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  1. 2018 LA Bull - 5th Season

    Cut CJ Anderson and signed Bruce Irvin edge Atl.
  2. 2018 Kamakura Kamikazes - 3rd Season

    Evil Techbert wonders, "How did we miss getting this guy?"
  3. 2018 LA Bull - 5th Season

    Some housekeeping. rb Kenneth Dixon Bal to IR edge Shilique Calhoun waived signed wr Martavis Bryant Oak signed s Isaiah Johnson LAR More: wr Mike Wallace Phi to IR signed wr Jordan Matthews Phi
  4. 2018 Kamakura Kamikazes - 3rd Season

    Kamis put rb Kenneth Dixon and ls Andrew DePaola on IR and signed rb Brian Hill Atl from their PS and signed ls Trent Sleg Oak off the street. rb Joe Mixon, their only other rb, is out 2 to 4 weeks with surgery. "Don't bet on the Kamikazes this week," owner Evil Techbert said in what he called a Public Service Announcement. "There is no one to run the ball."
  5. 2018 Kamakura Kamikazes - 3rd Season

    53-Man Roster qb 8 Brandon Allen LAR 26 qb 9 Nick Foles Phi 29 qb 10 Jimmy Garoppolo SF 26 rb 30 Kenneth Dixon Bal 24 rb 28 Joe Mixon Cin 22 wr 11 Antonio Callaway Cle 21 wr 18 Josh Doctson Was 25 wr 16 Robert Foster Buf 24 wr 17 Anthony Miller Chi 23 wr 17 Vyncint Smith Hou 22 wr 12 Dede Westbrook Jax 24 te 84 Ben Braunecker Chi 24 te 80 Jake Butt Den 23 te 85 Charles Clay Buf 29 te 85 George Kittle SF 24 te 82 Logan Thomas Buf 27 ot 61 Marcus Cannon NE 30 ot 74 TJ Clemmings Oak 26 c-g 68 James Daniels Chi 20 ot 69 Desmond Harrison Cle 24 c-g 64 Eric Kush Chi 29 ot 70 Bobby Massie Chi 29 ot 68 Conor McDermott Buf 25 og 56 Quenton Nelson Ind 22 c-g 65 Cody Whitehair Chi 26 dt 99 Andrew Billings Cin 23 de 95 Myles Garrett Cle 22 dt 79 Javon Hargrave Pit 25 dt 93 DJ Jones SF 23 de 94 Dean Lowry GB 24 de 95 Roy Robertson-Harris Chi 25 de 57 Noah Spence TB 24 lb 51 Jamie Collins Cle 28 lb 56 Emmanuel Ellerbee LAC 21 lb 50 Jordan Evans Cin 23 lb 49 Shaquem Griffin Sea 23 lb 54 Kamu Grugier-Hill Phi 24 lb 48 Terrance Smith KC 25 lb 59 Danny Trevathan Chi 28 lb 48 Fred Warner SF 21 s 33 Jamal Adams NYJ 22 cb 20 Mackensie Alexander Min 24 s 29 Kentrell Brice GB 24 cb 20 Ken Crawley NO 25 s 39 Tashaun Gipson Jax 28 cb 24 Brent Grimes TB 35 cb 37 Josh Jackson GB 22 s 32 Tyrann Mathieu Hou 26 cb 31 Jalen Mills Phi 24 s 40 Brandon Wilson Cin 24 pk 1 Cody Parkey Chi 26 p 2 Matt Haack Mia 24 ls 48 Andrew DePaola Oak 31
  6. 2018 LA Bull - 5th Season

    Practice Squad: qb Kyle Allen Car te Mo Alie-Cox Ind de Aziz Sh-ittu Dal de Joe Ostman Phi s Josh Kalu Ten te Moritz Boehringer Cin Foreign IPPP (This post will vary as the news comes out.)
  7. 2018 LA Bull - 5th Season

