Going to brunch with the wife is also is suitable alternative. Got to enjoy some tapas and overhear some women talk about their hair for 45 minutes (much funnier than it sounds).
Chances of going back to Dwayne: 0%. They burned that bridge something good.
Maybe they should have a "Loser Leaves League" match?
(I assume this was when I looked at my phone and Allen through the pick late in the 1Q or early 2Q)
If the play ends up in the hands of opponent, are they really using the WRs? Or just chucking it up in on a wing and a prayer?
They aren’t doing it on purpose though lol
... or are they?
*puts on tin foil hat*
Think about it. Rivera and Turner saw Allen up close last year. They know he was turnover machine. Maybe they thought Haskins would give them too many wins and put them out of position. They didn't want to develop him (especially if they thought they could get the Great Savior of the Franchise (Trevor Lawrence)), but they had to make it look reasonable before going full tank. Then, when the division suddenly looked "winnable" they changed their game plan (previously: throw Haskins out behind a piss poor OLine and break him, allowing them to go to Allen and/or Smith to finish off the job) to their "tank" plan sooner than expected.
If they can make Jones look good while having made Haskins look bad previously, they can get away with the crazy train plan to tank in plain sight. AND keep the Giants locked in with Jones!
HAVE FAITH, MY FRIEND! IT'S ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN!!
The water ... it's JUST PERFECT! COME ON IN!!
If you're Haskins, do you even want to go back out for these clowns?
Wow ... this is what it came to ... celebrating two complete passes followed by throwing it away?
Brunch was totally the right call.
WHY CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
What is good is bad. What is bad is good.
War is Peace! Freedom is Slavery! Ignorance is Strength! We've always been at war with Eastasia!
Live look at Dabo upon receiving said contract:
The line? It's bad?
YES! We need MORE McKissic!!
PERFECT! KEEP HIM IN CONTROL!!!
EXACTLY!! IT'S THE NEW PLAN: NFL Rope-a-Dope!
They have them RIGHT where they want them!!
A field goal! A field goal!
If you think only WFT has ever inquired about Dabo's interest in coaching in the NFL
Hang on ... this guy?
Live look at Jeezy:
That's cause WFT is this giant dinosaur