MistaBohmbastic

Tuesday of rivalry week feels

The fact that this Dolphins team has 2 wins and the Browns couldn't win a single game that one year is utterly ugh-inducing.

Week 16...

we signed ricky Seals-&-Crofts-jones

Wish I had time. Band just got back from touring and I had to go right into work for the Buckeyes lol EDIT: Left on August 6th, otherwise I prolly coulda swung a Fantasy draft on the road...I did two other drafts - one while driving from Portland to Reno, the other we were stranded in Vegas

I had a buddy who once grew a chastity stache and it actually worked out incredibly well for him

I saw you tag me in this and I thought "Okay...they gotta be talking about Callaway or maybe Derrick Willies..." but Jarvis?

David DeJesus!! @NudeTayne, 17 draft picks? The Sash ain't Sashin' around here no mo

Well Band of Gypsies would not have *been* without Buddy Miles. Dude played with Hendrix. He's okay in my book.

I rescued 13 of them.

Apparently Duke wasn't happy with his former agent's husband for firing shots at Baker Mayfield via social media. Duke's decision to part ways was a very respectable one. He clearly doesn't want this to become a massive issue that will implode the team. He just wants to be happy.

Hey man it's not cool to make fun of people's dreams. I once had to get 12 Koala eggs into a Wonka-esque elevator

We're so tanking this year and I'm so here for it #PorterSZN #GarlandSZN #WINdlerSZN #Sextonfor6thManSZN

I'm not a parent, and won't be for a few more years (hopefully), but I worry about how the hell I'm gonna be able to teach my kids the value of Gratitude.

Ugh man I want this to happen so badly. Gillan over Trevon Coley any day of the week.