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18 minutes ago, Tyty said:

 

Don’t tell me y’all never heard the story of young @ET80

There are some liberties taken with your story (knee didn't blow out that night, and "fight" is a figure of speech for "running away") but outside of that - it's fairly accurate.

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Just now, Kiwibrown said:

Should I have. Tell.me.

@ET80 is a slightly overweight scottish man and was close to bowling his best ever game (127) when LenDale White, while still in the nfl, shows up with a bunch of his friends and just starts getting rowdy, literally hitting on ET’s Hispanic girlfriend and kinda just being an egomaniac. ET is a pacifist and generally a chill guy but then LW started calling him a leprechaun over and over, which ET got offended about because A he’s sensitive about his weight, B 5’4” is nowhere near as short as a leprechaun and C leprechauns are Irish not Scottish. ET went off outside to hit his vape and apparently someone in LW’s crew took ET’s girl in the bathroom and went family style on her but that’s not 100% known. ET comes back and starts cussing at LW even though LW was worth millions and ET just polished shoes for a living at that same bowling alley. LW ran off, not able to afford to get in trouble and made a couple fancy moves around tables which ET wasn’t able to make being relatively chubby. He blew out a knee but was too angry to notice and almost caught LW before blowing out his other knee. ET walks with a walker now, has his ex girl blocked on Twitter cause she’s left him for a LW cronie, and has sworn of Irish Catholicism for life. There you have it. 

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16 minutes ago, Tyty said:

@ET80 is a slightly overweight scottish man and was close to bowling his best ever game (127) when LenDale White, while still in the nfl, shows up with a bunch of his friends and just starts getting rowdy, literally hitting on ET’s Hispanic girlfriend and kinda just being an egomaniac. ET is a pacifist and generally a chill guy but then LW started calling him a leprechaun over and over, which ET got offended about because A he’s sensitive about his weight, B 5’4” is nowhere near as short as a leprechaun and C leprechauns are Irish not Scottish. ET went off outside to hit his vape and apparently someone in LW’s crew took ET’s girl in the bathroom and went family style on her but that’s not 100% known. ET comes back and starts cussing at LW even though LW was worth millions and ET just polished shoes for a living at that same bowling alley. LW ran off, not able to afford to get in trouble and made a couple fancy moves around tables which ET wasn’t able to make being relatively chubby. He blew out a knee but was too angry to notice and almost caught LW before blowing out his other knee. ET walks with a walker now, has his ex girl blocked on Twitter cause she’s left him for a LW cronie, and has sworn of Irish Catholicism for life. There you have it. 

Meanwhile, @Tyty was throwing up in a bucket because of the chemo.

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On 11/14/2018 at 8:56 PM, AkronsWitness said:

CJ Anderson was a 1k yard rusher last season. Ridley has played on 4 teams in 2 years and got signed off the street last season.

Right.  So why is he still a FA?  Ridley is Ok, especially running behind the Steelers OLine, but he's nothing special. 

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