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  1. Fair - but does anyone think Nick Caserio can evaluate talent? Even after the dust settles, do you think this FO will know how to get it going? I sure don't.
  2. Between: - Zach Cunningham ($12.8mm dead cap in 2022) - Whitney Mercilius (renegotiated this past off-season, then cut - $7mm dead cap in '22) - Shaq Lawson (traded for Bernardrick McKinney in the off-season and then traded to the Jets in the preseason - $5.25mm dead cap in '22). Nick Caserio has created $25.05mm dead cap for FY 2022...
  3. So - between Zach Cunningham ($12.8mm dead cap in 2022) Whitney Mercilius (renegotiated this past off-season, then cut - $7mm dead cap in '22) and Shaq Lawson (traded for Bernardrick McKinney in the off-season and then traded to the Jets in the preseason - $5.25mm dead cap in '22) Nick Caserio has deferred $25.05mm to dead cap for FY 2022.
  4. So - between Zach Cunningham ($12.8mm dead cap in 2022) Whitney Mercilius (renegotiated this past off-season, then cut - $7mm dead cap in '22) and Shaq Lawson (traded for Bernardrick McKinney in the off-season and then traded to the Jets in the preseason - $5.25mm dead cap in '22) Nick Caserio has deferred $25.05mm to dead cap for FY 2022. At this rate, the Texans won't even start their rebuild until about 2026. Guess you can't get fired from a five year contract if you only start the rebuilding process in year five...
  5. Ok... so I guess this is happening.
  6. Having the gun is legal. Discharging it? Yeah, notsomuch.
  7. And this is the problem. I could make him very unhappy, but the damn laws in this state make it illegal to hit him with a baseball bat...
  8. I accept Bitcoin, Tulips, Beanie Babies and the souls of the damned to be my slaves in the afterlife...
  9. I don't even turn the game on most of the time. I actually play Roblox with my daughter or watch a movie with my son or throw the ball around to my dogs in the backyard. Occasionally, my wife and I will meal prep for the week with a Marvel movie playing in the background. It's... it's actually pretty nice.
  10. Exactly. This is just another move that leads me to believe that this "rebuild" is actually our normal going forward. I'd venture to say that the Texans will lose 50+ games over the Nick Caserio era. He's destined to oversee multiple 10+ loss seasons, probably for the duration of his contract.
  11. IT'S THE ETPOCALYPSE!!!! (See you got it before the edit. ETpocalypse tested better with the focus group, sorry for the late change).
  12. Nothing survives the ETpocalypse...
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