Shady Slim Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 and you’ve only got one goal: to make the guy at the checkout call the cops on you in five items or less so what have you got i’m going with turpentine, electrical tape, zip ties, a camera and a packet of easy mac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 2 christmas dresses for dogs, a big bottle of cheap vodka, giant jar of peanut butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 16 minutes ago, Malfatron said: 2 christmas dresses for dogs, a big bottle of cheap vodka, giant jar of peanut butter At least you’re nice enough to get the dogs drunk before you slather them in peanut butter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Santa costume, adult diapers, laxative, 2 bottles pine sol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: At least you’re nice enough to get the dogs drunk before you slather them in peanut butter... they should be so lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Chain saw, duct tape, trash bags, condoms, bleach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, ET80 said: Chain saw, duct tape, trash bags, condoms, bleach. See to me this just reads as a guy who’s super tidy and handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Prince Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Binoculars, lotion, tissues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 a pregancy test, sleeping pills, latex gloves, wire hangers, and a large mason jar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 If @Malfatron wasn’t on any government watchlists before, he is now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Ron Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 balaclava Cable ties Condoms shovel Dirty Dancing Soundtrack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, Malfatron said: a pregancy test, sleeping pills, latex gloves, wire hangers, and a large mason jar It took me a while...but once I got it, I couldn't un-get it. You beautiful, sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 30 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: See to me this just reads as a guy who’s super tidy and handy. ...you could say that, yes. EDIT - Ideally, you're getting this around 3am. You can swap out the trash bags with an Oriental rug, if you'd like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shady Slim Posted November 16, 2018 Author Share Posted November 16, 2018 a packet of sleeping pills, utility knife, rubbing alcohol, superglue, a copy of the movie face/off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 I'm too scared to look on Google for advice on how to answer this question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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