Hunt's return week 9. If he acts like a good little boy, and if Chubb is healthy after week 7's game against the Patriots on October 27, he and his agent can find a trade partner of their choice and I'll make a deal to trade him there by the October 29 trade deadline. We'd be vulnerable for only one game. Duke has reason to be chill, and if that doesn't satisfy him, he can can blow. Then I'd make it a point to let him collect dust on the bench the rest of the season.
  4. Pick 1 to Underwhelm

    I think Kirksey loses his starting gig pretty early. I don't think Morgan Burnett ends up playing a whole lotta snaps. Devalve will be more after thought, if he makes the team. Last prediction: both kickers suck.
  5. OTA/Mini-camp Thread

    Appreciate you taking the reigns on this thread and posting so much, tweets and etc. You da man, Reggie!
  6. Dorsey - What have you done for us lately?

    Nope. Thanos loses in the end(spoiler alert). Dorsey is Bran the Broken, playing chess while everyone else is playing Parcheesi(another spoiler alert).
  7. Pick 1 to Breakout

    I commend you for this.
  8. Wide Receiver: Who else makes the cut...

    My guess is that the 6th WR spot will go to the best punt and kick returner.
  9. 2019 Off-Season Roster Building: Free Agency & Draft

    I'm flattered 😊
  10. 2019 Off-Season Roster Building: Free Agency & Draft

    Or they're making room for Gerald McCoy...
  11. OTA/Mini-camp Thread

    Daaaaang! That was a heck of a throw and catch!
  12. The 2021 NFL Draft is Headed to Cleveland

    You hope.
  13. OTA/Mini-camp Thread

    Corbett was getting work at center. Don't know for a fact, but cross training might be more to do with Corbett's snaps than any sort of failure.
  14. The 2021 NFL Draft is Headed to Cleveland

    Reminds me of the Indians resurgence in the 90's. BTW, I wonder who we'll pick at number 32.
  15. SS Josh Jones Trade Requested

    I'd be open to a 6th.
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