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Its a total shot in the dark, but with BB wrapping up, I was thinking about hosting a Mafia game. I realize it will never be what it was, but, I miss it.

Like these are the exact things said about Caleb months ago.

I said it on Reddit and I stand by it. Its giving off "Yeah okay." vibes or just a girl who we like but doesn't like us back.

I vote to evict Julie Chen

A honey badger will probably kill me but what if I just happen to sit on it? I’m a big man.

I like the cut of your jib

I'm aware of that, but I am saying if the opp came up.

But I want to say also, its gotta be Jefferson+ other stuff, where we can maneuver and get a chance back at like McCarthy or something. Not the simple crap Florio is suggesting. I recognize in the grand scheme, Jefferson is all world, but, if you want your QB you're gonna have to pay.

Not for nothing but if Minnesota for some reason was willing to trade Justin Jefferson to us to get up to number 2 where we get at least 11, or whatever, I'd be inclined to take it.

NOPE. It’s among the biggest disappointments in my life. They call it Ralph Breaks the Internet. You know, because his name is “Break It Ralph”

I’m just gonna say it. We’re all thinking it, you could have done more when this was going on.

There is only ONE Top Golf in Minnesota, and 4 within an hour of DC. Your move.

And as such you should honor him by making this post here, and thanking him for paving the way. In fact your 100000th post should be congratulating us on Drake Maye.

Well, if father commander thinks it’s a good idea I’m sold. He’s got no reason to steer us wrong fellas! Wait what’s this now?

But papa commie, I think we should be thinking higher ceiling. We’re not one piece away, that’s why we are picking 2.

I'm confused why vike daddy who I know as a lifetime Washington fan would want us to take Daniels over Drake Maye.

Sorry, I don't think you know how this work Comrade. All your power belongs to mother Washington.

@vike daddyis a Commies fan confirmed.

I say we claim it anyway.

Wait, John Beck is his QB coach? Oh... wow... so if you're keeping score we may get the guy with RG3 comparisons as coached by John Beck. I mean how can you not salivate? This could be the funniest thing ever!

How do you always end up here?

Why didn’t they just call the movie “Ralph Wrecks The Internet”?

Anyone getting serious deja vu like I am? Washington has the second overall pick in a draft where the presumed number one is a generational talent by scouts and media, and Washington likely could take the reigning Heisman winner known for his electric play style.

And he comes out and talks about it. He’s a good kid.

Taking hit at a slim frame isn't a talent. Each big hit damages structural integrity, it doesn't go away. If he's the guy, thats fine, and maybe I have RGPTSD, I loved him in college so I should love him if he's my QB too