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7 hours ago, Fatgerman said:

Not another one. Listen, son, me and your mum had a dandy time and all, but I always use the pull out method, which we all know is completely 100% affective. Besides, I'm sure I'm sterile; I've been kneed in the ball-bag more times than Seal had to sang "Kiss From a Rose" in the '90's, that poor ugly bastard. In case you don't know, that's a lot! 

Now I'm convinced it's you.

Please can I have my birthday presents?

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12 hours ago, Mega Ron said:

Now I'm convinced it's you.

Please can I have my birthday presents?

What do you give the unwanted bastard who has everything?! Besides, you owe me birthday presents too, not to mention all the fathers day gifts you missed. Ingrate.

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8 minutes ago, Fatgerman said:

What do you give the unwanted bastard who has everything?! Besides, you owe me birthday presents too, not to mention all the fathers day gifts you missed. Ingrate.

****. That's true.

Ok let's let bygones be bygones

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