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Take your morning dump at home like the rest of humanity, and stop making your employer cover your time that you spend on FF

 

 

In nearly 5 years at my current place of employment, I can count the number of times I have taken a dump in the office on one hand.

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22 minutes ago, malibuspeedrace said:

Take your morning dump at home like the rest of humanity, and stop making your employer cover your time that you spend on FF

 

 

In nearly 5 years at my current place of employment, I can count the number of times I have taken a dump in the office on one hand.

I get up at 1 pm est time no way I can have a dump before then here. It’s happening at work.

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1 hour ago, malibuspeedrace said:

Take your morning dump at home like the rest of humanity, and stop making your employer cover your time that you spend on FF

Poop... on my own time???

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1 hour ago, malibuspeedrace said:

 

In nearly 5 years at my current place of employment, I can count the number of times I have taken a dump in the office on one hand.

I work at home, so it’s kind of cheating, but i poop literally every day on the company’s dime. 

Id never poop in an office though, that’s gross. My dong isn’t gonna brush up against a toilet where another dong just was, no sir.

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3 hours ago, malibuspeedrace said:

Take your morning dump at home like the rest of humanity, and stop making your employer cover your time that you spend on FF

 

 

In nearly 5 years at my current place of employment, I can count the number of times I have taken a dump in the office on one hand.

Why are you taking a dump on your hand?

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11 minutes ago, ditchdigger said:

Why are you taking a dump on your hand?

And why just use one hand? If you are taking a dump on one hand one would think you are avoiding it falling somewhere so you may as well use both hands to secure it.

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1 hour ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

Id never poop in an office though, that’s gross. My dong isn’t gonna brush up against a toilet where another dong just was, no sir.

Just lean forward a little and rinse it off like the rest of us do.

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4 hours ago, Thomas5737 said:

Tip the cleaner?

What’s 10% of a 2lb grogan?

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46 minutes ago, Thomas5737 said:

And why just use one hand? If you are taking a dump on one hand one would think you are avoiding it falling somewhere so you may as well use both hands to secure it.

Amputee.

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4 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

Poop... on my own time???

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I work at home, so it’s kind of cheating, but i poop literally every day on the company’s dime. 

Id never poop in an office though, that’s gross. My dong isn’t gonna brush up against a toilet where another dong just was, no sir.

I’m self employed so I use what @malibuspeedrace suggested and use adult diapers. Easier to just keep working. Also keeps me from dumping on one hand. 

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“I thought they were going to interview me [after the fight] and I was going to ask for a rematch," Miocic said. "When Brock came in, I said, 'I'm out of here, I don't need this circus.' How can you give a guy a title shot who hasn't fought in over two years, is suspended, and his last fight is a no-contest because he was taking PEDs?"

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Can’t lie this was a shyt night. Cavs lost the summer league playoffs and I was driving in a heavy downpour and killed Bambi 😢

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1 hour ago, Bonanza23 said:

Can’t lie this was a shyt night. Cavs lost the summer league playoffs and I was driving in a heavy downpour and killed Bambi 😢

That sucks. I catch and release insects from my house so killing animals with my car bums me out. I dodge caterpillars crossing river road on my way to work every day.

 

Much damage to the car?

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