Daniel Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 hours ago, theJ said: The earth has seen worse and will be fine. But humans on the other hand... Oh yeah, we're boned. At least we'll take 90% of the extant species on earth with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Daniel said: Oh yeah, we're boned. At least we'll take 90% of the extant species on earth with us. Silver lining: if we all die from climate change, the people who are too stupid to look at a graph of temperature and time and think "man that drastic upward spike looks like a thing" can't reproduce any more. Edited April 23, 2019 by ramssuperbowl99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Silver lining: if we all die from climate change, the people who are too stupid to look at a graph of temperature and time and think "man that drastic upward spike looks like a thing" can't reproduce any more. EASY solution guys. I busted out this gem in class two weeks ago when having the "correlation vs. causation" discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, MWil23 said: EASY solution guys. I busted out this gem in class two weeks ago when having the "correlation vs. causation" discussion. Yeah sorry, thought this was implicit. To be clear, i agree that the solution is increased piracy on the high seas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, MWil23 said: EASY solution guys. I busted out this gem in class two weeks ago when having the "correlation vs. causation" discussion. Gonna need you to use God's unit of measurement, Fahrenheit please. The C in Celsius stands for Communism. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, theJ said: Yeah sorry, thought this was implicit. To be clear, i agree that the solution is increased piracy on the high seas. Wait now I'm confused. Warmer temperatures -> Higher sea levels -> More ocean surface area -> More piracy -> Lower temperatures So does global warming prevent global warming? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Wait now I'm confused. Warmer temperatures -> Higher sea levels -> More ocean surface area -> More piracy -> Lower temperatures So does global warming prevent global warming? The ending of Waterworld that we didn't get to see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Gonna need you to use God's unit of measurement, Fahrenheit please. The C in Celsius stands for Communism. I started to laugh, then started to sinister laugh instead. This one is JUST for you: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 minute ago, MWil23 said: I started to laugh, then started to sinister laugh instead. This one is JUST for you: This is pretty much right on the horizon between funny satire and dangerous for idiots. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 minute ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: This is pretty much right on the horizon between funny satire and dangerous for idiots. I could post this in the Browns forum and tag at least 3 individuals over the age of 50 and let them run with it. @LETSGOBROWNIES, should I do the unthinkable????? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, MWil23 said: I could post this in the Browns forum and tag at least 3 individuals over the age of 50 and let them run with it. @LETSGOBROWNIES, should I do the unthinkable????? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D82 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Listening to your 21 year old brother rage out over video games is fricking hilarious and yet sad all at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apparition Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Ever have a bunch of good things happen to you in quick succession after a long period of life sucking ***, and then think, 'Welp, I'm gonna die soon, aren't I?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikesfan89 Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 11 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Silver lining: if we all die from climate change, the people who are too stupid to look at a graph of temperature and time and think "man that drastic upward spike looks like a thing" can't reproduce any more. The climate is always changing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikesfan89 Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 How is all of this trash getting into the oceans? Is it not being disposed of properly or is it all from people being careless? Does banning straws do anything or is it just some restaurants that the straws go to the ocean instead of a landfill? I'm genuinely curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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