pwny Posted June 20, 2019 Author Share Posted June 20, 2019 5 hours ago, N4L said: if by good chance you mean a .00093% chance, then yes, good chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENINCH Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Why was Molly Ringwald the female lead in so many movies in the 80s? She's average at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) My MIL just informed me she’s going to staying at my house next weekend so she can be closer to the airport for her flight. Didn’t ask me... Told me. Not sure if I should inform her that won’t work or just let her show up to a locked door. I’m very fortunate my wife is as tired of her mother as I am, or this would be a huge problem. Edited June 21, 2019 by Dome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 I need everyone’s best in-laws/ex’s parents horror stories. GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dome said: I need everyone’s best in-laws/ex’s parents horror stories. GO! Mine are pretty good. Sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, theJ said: Mine are pretty good. Sorry... Boooooooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Dome said: I need everyone’s best in-laws/ex’s parents horror stories. GO! Mine are also great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dome said: I need everyone’s best in-laws/ex’s parents horror stories. GO! when i was with my gf (now wife) watching a movie in her room (The Toxic Avenger, great date night pick!), it was a bit past midnight and her mom comes down and yelling at us " No fornicating in my house" (we were just watching the movie). And we were in our early 20s lol so i go out to leave, and my van doesnt start. And it was like -10 degrees out. so i slept in the van all night. the next morning, she realizes it, and says "well you could have come in and slept on the couch" but she gained respect for me that day because i respected her wishes and all was well from then on Edited June 22, 2019 by Malfatron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, Malfatron said: when i was with my gf (now wife) watching a movie in her room (The Toxic Avenger, great date night pick!), it was a bit past midnight and her mom comes down and yelling at us " No fornicating in my house" (we were just watching the movie). And we were in our early 20s lol so i go out to leave, and my van doesnt start. And it was like -10 degrees out. so i slept in the van all night. the next morning, she realizes it, and says "well you could have come in and slept on the couch" but she gained respect for me that day because i respected her wishes and all was well from then on Well who the hell wants to hear this wholesome story?! god damn it malf 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, MWil23 said: Mine are also great. Shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dome said: Well who the hell wants to hear this wholesome story?! god damn it malf well, she uses my FF account sometimes so i gotta be nice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Yeah mine are cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Alright... let’s try this approach Anyone want to do an in-law swap? It’s like a wife swap but so much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Malfatron said: well, she uses my FF account sometimes so i gotta be nice This explains that late night PM that seemed a lot more flirty than normal. Edit: Wait your wife or your MIL? I guess it doesn’t matter for the joke to work, just curious about what I’m getting myself into Edited June 22, 2019 by Dome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Dome said: This explains that late night PM that seemed a lot more flirty than normal. oh yeah....that um...yeah must have been one of them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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