Mega Ron

That's what text messages are for.

I hate rollercoasters. Top tip. Don't sit front left on the Jurassic World ride.

Siemian will be in out faces on Monday. Spraying balls all over the place

Perhaps trying to get some of those yellow flags to be thrown in our favour.

for about 12% of you

Google says that we call it Glandular fever over here in England.

wtf is mono?

Me too. Reopen Childerditch please. This is a local thread for local people.

Can we get some more dog poo bins in the park please Hunter? And perhaps legalise weed so I can get some of those cool gummies I had in LA.

I was shopping for a TV in a place called Dixon's in the UK. I saw the second plane hit across about 50 TV screens.

And can eat a pomegranate

Obviously I agree with that. I've been in a foul mood this week. I have grown used to not letting results in football, both kinds, not get me down. But the game on Sunday really got to me.

Oi! I literally just put in my last Invisalign

I don't wear a watch, or any other type of jewellery. Nothing restricts me. Other than my wife, the children, the Browns, and West Ham.

Week 2: Houston Texans Week 1: Seattle