    Bull 53 man roster announced! (We had 61 players make an initial roster, plus injured and waiver claims. This tells me we have achieved a deep team, and can identify hidden talent. It also tells me there are good players we cannot hold onto.) Bold are rookies. Underlined are new vets on the team. The 2nd number on the line is age. (Everyone is 25, it seems.) qb 11 Carson Wentz Phi 25 qb 7 Brett Hundley Sea 25 rb 26 Jay Ajayi Phi 25 rb 20 Isaiah Crowell NYJ 25 rb 20 CJ Anderson Car 27 rb 30 Kenneth Dixon Bal 24 rb 44 Mike Boone Min 23 fb 45 Roosevelt Nix-Jones Pit 26 wr 12 Allen Robinson Chi 25 wr 14 Mike Wallace Phi 32 wr 17 DJ Chark Jax 21 wr 13 Michael Gallup Dal 22 wr 83 Willie Snead Bal 25 wr 12 Travis Benjamin LAC 28 te 80 OJ Howard TB 23 te 80 Jake Butt Den 23 ot 71 La'el Collins Dal 25 ot 76 Nate Solder NYG 30 ot 63 Chad Wheeler NYG 24 og 76 Laurent Duvernay-Tardif KC 27 og 67 Quinton Spain Ten 27 og 74 James Hurst Bal 26 c 53 Mike Pouncey LAC 29 c-g 65 Greg Mancz Hou 26 c-g 73 Isaac Seumalo Phi 24 de 95 Derek Rivers NE 24 de 75 Jordan Willis Cin 23 de 90 Derek Shelby Atl 29 dt 97 Grady Jarrett Atl 25 dt 92 Leonard Williams NYJ 24 dt 71 Danny Shelton NE 25 dt 95 Jack Crawford Atl 29 dt 96 LT Walton Pit 26 olb (52) Khalil Mack Chi 27 olb 59 De'Vondre Campbell Atl 25 olb 51 Kyle Emanuel LAC 27 olb 91 Shilique Calhoun Oak 26 ilb 59 Danny Trevathan Chi 28 ilb 49 Tremaine Edmunds Buf 20 ilb 48 Terrance Smith KC 25 s 38 Adrian Amos Chi 25 s 42 Barry Church Jax 30 s 42 Morgan Burnett Pit 29 s 38 Justin Reid Hou 21 cb 22 Marcus Peters LAR 25 cb 25 Richard Sherman SF 30 cb 22 Aaron Colvin Hou 26 cb 20 Desmond King LAC 23 cb 35 Pierre Desir Ind 27 cb 20 Mackensie Alexander Min 24 pk 9 Chris Boswell Pit 27 p 4 Michael Dickson Sea 22 ds 42 Thomas Hennessy NYJ 24 Injured: rb Zach Zenner Det wr Andy Jones Det c Jake Brendel Mia (not IRL but I was able to stash him. Don't tell Roger G. Yes. Even in real life. I should be a team GM. ) lb Mike Hull Mia lb Obo Okoronkwo LAR lb Ben Heeney Hou Notable cuts: rb Roc Thomas Min rb Darrel Williams KC dt Carl Davis Cle dt Justin Zimmer Atl lb Anthony Chickillo Pit lb Emmanuel Ellerbee LAC s Isaiah Johnson LAR cb Sam Shields LAR pk Andy Lee Az All the "notable cuts" either survived to make the 1st day 53-man roster or were claimed on waivers. That translates into 9 cuts being claimed on waivers/signed immediately. To put this in perspective, the lead in the IRL NFL is 4. It definitely was tough for me to make my cuts. As always, any commentary, positive or negative or neutral, is appreciated.
  8. 2018 LA Bull - 5th Season

    BREAKING NEWS! Bull trade for and sign Khalil Mack! Bull trade 1-19, 6-19, 1-20, 3-20 and receive de Khalil Mack Chi, 2-20. (There is no conditional 5th round return pick such as in the Bears' offer.) Contract details are the same as in the actual contract. 6 year extension. $141mm. $60mm guaranteed at signing, with a total of $90mm guaranteed at later points. "We still have work ahead of us," owner Techbert said. We have negotiations coming up with some important young players like Leonard Williams and Grady Jarrett. We go in the 2019 draft with no first or second day picks. But we feel good about what we have. We just have to fit them together."
  9. 2018 LA Bull - 5th Season

    Bull vs Bears The LA Bull and the Chicago Bears have permission to discuss long term contract details with representatives of Khalil Mack. "Adding Mack would make the Bears a favorite to win their division, but would make the Bull a legitimate Super Bowl contender," said one NFL analyst.
  10. 2018 Kamakura Kamikazes - 3rd Season

