skywindO2 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 9:30 PM, skywindO2 said: Went on a date with a girl from Bumble. She asked me what Office character I relate to most and I said Kevin, it went downhill from there. Since this experience, I took it upon myself to watch all of The Office. I want to say again but I'm not sure I ever actually watched the last season. Finally finished it yesterday. I think a better choice for me would have been Pete, or Plop, but that might just be an elaborate way to say I'm really boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 hour ago, skywindO2 said: Since this experience, I took it upon myself to watch all of The Office. I want to say again but I'm not sure I ever actually watched the last season. Finally finished it yesterday. I think a better choice for me would have been Pete, or Plop, but that might just be an elaborate way to say I'm really boring. Any girl that doesn't appreciate Kevin Malone isn't worth your time, friend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARROTHEAD Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) On 12/5/2018 at 8:47 AM, skywindO2 said: A while ago I added a stupid line to my bumble profile asking how you put on your socks and shoes. Do you go sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe. It's my original line. No one could be dumb enough to ask that question but apparently it's going around. My roommate told me she found another guy is using it. Someone stole my bit, how do I sue? Archie Bunker used that in 1975 when talking to Meathead. I know because All in the Family and Sanford & Son were how I learned English good from my country. Edited December 14, 2018 by PARROTHEAD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Prince Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 10 hours ago, skywindO2 said: Since this experience, I took it upon myself to watch all of The Office. I want to say again but I'm not sure I ever actually watched the last season. Finally finished it yesterday. I think a better choice for me would have been Pete, or Plop, but that might just be an elaborate way to say I'm really boring. How did she react when you said kevin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cddolphin Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 @skywindO2 IRL: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vike daddy Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 23 hours ago, PARROTHEAD said: I know because All in the Family and Sanford & Son were how I learned English good from my country. excellent choices! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 On 12/14/2018 at 11:15 AM, PARROTHEAD said: I know because All in the Family and Sanford & Son were how I learned English good from my country Literally every single thing about you makes sense now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaguarCrazy2832 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/14/2018 at 10:10 AM, ET80 said: Any girl that doesn't appreciate Kevin Malone isn't worth your time, friend. Truer words have never been said. Kevin Malone is a treasure and anyone that thinks otherwise will eventually break your heart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARROTHEAD Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 You American dorks. The correct answer to that would have been, "Whats The Office?" The answer for "whats your favorite Avengers movie?" is, "They made more than 1?" And for "whats your favorite Star Wars movie?" is, "I think I saw a couple when young. I dont know I cant tell them apart." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaguarCrazy2832 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 8 hours ago, PARROTHEAD said: You American dorks. The correct answer to that would have been, "Whats The Office?" The answer for "whats your favorite Avengers movie?" is, "They made more than 1?" And for "whats your favorite Star Wars movie?" is, "I think I saw a couple when young. I dont know I cant tell them apart." Before I met my wife, the 2nd and 3rd questions would have been answered exactly that way lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARROTHEAD Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 30 minutes ago, JaguarCrazy2832 said: Before I met my wife, the 2nd and 3rd questions would have been answered exactly that way lol At least 1 guy gets what Im getting at..lol First visit to my place, my woman spots Rock Of Ages with the kids stuff around the tv. Shes: "Oh I love this movie!" While I play clueless like "I havent watched, put it on for the kids and heard a couple songs, I dont know." So I end up snuggled up on the fast track to gettin some while watching one of my fav movies. Golden opportunity missed up there. "I said Kevin, it went downhill from there."... Yeah it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikesfan89 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/14/2018 at 7:58 AM, skywindO2 said: Since this experience, I took it upon myself to watch all of The Office. I want to say again but I'm not sure I ever actually watched the last season. Finally finished it yesterday. I think a better choice for me would have been Pete, or Plop, but that might just be an elaborate way to say I'm really boring. I forgot about them 2. I'd probably be the close closest to plop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikesfan89 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 So I was bored and decided to make an account on POF last night and messaged a few girls. 1 messaged back and after messaging back and forth a bit she figured out that I live across the road from her parents. I had no idea where she was from when I messaged her. What's weird though is that her great grandma married my grandpa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 On 12/15/2018 at 11:18 PM, PARROTHEAD said: You American dorks. The correct answer to that would have been, "Whats The Office?" The answer for "whats your favorite Avengers movie?" is, "They made more than 1?" And for "whats your favorite Star Wars movie?" is, "I think I saw a couple when young. I dont know I cant tell them apart." clearly the correct answers are 1. "Tim Canterbury. The US version of the office is for imbiciles" 2. "I'm more of a DC fan....i mean, its so dark. Its not for children." 3. "Definitely The Last Jedi. Its my favorite movie next to the new Ghostbusters film." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Ron Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 12 hours ago, vikesfan89 said: So I was bored and decided to make an account on POF last night and messaged a few girls. 1 messaged back and after messaging back and forth a bit she figured out that I live across the road from her parents. I had no idea where she was from when I messaged her. What's weird though is that her great grandma married my grandpa And she might be a donor match to you if you ever needed a transplant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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