Dome Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 43 minutes ago, Malfatron said: when i was with my gf (now wife) watching a movie in her room (The Toxic Avenger, great date night pick!), it was a bit past midnight and her mom comes down and yelling at us " No fornicating in my house" (we were just watching the movie). And we were in our early 20s lol so i go out to leave, and my van doesnt start. And it was like -10 degrees out. so i slept in the van all night. the next morning, she realizes it, and says "well you could have come in and slept on the couch" but she gained respect for me that day because i respected her wishes and all was well from then on Malf you should’ve said “it’s ok, it’s more fun in the shaggin wagon anyways” that would’ve been a better story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Malfatron said: oh yeah....that um...yeah must have been one of them I thought those were some hairy legs for a lady, figured it was a Midwest thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 35 minutes ago, Malfatron said: oh yeah....that um...yeah must have been one of them Malf we’ve already had one WAG of FF break up a marriage sleeping around on here You gotta be careful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikesfan89 Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Do you think that Trump remembers everyone that he's met before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman93 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 I enjoyed this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 8 hours ago, candyman93 said: I enjoyed this. Ahh yes, Alabama's classic stereotype of wearing overalls. That's definitely what comes to mind when I think about Alabama. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Snooze fest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 (edited) On 6/21/2019 at 5:29 PM, Dome said: I need everyone’s best in-laws/ex’s parents horror stories. GO! My ex MIL once got extremely ish faced on 4th of July at my house. We had a party and were doing fireworks, so it didnt end until like ~2 in the morning. She insisted that she go home and wanted to drive. I wouldnt let her; she could barely speak a coherent sentence. So I drive her home in her car, drop her off, get picked up by somebody and dropped back off at my house. The next day I woke up to about 5 pssed off text/voicemails about how she couldnt find her car in the morning (parked in front of her apartment) and was late to work. She then told everyone on her side of the family that I was a "controlling" person for not letting her drive while she was plastered. SMH. Edited June 23, 2019 by Matts4313 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D82 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Made steak street tacos tonight for dinner. Soooo good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman93 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 14 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Ahh yes, Alabama's classic stereotype of wearing overalls. That's definitely what comes to mind when I think about Alabama. The video comments are 90% Alabama references / jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 On 6/22/2019 at 7:28 AM, vikesfan89 said: Do you think that Trump remembers everyone that he's met before? Well... he does have the best memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 On 6/21/2019 at 8:37 PM, mission27 said: Malf we’ve already had one WAG of FF break up a marriage sleeping around on here I feel like I've heard someone's ex got back at them by sleeping with a mod, but I want details. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 My phone charge cable is missing from my desk. I don't want to jump to conclusions and assume someone stole it, but I think someone stole it. I know I had it on Friday afternoon and I doubt I took it home. I can't remember if it was here when I got into the office this morning but it's the kind of thing no one would ever notice missing until they need it. I'm forgoing work today to launch a full scale investigation. Nancy Drew video games prepared me for this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 28 minutes ago, skywindO2 said: My phone charge cable is missing from my desk. I don't want to jump to conclusions and assume someone stole it, but I think someone stole it. I know I had it on Friday afternoon and I doubt I took it home. I can't remember if it was here when I got into the office this morning but it's the kind of thing no one would ever notice missing until they need it. I'm forgoing work today to launch a full scale investigation. Nancy Drew video games prepared me for this. Stay late or come in early tomorrow, search every desk. When you find it, steal that person's phone cord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, theJ said: Stay late or come in early tomorrow, search every desk. When you find it, steal that person's phone cord car. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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