TLO Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Just now, Tyty said: Is he giving you 12”? Are you giving him 12”? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, TLO said: Yes Damn it if that ain’t fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, TLO said: Probably the most common phrase uttered when the MoL is together tbh. Never took you two as big Subway guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLO Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Just now, bucsfan333 said: Never took you two as big Subway guys. You know one of my prouder moments was when Jared Fogle got arrested after I was pounding the table for years about what a pos he was. Really made me smug. Still does tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrry32 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Heimdallr said: My parents' old college friend founded a brewery, and his daughter was getting married there. I was not invited because I had not seen her in 20+ years, but my buddy (his parents are also old friends with both of our parents) got invited because they were sort of close. So one night my buddy and I go to the brewery and start drinking, and randomly the daughter is there as a warm up to her bachelorette party , so we start drinking together. Eventually we all decide to meet up at my buddy's place later to get drunk. So we do. Within 30 seconds we are pulling tequila straight from the bottle. 2 minutes later the bottle is empty. 6 hours later I'm laying outside on the ground with the bride and get invited to the wedding. 2 weeks later we are at the wedding, and after the ceremony a new girl (that apparently whom we all knew back when we were 10 years old) starts talking to me. Eventually after many drinks (because we are at a wedding at a brewery, with a full open bar) we are dancing, and I drop and shatter a glass on the dance floor. Very embarrassing. I figured I was so drunk I would be banned from the brewery. 1 month later, the owner (bride's father) invites me on Facebook to the brewery's Oktoberfest. Not banned. There is no point to that story. One time, I ate a lot of pizza. And then I was full. I eventually fell asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 10 hours ago, Heimdallr said: There is no point to that story. Incorrect. The moral of this story is that great stories never start with "So, I was having a kale salad..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENINCH Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 20 hours ago, ET80 said: Jennifer Connolly in A Beautiful Mind. She's basically a perfect 10 in this movie. In Career Opportunities she was a 10. Post breast reduction she's no better than a 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 8 hours ago, TLO said: You know one of my prouder moments was when Jared Fogle got arrested after I was pounding the table for years about what a pos he was. Really made me smug. Still does tbh. show me on the doll where he hurt you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 1 hour ago, ET80 said: Incorrect. The moral of this story is that great stories never start with "So, I was having a kale salad..." So, I was having a kale salad and my parents' old college friend founded a brewery, and his daughter was getting married there. I was not invited because I had not seen her in 20+ years, but my buddy (his parents are also old friends with both of our parents) got invited because they were sort of close. So one night my buddy and I go to the brewery and start drinking, and randomly the daughter is there as a warm up to her bachelorette party , so we start drinking together. Eventually we all decide to meet up at my buddy's place later to get drunk. So we do. Within 30 seconds we are pulling tequila straight from the bottle. 2 minutes later the bottle is empty. 6 hours later I'm laying outside on the ground with the bride and get invited to the wedding. 2 weeks later we are at the wedding, and after the ceremony a new girl (that apparently whom we all knew back when we were 10 years old) starts talking to me. Eventually after many drinks (because we are at a wedding at a brewery, with a full open bar) we are dancing, and I drop and shatter a glass on the dance floor. Very embarrassing. I figured I was so drunk I would be banned from the brewery. 1 month later, the owner (bride's father) invites me on Facebook to the brewery's Oktoberfest. Not banned. There is no point to that story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 15 minutes ago, Tyty said: There is no point to that story. Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 25 minutes ago, Tyty said: There is no point to that story There's no point to ANYTHING you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, ET80 said: There's no point to ANYTHING you say. ET is the best poster on FF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tyty said: ET is the best poster on FF what's your point? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 I just don't get what you guys are saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 57 minutes ago, Tyty said: ET is the best poster on FF Exhibit A to the "Even a broken clock is right 2x a day" theory on internet/social media posting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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