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The joke would fit better in a bigger show around a retail store. I was watching an older (30 years) coworker browse the schedules. I was thinking, "Why are you checking the cashier schedule? You work the floor." Then it dawned on me, because I have done the same thing before. Five minutes later I asked him, "So does blank (female 60 year old cashier) work today?" "Yep." I thought it was pretty funny, but it would work better in the confines of a show.

Even with the two questionable developmental picks (Mond + Surrat), it is amazing how well the draft fell for us.

I kind of sensed there was going to be a run on QBs.

Vikings need to trade for 2. Zach Wilson's mom is wow.

I thought this would make for a hilarious tick-tock video. Cue the Ric Flair entrance music. Have short shots of a person's hair, walk, etc, but not the face. End music, a nerdy obese middle aged guy recites a Ric Flair promo verbatim. Give him a nerdy voice and off timing (no would be able to replicate Flair's anyway, but exaggerate it).

Yes, for both of those reasons.

Might Chicago want to trade up and draft whatever QB falls ahead of New England? Sorry if that idea has been posted.

Vikings- We would trade up if Penei Sewell goes past 8 at Carolina. Otherwise Rick doesn't trade up. We would trade down if none of the top 3 OL are left and the top CB is gone.

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Put jokes about Ryan's mom to music. Here I am at, Camp Granata. Ryan could I, clean the pipes of your mother. Tony getcha your, mind out of the gutter.

Anybody here an actual inventor? I have an idea that should go through, but both the places I sent it, it fell apart.

Mods, feel free to add this to the draft thread, but I thought this might merit a thread by itself. 1st-Gregory Rousseau, Edge Rusher, Miami. I feel improving the D will be the primary goal of Zimmer after getting embarrassed multiple times last year. We don't need a DT or CB with the recent signings. Alternatives- One of the lower tier OT after Sewell. 3rds-Safety/CB/Whatever wasn't draft round - Harris is gone. I thought he was overrated after one good year of production. Need a smart replacement. Hughes is not reliable enough to depend on. 4ths- Developmental WR, OL,DL. Thiel

A funny Titanic like spin-off. An elderly lady would be recounting days from her youth to one of the nurses. But you make the scenario insane. "I'm telling you, it was Brad Pitt. We spent long nights together #@#@#." "But Mam, Brad Pitt was born in xxxx." " I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS BRAD PITT ON THAT ALIEN JACUZZI."

Well, now I want either Rousseau or the best OL prospect available.

I had another nightmare which I thought would make for great short story material. The last night janitor bids a tired greeting to the hunched night security as he leaves the school entryway. A bit woozy from the afternoon of light drink, the security guard murmurs a farewell, thankful the custodian doesn't pause to chat. After taking a quick glance to ensure the janitor left, he heads straight for the supply closet, where an unused cabinet stashes away a small assortment of booze. Before grabbing a half empty bottle, a thought enters his mind. He grabs a small security camera and heads out