Woz Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, ET80 said: @El ramsterramster is trying to sleep with me Just now, ET80 said: @NewAge followed me around for a few years under the name Green24. Just now, ET80 said: I also fell in love with @Malfatron. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N4L Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Woz said: I'll lose all my money (and don't really understand all the rules), don't want to get into a fight again at the table, will lose all my money, and will likely get sick whatever you do, don't try to edit your bets once the spinny thingy starts, otherwise that will get you disqualified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, N4L said: whatever you do, don't try to edit your bets once the spinny thingy starts, otherwise that will get you disqualified In some extreme cases, you'll be punched in the face repeatedly by some 6' 7" 380lb tatted up guy they call "Tiny". Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N4L Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, ET80 said: In some extreme cases, you'll be punched in the face repeatedly by some 6' 7" 380lb tatted up guy they call "Tiny". Trust me. Or you may get eliminated from the survivor pool, whichever is worse EDIT: just saw I was beaten to the punch, didn't read the whole thread. Ill see myself out Edited December 13, 2018 by N4L 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daineraider Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 9 hours ago, DoleINGout said: Went to Dallas this year, probably going to Nashville next, and Vegas too the year after. I go to Vegas too often, going in 2 weeks, went 2 months ago and a few months before that. I’ve never been to a draft though so I may as well make my 30ith something trip to Vegas for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Dunno if it is still true, but it used to be the only game that by-and-large favors the player over the casinos is Bingo. The trick is that the bingo parlor is all the way at the back of the casino, so if someone wins, they have to walk all the way back to the front of the casino (past the bright, shiny slots, tables, bars, restaurants, sports book, etc) to cash out. You could do okay with blackjack (perfect play has a 98-99% expectation), and if you check the payout odds, there were some positive expectations on video poker (again, required knowledgeable strategies) depending on the casino (they couldn't change the card randomizer, but they could change the payout odds ... some of the smaller ones would occasionally switch the odds slightly in the players' favor to drive business in the door). Again, been a long time since I was out in Vegas, so things could have changed (does the Bellagio still have War as table game? still the most dumbfounded I've ever been when walking into a casino). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Woz said: does the Bellagio still have War as table game? still the most dumbfounded I've ever been when walking into a casino Dunno, we'll find out together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 5 hours ago, N4L said: whatever you do, don't try to edit your bets once the spinny thingy starts, otherwise that will get you disqualified 5 hours ago, ET80 said: In some extreme cases, you'll be punched in the face repeatedly by some 6' 7" 380lb tatted up guy they call "Tiny". Trust me. For roulette, I just throw my chips at the croupier. Just faster that way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, Woz said: For roulette, I just throw my chips at the croupier. Just faster that way. I have a system. Takes about six hours but I always walk away with the money I walked up with. Goes like this: I walk to table, then watch the ball spin. Then, I watch it spin more. Repeat for a few hours, then hit the buffet. By then, I've downed several free beers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, ET80 said: I have a system. Takes about six hours but I always walk away with the money I walked up with. Goes like this: I walk to table, then watch the ball spin. Then, I watch it spin more. Repeat for a few hours, then hit the buffet. By then, I've downed several free beers. Probably the best strategy for roulette I've heard. Sounds like it could work for craps too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, Woz said: Probably the best strategy for roulette I've heard. Sounds like it could work for craps too. Gets a bit tricky with blackjack, when you've actually gotta get cards in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, ET80 said: Gets a bit tricky with blackjack, when you've actually gotta get cards in hand. The fun thing is that it's perfectly okay by the casinos to have the little "what should I do" cheat cards for blackjack. Pisses the other players off, but you will bleed the least. To really screw with them, sit at the far left (last before the dealer). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, