Mega Ron

I was only messing. I'd meet all of you.

Ah yes. I forgot about drinks.

It's nice on cheese on toast, or you can drop a bit into a chilli. I'm not sure what you lot use it for.

It would be a lot more than 5

Were you one of them? Care to snitch tag any of the others?

S'wot l sed

Nah. George Michael was fantastic.

I refuse to eat foie gras for ethical reasons. I'm not eating anything that gives money to the French. I do like the taste, and ironically am pretty much force fed the stuff at some family events, but they don't harvest any of my organs for food.

If you were to pronounce it all it would be Woo sta sha

You don't pronounce the shire bit. The rest is pronounced Wooster (like the Schuster of Ju Ju Smith fame).

Put a hole in the condom. Edit: I don't know how I quoted that top but of text. Seeing that I have, I'll offer some advice. Join a softball team, and make the effort to attend all work social events.

What a fool. I knew enough to not attempt to meet any of you lot.

That is very good. Watch this please Freddie, you might learn something

That's not what she said. Only joking, she did say that.

With your hands