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He's one of those high motor guys who don't loaf on the field, but there's a reason why he was a 7th round pick (aside from the character issues). He's just not that talented. Our pass rush last year masked a lot of problems.

Completely made-up but not-too-far-from-the-truth breakdown of possible outcomes when thrown at Mills:

40% completed pass
40% defensive pass interference
15% unforced incomplete pass
5% pass breakup or clean coverage that results in an incomplete pass

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“yOu aRe NoT a TrUe EaGlEs FaN”

Honestly, at times he is serviceable but he’s terribly inconsistent to put it nicely. Constantly gets beat, falls for every double move.... and The finger wag drives me nuts most of the time.

Yeah Sidney messed up on that 4th down but it’s time to take Mills out of the outside corner spot. Mariota abused Mills all game long. 

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18 minutes ago, Phire said:

He's one of those high motor guys who don't loaf on the field, but there's a reason why he was a 7th round pick (aside from the character issues). He's just not that talented. Our pass rush last year masked a lot of problems.

Completely made-up but not-too-far-from-the-truth breakdown of possible outcomes when thrown at Mills:

40% completed pass
40% defensive pass interference
15% unforced incomplete pass
5% pass breakup or clean coverage that results in an incomplete pass

Forgot the 100% finger wag 

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Mills ain't getting benched.  His memory is too short. It's arguably the shortest memory in the nfl. Sometimes he forgets how to play cb. Sometimes he forgets he is a cb. But he will never forget to bite on a double move. 

It's almost a shame nobody offered Schwartz a HC job. Hopefully after the season. He can take Undlin and Mills with him.

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>Opposing WR double moves Jalen.
>Jalen goes all noodle-legs and his legs are all tied up in a pretzel.
>Jalen face-plants. Jalen's face mask is stuck in the dirt and he can't move. 
>Meanwhile, opposing WR is 40 yards downfield with a perfect pass headed his way.
>Opposing WR drops pass.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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50 minutes ago, Phire said:

>Opposing WR double moves Jalen.
>Jalen goes all noodle-legs and his legs are all tied up in a pretzel.
>Jalen face-plants. Jalen's face mask is stuck in the dirt and he can't move. 
>Meanwhile, opposing WR is 40 yards downfield with a perfect pass headed his way.
>Opposing WR drops pass.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Don’t forget when he gets away with a holding and still wags his finger 

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>What's this, another double move from the WR!

>Jalen, looking as if he didn't know such a thing was possible, has jumped 15 yards to jump on the route he thought the WR was about to run

>Not only is the WR not running the route he thought, but that WR is now 30 yards past him downfield with no safety help

>QB complete the pass to said WR for an 80 yard TD.

 

 

>Play is nullified by an offensive holding call.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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