fretgod99

What is music?

Oh I get it! He was born with a physical disability that caused him so much pain that, as a 4-year-old, he tried to cut off his own hand to make it stop! And then, he worked incredibly hard to overcome that disability to get drafted into the ranks of one of the most prestigious athletic organizations in the world! And like, you made some puns about his hand, because it was amputated when he was 4! That’s clever! He achieves a dream of millions by work and determination, but like you’ve got your thing too, where you make some bad puns on the internet. That’s great! You did a thing! I imagine you’re swelling with pride. This is definitely something to feel good about! Yay for you!

Hold on. Gotta set a reminder for three weeks down the road so I can clapback.

Whiskey, man. I drink whiskey. Gin is turrible.

I’ve ordered that before. Never drank it though. Got it as a thank you for some jackass I know on the interwebs.

@ET80 loves me

He’s the only guy who gets to do curls in the power rack.

Bicep curls, probably.

Caught up. @Matts4313 is clearly town. Never seen a more bland normie in history. @Malfatron is mafia because malf.

But why you gotta drag SavoirSonics into this?

What’s y’alls positions on Cap and Trade of likes?

Pretty sure fret/Drew/literally any other poster except ET/a lone abandoned sock on the side of the highway would be a better mod team.

Off the island? Sure.

Hey everybody! How’s it- *sees* et glem pwny Nah. I’m good.