    "Upload this." "This is old." "Don't care. Upload this. It's your job. "Okay.... At least it is up before all the cuts." qb 8 Brandon Allen LAR qb 5 JT Barrett NO qb 9 Nick Foles Phi qb 10 Jimmy Garoppolo SF qb 7 Cardale Jones LAC rb 30 Kenneth Dixon Bal rb 23 Brian Hill Cin fb 40 Khalid Hill Sea fb 43 Luke McNitt Atl rb 28 Joe Mixon Cin rb 35 Ryan Nall Chi rb 36 Bo Scarbrough Dal wr 16 Quincy Adeboyejo Bal wr 11 Antonio Callaway Cle wr 18 Josh Doctson Was wr 8 Robert Foster Buf wr 13 Cyril Grayson Sea wr 81 Krishawn Hogan Ind wr 87 Bug Howard Car wr 17 Andy Jones Det wr 17 Anthony Miller Chi wr 13 Braxton Miller Hou wr 82 Francis Owusu Mia wr 17 Vyncint Smith Hou wr 12 Dede Westbrook Jax te 84 Ben Braunecker Chi te 80 Jake Butt Den te 85 Charles Clay Buf te 85 George Kittle SF te 82 Logan Thomas Buf ot 51 Adam Bisnowaty Det c 64 Jake Brendel Mia ot 61 Marcus Cannon NE ol 69 TJ Clemmings Was c 68 James Daniels Chi ds 48 Andrew DePaoula Oak c 54 Anthony Fabiano Cle ot 62 Antonio Garcia NYJ ot 69 Desmond Harrison Cle og 64 Dorian Johnson Car c 64 Eric Kush Chi ot 70 Bobby Massie Chi ot 68 Conor McDermott Buf og 56 Quenton Nelson Ind og 65 Nico Siragusa Bal c 65 Cody Whitehair Chi ol 70 Bryan Witzmann KC dt 99 Andrew Billings Cin de 47 James Cowser Oak de 95 Myles Garrett Cle dt 79 Javon Hargrave Pit dt 93 Tim Jernigan Phi dt 93 DJ Jones SF de 55 JT Jones Atl de 56 Mike Love Buf de 94 Dean Lowry GB de 95 Joe Ostman Phi de 95 Roy Robertson-Harris Chi de 90 Aziz Sh-ittu Phi de 57 Noah Spence TB de 62 Brian Womac LAR lb 56 BJ Bello Cle lb 51 Jaimie Collins Cle lb 52 Emmanuel Ellerbee Atl lb 50 Jordan Evans Cin lb 49 Shaquem Griffin Sea lb 54 Kamu Grugier-Hill Phi lb 59 Alex McCalister Was lb 46 Tegray Scales LAR lb 48 Terrance Smith KC lb 59 Danny Trevathan Chi lb 48 Fred Warner SF s 33 Jamal Adams NYJ cb 20 Mackensie Alexander Min db 38 Marcelis Branch Atl s 29 Kentrell Brice GB s 40 Brandon Bryant NYJ cb 20 Ken Crawley NO s 27 Trae Elston Mia s 39 Tashaun Gipson Jax cb 24 Brent Grimes TB cb 37 Josh Jackson GB db 32 Tyrann Mathieu Hou db 33 Tarvarus McFadden SF cb 31 Jalen Mills Phi s 30 Tyvis Powell SF db 40 Brandon Wilson Cin cb 36 Daryl Worley Oak pk 1 Cody Parkey Chi pk 9 Eddy Pineiro Oak p 2 Matt Haack Mia
  11. 2018 LA Bull - 5th Season

    Breaking news. The Bull waive wr Jordan Matthews with an injury designation (hamstring) and trade a 7th round 2020 selection for wr Corey Coleman Buf. "We gain a young wide receiver with potential, and will give him a chance to compete for a job on a playoff-caliber team this year," said Techbert. One reporter remarked that Coleman seemed more fitting for what Evil Techbert looks for in a player, and asked why the Bull traded for him rather than the alternate-universe Kamikazes. "We chase talent, and let the player grasp the opportunity to develop it," Techbert said. "Coleman fits that. We also have some salary room that Evil Techbert does not. His strategy appears to be to let Garoppolo and his young talent settle itself out, and to add veteran pieces next year for a playoff push. Or he's just crazy. Who can say?"
  12. Top 10 NFL rookies that will exceed expectations?

    That's not the only way to send a message. You can showcase Ridley as an alternative to Julio without cannibalizing the tosses in Julio's direction. Accelerate your trust in him. Costs a few touches for Sanu, Hardy, Hooper, and Freeman, but no one cares. And they won't overthrow in Jones' direction anymore, which the team is prone to do.
  13. Top 10 NFL rookies that will exceed expectations?

    I dunno. I see a number of wr of similar talent in good situations as well. In addition to Miller and Callaway, there's Chark and Gallup. I expect Ridley to get more catches than most people expect, cuz the Birds are going to send Julio a message, but any of the four I named could blow up. So if you give me Ridley vs the field, I'd take the field.
  14. 2018 Kamakura Kamikazes - 3rd Season

    Kamikazes Fail To Draft Cornerback Despite having the 2nd worst record in the league, and despite entering a third round supplemental draft selection for him, the Kamakura Kamikazes fail to procure cornerback Sam Beal for the upcoming season. The New York Giants received the prized cornerback, thanks to a weighted lottery that only applies to the supplemental draft. "Wow," said team owner Evil Techbert. "A 'lottery' allows a New York team to gain a player they would not otherwise get. Like Patrick Ewing and Tom Seaver. I guess that's fair." The team is expected to sign safety Brandon Bryant of Miss St.
  15. My final take on our draft.

    Posted this on another sub-forum on Tremaine Edmunds. Hope you enjoy. https://forums.footballsfuture.com/topic/7911-2018-la-bull-5th-season/?do=findComment&comment=961146 My favorite line:
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