skywindO2 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Gnat said: This programming language makes me want to punch things and drink heavily Most likely that is what the original developers were doing when they created the language. https://xkcd.com/323/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gnat Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, skywindO2 said: https://xkcd.com/323/ The issue with that is what to fix the code you have to drink the exact same amount. Wait, that's not an issue, probably a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywlker32 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, skywindO2 said: https://xkcd.com/323/ I can support this theory. Just make sure you are working on a copy of your code while drinking. I used to make a copy of whatever code I was working on and put the copy on the desktop before going out to drink. When I came back I would work on the desktop copy. If I messed thing up worse, I reverted to the original in the morning. More often though, I would fix the code while drunk and then sort through it in the morning to see how I fixed it. Drunk me is a great programmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 So coding works exactly like bowling. Got it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Are lock picking guides against the forum rules? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gnat Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I am so glad I didn't have issues getting my tickets for Avengers: Endgame like a lot of people are. I know it's been a lot of trouble for a lot of people. I feel pretty lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Holy sheesh. The Galaxy Note 10 is rumored to have a 192 megapixel camera with 100x zoom. Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDrew Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: Holy sheesh. The Galaxy Note 10 is rumored to have a 192 megapixel camera with 100x zoom. Jesus. Sure you didn't miss a "." in there? The highest resolution full-frame DSLR is only 50MP right now, and that's a big sensor that wouldn't fit into a phone. 19.2 is believable, 192 isn't happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, MrDrew said: Sure you didn't miss a "." in there? The highest resolution full-frame DSLR is only 50MP right now, and that's a big sensor that wouldn't fit into a phone. 19.2 is believable, 192 isn't happening. There has been 50ish MP in phones already - at least by claims there was an Asian phone that had like a 90MP, but I think that was software enhanced. But no, 192. Qualcomm apparently is/has released an upgraded iteration of their snapdragon that will allow them to put in a 192MP sensor. Edit - or at least I think there have been 50ish. I know my ex wife has the nokia pureview. That was 41MP and probably 5ish years ago. Edit 2 - maybe an early April fools joke? Edited April 2, 2019 by Matts4313 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 18 hours ago, Daniel said: So coding works exactly like bowling. Got it. And making love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Dome said: And making love. And also hitting on chicks so that you can do the deed. Or lowering your standards enough to swipe right when you dont want your friends to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwny Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Matts4313 said: There has been 50ish MP in phones already - at least by claims there was an Asian phone that had like a 90MP, but I think that was software enhanced. But no, 192. Qualcomm apparently is/has released an upgraded iteration of their snapdragon that will allow them to put in a 192MP sensor. Edit - or at least I think there have been 50ish. I know my ex wife has the nokia pureview. That was 41MP and probably 5ish years ago. Edit 2 - maybe an early April fools joke? Imagine getting bamboozled by an obvious April Fools joke in 2019. Imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 24 minutes ago, pwny said: Imagine getting bamboozled by an obvious April Fools joke in 2019. Imagine. Qualcomm themselves said they were producing a chip that can do 192 MP and the Note 10 would have it. Shut up. I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwny Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: Qualcomm themselves said they were producing a chip that can do 192 MP and the Note 10 would have it. Shut up. I hate you. Qualcomm has 6 different chips that can support 192MP. Unless you think that 192MP is about to become the industry standard, it’s probably about pushing chip limits. It’s also a theoretical number, because it doesn’t support multi-frame processing, which means no HDR, noise reduction, zero-shutter-lag, Live Photos or anything that advanced phones support. And it’s only valid for single camera setups, which means the device would be incapable of handling a front-facing camera, so goodbye to video chat. Bamboozled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 6 hours ago, The Gnat said: I am so glad I didn't have issues getting my tickets for Avengers: Endgame like a lot of people are. I know it's been a lot of trouble for a lot of people. I feel pretty lucky. Didn’t know it was coming out so soon. Just checked my local theater for availability and I’d have to sit in the first three rows if I went lol. Gonna be super close to the screen when ant man climbs in thanos and expands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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