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No, that's it. Only the first minute is free.

Let it be known, I'm totally cheering for them in any game they play. (Maybe even against Houston, simply to build this case I'm building against Bill O'Brien). I want them to win, I want those beer lockers opened up, I want the beer to flow for six straight days and nights, like some scene out of a Charlton Heston Bible movie... I will be watching from a GREAT distance (can not emphasize how far away I will be from that mess - it will be chaos, just utter chaos) and I will be so proud of Hue and that team. Go Cleveland!

I've been hitting the Thigh Master and the spin cycle, so I AM looking sexy. I've also decided on the Burt Reynolds moustache and the Ryan Fitzpatrick chest hair. I am HOT LAVA right now. Seriously, I look really good.

Nudie pics? Yeah, I need some too.

Which - by current definition - is still equivalent of fifteen consecutive rolls of seven. I love Cleveland, I seriously do - they did us a huge solid on Brock, and really glad they made a great pick with the Texans' #4 pick. But even the most staunch advantage has to be measured carefully.

I'd agree with this - his calling card in the league is that he can stop the run (it's the only thing he can do, to be honest) so he'd be a major requirement to slowing down Barkley.

How dare you pick against the Philly. How dare YOU pick against the Reuben. See? I can do it too! You're not my sandwich supervisor!

We're not communicating in glitter glue and crayons, so we knew this was the case...

This is VERY bothersome to me. This is more than a miscommunication two interested parties, this feels like somebody is name dropping to validate a claim. At this point, I'd request to hear from each player individually before I'd even give this the time of day. To put it bluntly, I think somebody is lying about who is in on this.

This is it. Right here.

Exhibit A to the "Even a broken clock is right 2x a day" theory on internet/social media posting.

There's no point to ANYTHING you say.

Incorrect. The moral of this story is that great stories never start with "So, I was having a kale salad..."

"The Baker Mayfield experience, featuring Antonio Callaway and the Dawg Pound dancers" I'd watch that.

We're gonna get a Baker Mayfield appearance.

FAT RANDY! Hell yeah, getting the BIG bucks! I hated this guy so much.

This only has one football. You should all be ASHAMED of yourself. ...trying to run a legit operation here, but got this nonsense gummin up the works...

Jennifer Connolly in A Beautiful Mind. She's basically a perfect 10 in this movie.

Oh. OK!

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH.

Well, this escalated quickly.

Touch. Don't screw it up this time!

So, Seattle may have a worse offensive line than we do. Duane Brown isn't helping Seattle at LT, Russell Wilson might not make it a full 16 if he keeps on taking a beating like this (took six sacks today). This is going to be a premium pick. We might have two top 5 picks in the 2nd round...

Amukamara with the pick six just got us a better pick. I'm glad.

Yup. Bears D... that saved me.