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Possession now belongs to the Seattle Sonics
Current score is Seattle Sonics 23, Rio de Janeiro Pirates 27. 
 
Q4, 2:02, 1st & 10 on the SEA 25: Philip Rivers checks the ball down and completes to Kelvin Benjamin for 11 yards. Tackle made by Tony Jefferson.
Q4, 1:55, 1st & 10 on the SEA 36: Philip Rivers checks the ball down and completes to Jeremy Maclin for 12 yards. Tackle made by Keanu Neal.
Q4, 1:45, 1st & 10 on the SEA 48: Philip Rivers throws incomplete deep. Josh Norman on the coverage. 
Q4, 1:35, 2nd & 10 on the SEA 48: DeMarco Murray rushes up the middle for a gain of 8 yards. Tackle made by Brent Grimes.
Q4, 1:15, 3rd & 2 on the RJ 44: Philip Rivers passes the ball to the outside and completes to Kelvin Benjamin for 20 yards. Tackle made by Josh Norman.
Q4, 1:01, 1st & 10 on the RJ 24: Philip Rivers passes the ball to the outside and completes to Tyler Eifert for 11 yards. Tackle made by Keanu Neal.
Q4, 0:49, 1st & 10 on the RJ 13: Philip Rivers passes to the middle of the field and completes to Kelvin Benjamin for 10 yards. Tackle made by Wesley Woodyard.
Q4, 0:33, 1st & Goal on the RJ 3: Philip Rivers throws incomplete short. Josh Norman on the coverage. 
Q4, 0:27, 2nd & Goal on the RJ 3: DeMarco Murray rushes up the middle for a gain of 3 yards. Touchdown. Robbie Gould's extra point good. 

Never seen a more efficient 2 minute drive. 11 yard checkdowns take just 7 seconds. 12 yards for 10 seconds. Hell 20 yards for 14 seconds.

Then this:

Q4, 0:06, 2nd & 10 on the RJ 25: Derek Carr throws under pressure, and his pass is intercepted by Reshad Jones at the RJ 37.

Sim just rubbing salt in the wound.

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Chicago Bullets (9-2)

South Africa Woolly Mammoths (7-3-1)

Little Rock Uni Royals (8-3)

Tacoma Thunder (7-4)

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Rio de Janeiro Pirates (6-5)

Kansas City Knights (5-6)

Reykjavík Direwolves (4-6-1)

Seattle Sonics (4-7)

Bikini Atoll Dungeness Krabs (2-9)

Baltimore Ravens (1-10)

 

 

Iowa Jagwads (10-1)

Egypt Starfalls (8-3)

Miami Sharks (7-4)

Motor City Machine Gunners (7-4)

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Scranton Papermakers (6-5)

Southview Saints (5-6)

Indianapolis Predators (5-6)

Richmond Flying Squirrels (3-8)

Rhein Fire (3-8)

Phoenix Rattlers (2-9)

 

Current playoff seeding if anyone is interested.

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56 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

Then this:


Q4, 0:06, 2nd & 10 on the RJ 25: Derek Carr throws under pressure, and his pass is intercepted by Reshad Jones at the RJ 37.

He’s been super anti-clutch the last two weeks.

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1 hour ago, Scalamania said:

lol 10/16 on 3rd down - what a joke.

not sure why my team is so bad but i'm over it - everyone is available 

Ggs friend. Both running games could not be stopped. While my offense was a anaconda just melting time away! Yours was mad explosive. That missed PAT hurt you. 

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2 minutes ago, El ramster said:

Ggs friend. Both running games could not be stopped. While my offense was a anaconda just melting time away! Yours was mad explosive. That missed PAT hurt you. 

no doubt - couldn't stop you on 3rd down at all 

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51 minutes ago, pwny said:
1 hour ago, RuskieTitan said:

Then this:



Q4, 0:06, 2nd & 10 on the RJ 25: Derek Carr throws under pressure, and his pass is intercepted by Reshad Jones at the RJ 37.

He’s been super anti-clutch the last two weeks.

To be fair, he did get us the lead in the 4th, and helped drive down the field for a FG with 2:09 left to extend the lead to 4 points. The defense just failed in the last 2 minutes. That last play interception was nothing more than impacting his seasonal stats.

But my team lives by the Carr and dies by the Carr.

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56 minutes ago, pwny said:

Chicago Bullets (9-2)

South Africa Woolly Mammoths (7-3-1)

Little Rock Uni Royals (8-3)

Tacoma Thunder (7-4)

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Rio de Janeiro Pirates (6-5)

Kansas City Knights (5-6)

Reykjavík Direwolves (4-6-1)

Seattle Sonics (4-7)

Bikini Atoll Dungeness Krabs (2-9)

Baltimore Ravens (1-10)

Realistically 3 of the 4 slots are set, the winner of Red Division (almost certainly South Africa) would get the remaining seed.

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12 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

Realistically 3 of the 4 slots are set, the winner of Red Division (almost certainly South Africa) would get the remaining seed.

Yes in theory.

But my last 5 games are..

Flux L

Psid L

Bad Krabs L

Tacoma L

Chicago L

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9 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

South Africa Woolly Mammoths 
Record: 7-3-1
Division: 3-0-1, Conference: 4-2-1
Net Points: 6

Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Record: 6-5-0
Division: 2-2-0, Conference: 4-3-0
Net Points: 29

Feelsbadman.jpg

#FakeOneSeed

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34 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

South Africa Woolly Mammoths 
Record: 7-3-1
Division: 3-0-1, Conference: 4-2-1
Net Points: 6

Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Record: 6-5-0
Division: 2-2-0, Conference: 4-3-0
Net Points: 29

Feelsbadman.jpg

 

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