Matts4313

I dont change. I just happen to be very cute. Had I been born ugly I would have been screwed. Ive got no personality, just looks

So I told this chick I am dating that I was in a funk mood and to send me nudes. She sent a super unflattering picture. Now I have to jump off a tall ledge to cleanse my eyeballs.

You used Fahrenheit like a real American.

We need a DNA sample to find out if this is you or your daughter.

Very obvi. But why tho?

How come after he takes a swig his lips turn into a nutsack?

I believe this to be true.

I say we have them duke it out. We can have midget strippers and everything. DaBoys and I live like 5 miles apart. If we ever meet up its to get drunk

Im mid GOT rewatch and woke up to the Hodor episode. Why? Like. Why? Why did I chose to start my day off so sour. Its 8 am and I have too many emotions.

-signed All the people tired of you turning every thread into a Dak thread.

Manning Foles Jimmy Cousins If age is a factor then Ben Rivers Brady Brees Stafford Argueable Wentz Mayfield Goff

Its super not complicated but also fun. Like most games, you learn as you go.

Thats literally all I am capable of. Most just arent funny. Dont put yourself on a pedastool. Ed Hock was able to be a lawyer, an NFL Ref and jacked. So you are still not measuring up.

Yeah, but I dont think of you as a less than intelligent lawyer. I figured you knew the play button. Maybe you are the lawyer equivalent of the special Olympics?

Click the link lawyer. You arent allowed to be spoonfed. it was a joke.