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9 hours ago, jonu62882 said:

For those 3 minutes, nothing else matters...not the house, not the mortgage, not the garage...I live my life one bonin' at a time.

Do people still say bone?!

You must have some serious skills to take a woman’s mind off the garage for 3 min.

Respect. 🤜 

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1 hour ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

You must have some serious skills to take a woman’s mind off the garage for 3 min.

Respect. 🤜 

I show her how to eat my food, and I present myself in a way that makes me irresistible...what can I say?!

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I have my own semi and haul for a greenhouse. They let me park my truck there. Was a normal night working, everything went well. Before I left they asked me to drop my trailer off at their other greenhouse that’s about a 10-15 min drive away. So I go drop it off there and head back to park my truck and go home. On the way I see a ton of law enforcement from different agencies at the UAW. What ever, I park and do my paperwork. By the time I finish my paperwork everyone is showing up that works in the greenhouse. I turn in my paperwork and talk with the lady in shipping about my next load. 

I get in my truck and go to leave. They have a pretty long driveway and I got almost to the end when **** hit the fan. All those law enforcement people I seen were now flooding into the greenhouse guns drawn. Figured out real quick what was going on then, it was an ICE raid. I was about 30 seconds away from completely missing all of it after a long night at work. So if I wouldn’t of had to drop the trailer off at the other place and/or didn’t talk to the shipping lady I would have been home without a hitch. But alas I was in the middle of an ICE raid after working all night. 

I got searched, told them I was a contractor and was not employed there. They took my license and ran it. Asked if I knew anything or anyone that worked there. Took my phone number and then escorted me off the property. All in all took about 30-45minutes after being 30 seconds from being on my way home. It was all over the news.

Work got pretty scarce after that. Never truly recovered the rest of the season to the point they would normally be at. Still ended up have my best year financially though. However it’s still effecting the greenhouse and in return me. As far as I know they still have some fines and legal issues to deal with. They just now were able to pay me for loads I did back in September and still owe me for one more. I’m just hoping they can get all this behind them this year.

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On ‎12‎/‎8‎/‎2018 at 11:12 AM, DontTazeMeBro said:

I was standing outside smoking on my break and it was dark and this guy was looking at me and mumbling. I walk up to him and asked him what he said. He says, “You better leave this country boy before I call the INS on you.” Then he ran away 

And if I was any whiter I’d be a snowman 

 

I hope you told him that INS no longer exists and gave him ICE's current number.

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had a patient who seemed appropriate in conversation, as long as it is superficial, didn't know the day, date, where he was or anything. 

They were an alcoholic, with alcoholic dementia. 

looked at a CT scan of his brain, literally almost nothing there, most of the contents of his skull was fluid, he had this tiny little brain. 

doing well considering really. 

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3 hours ago, Kiwibrown said:

had a patient who seemed appropriate in conversation, as long as it is superficial, didn't know the day, date, where he was or anything. 

They were an alcoholic, with alcoholic dementia. 

looked at a CT scan of his brain, literally almost nothing there, most of the contents of his skull was fluid, he had this tiny little brain. 

doing well considering really. 

Why you gotta be telling people about tyty's brain like that? That's just rude!:D

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On 1/11/2019 at 11:12 PM, riceman80 said:

As a millwright, i can tell some pretty horrid LOTO stories in my profession including a contractor who worked for my current company who got decapitated by a machine...

Is he ok?

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I was doing a part time shift for a buddy at his front desk for his hotel and the whole reason I had to be called in last minute to help him out was being the guy who was supposed to be there, got fired because he would show up partly drunk everyday to work. I'm checking these two sweet old women into their rooms, the fired dude comes in pretty wasted , stands beside me on the front desk and starts opening discussing  his alcohol abuse problems in front of the old women WHILE im standing in front of them to check in.

I wanted the world to swallow me whole in that moment.

 

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