malibuspeedrace Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Take your morning dump at home like the rest of humanity, and stop making your employer cover your time that you spend on FF In nearly 5 years at my current place of employment, I can count the number of times I have taken a dump in the office on one hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malibuspeedrace Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Depends are a miracle worker (or so i hear) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 22 minutes ago, malibuspeedrace said: Take your morning dump at home like the rest of humanity, and stop making your employer cover your time that you spend on FF In nearly 5 years at my current place of employment, I can count the number of times I have taken a dump in the office on one hand. I get up at 1 pm est time no way I can have a dump before then here. It’s happening at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucketheadsdad Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Damn, I'm leading the high school, where I work, in doubles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 1 hour ago, malibuspeedrace said: Take your morning dump at home like the rest of humanity, and stop making your employer cover your time that you spend on FF Poop... on my own time??? 1 hour ago, malibuspeedrace said: In nearly 5 years at my current place of employment, I can count the number of times I have taken a dump in the office on one hand. I work at home, so it’s kind of cheating, but i poop literally every day on the company’s dime. Id never poop in an office though, that’s gross. My dong isn’t gonna brush up against a toilet where another dong just was, no sir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchdigger Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 3 hours ago, malibuspeedrace said: Take your morning dump at home like the rest of humanity, and stop making your employer cover your time that you spend on FF In nearly 5 years at my current place of employment, I can count the number of times I have taken a dump in the office on one hand. Why are you taking a dump on your hand? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas5737 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, ditchdigger said: Why are you taking a dump on your hand? And why just use one hand? If you are taking a dump on one hand one would think you are avoiding it falling somewhere so you may as well use both hands to secure it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas5737 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Id never poop in an office though, that’s gross. My dong isn’t gonna brush up against a toilet where another dong just was, no sir. Just lean forward a little and rinse it off like the rest of us do. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Thomas5737 said: Tip the cleaner? What’s 10% of a 2lb grogan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 46 minutes ago, Thomas5737 said: And why just use one hand? If you are taking a dump on one hand one would think you are avoiding it falling somewhere so you may as well use both hands to secure it. Amputee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonanza23 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 4 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Poop... on my own time??? I work at home, so it’s kind of cheating, but i poop literally every day on the company’s dime. Id never poop in an office though, that’s gross. My dong isn’t gonna brush up against a toilet where another dong just was, no sir. I’m self employed so I use what @malibuspeedrace suggested and use adult diapers. Easier to just keep working. Also keeps me from dumping on one hand. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman93 Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Quote “I thought they were going to interview me [after the fight] and I was going to ask for a rematch," Miocic said. "When Brock came in, I said, 'I'm out of here, I don't need this circus.' How can you give a guy a title shot who hasn't fought in over two years, is suspended, and his last fight is a no-contest because he was taking PEDs?" Miocic, 35, said he's hopeful the UFC will consider booking an immediate rematch, as he believes it's the professional thing to do. When asked if he would accept any other option for his next fight, Miocic responded, "No." "I want a title shot. I deserve it," Miocic said. "[Lesnar] hasn't fought in how long? For him to get a title shot, as I get thrown to the side? It just seems like they are desperate for pay-per-views. "I cleaned out the division. I defended it more than anyone, and you're gonna tell me I don't deserve a chance to get it back? Get out of here. Kiss my *** if you don't think I deserve that." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 @candyman93 he’s absolutely right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonanza23 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Can’t lie this was a shyt night. Cavs lost the summer league playoffs and I was driving in a heavy downpour and killed Bambi ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas5737 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Bonanza23 said: Can’t lie this was a shyt night. Cavs lost the summer league playoffs and I was driving in a heavy downpour and killed Bambi ? That sucks. I catch and release insects from my house so killing animals with my car bums me out. I dodge caterpillars crossing river road on my way to work every day. Much damage to the car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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