Fl0nkerton Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, bucsfan333 said: Infants must starve and sit in their mess. Got it. If i was a baby I would simply wait to eat and hold my excrement until I was in a bathroom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) 34 minutes ago, bucsfan333 said: Infants must starve and sit in their mess. Got it. Feeding even via breast is whatever but changing in the open area like that is pretty disgusting. There's definitely a changing table in the dentist office restoom. Still better than doing it say on the table at McDonalds or something so I guess that's a plus. Edited February 12, 2020 by skywindO2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 1 hour ago, bucsfan333 said: Infants must starve and sit in their mess. Got it. THE INFANT IS BLAMELESS IN THIS AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO BLAME THE POTATO WITH A PULSE! The mother is at fault. Go to the ****ing bathroom. If you don’t have the common decency to prevent others from having to smell that crap you should not be allowed to breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Do not turn this around on me. I have plenty of neurosis and I am what a lot of people think I am and I will own up to that, but this behavior is unacceptable. For all that I am and all that I am not, I abide by the unwritten laws of common decency. I am not a blight on society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanedorf Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 21 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: I am not a blight on society. Yes, she should have gone to the bathroom to change the diaper - for all we know somebody was in there already and she was forced to make do Its tough being parents and packing up everything and moving to a new location isn't always as easy as it seems I'd also suggest that at some point your flatulence/belch/BO offended somebody and they posted about it on their message board- calling you a neanderthal and wondering why YOU didn't move to the bathroom before soiling their air. Its an imperfect world filled with imperfect people Onward we go 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 56 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: THE INFANT IS BLAMELESS IN THIS AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO BLAME THE POTATO WITH A PULSE! The mother is at fault. Go to the ****ing bathroom. If you don’t have the common decency to prevent others from having to smell that crap you should not be allowed to breed. You said you hated kids but I didn't expect this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 58 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: THE INFANT IS BLAMELESS IN THIS AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO BLAME THE POTATO WITH A PULSE! The mother is at fault. Go to the ****ing bathroom. If you don’t have the common decency to prevent others from having to smell that crap you should not be allowed to breed. It's an infant. It's hungry. Let it eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 32 minutes ago, Shanedorf said: Yes, she should have gone to the bathroom to change the diaper - for all we know somebody was in there already and she was forced to make do Its tough being parents and packing up everything and moving to a new location isn't always as easy as it seems I'd also suggest that at some point your flatulence/belch/BO offended somebody and they posted about it on their message board- calling you a neanderthal and wondering why YOU didn't move to the bathroom before soiling their air. Its an imperfect world filled with imperfect people Onward we go If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime works for having babies. I don’t want to hear how hard it is. And I never fart or burp in public. Or around people. If I have to fart or burp I step aside or I provide ample warning. You’re not going to get me on anything that one ought or ought not do in a public setting. I am a model citizen. Both by written and unwritten laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 15 minutes ago, bucsfan333 said: You said you hated kids but I didn't expect this. There is zero redeemable qualities to a baby. It is a potato with a pulse. Babies stink, they whine, they scream, they poop and eat and that’s it. I can see the appeal of having kids once they turn like 2 or something, but before that there is nothing. My sister is going to have a kid and I straight up told her I want nothing to do with the kid until it’s 2. I don’t want it around me, I don’t want to see it, smell it or hear it until it can control its bowels and its noises and have a conversation and walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 If I ever had a kid I would send it to a baby raising facility until it was 2 and it would never know the difference. Then I would use the free labor that I would be paying for from like 5-12 before they started acting up, and at 13 I would send it to a boarding school. Would be a model citizen just like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: There is zero redeemable qualities to a baby. It is a potato with a pulse. Babies stink, they whine, they scream, they poop and eat and that’s it. They smile. That makes it worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Outpost31 said: If I ever had a kid I would send it to a baby raising facility until it was 2 and it would never know the difference. Then I would use the free labor that I would be paying for from like 5-12 before they started acting up, and at 13 I would send it to a boarding school. Would be a model citizen just like me. This is how Ed Kemper-types are created. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, ET80 said: They smile. That makes it worth it. I can smile for you. And I don’t **** my pants. 17 minutes ago, ET80 said: This is how Ed Kemper-types are created. I disagree. To prove my point, I looked up Ed Kemper and his parents got divorced. Probably because they had a kid and didn’t send him to a boarding school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 I’ll just continue not having kids. How’s that, @ET80? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwny Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: And I don’t **** my pants. Based on the way you post, I doubt this is true. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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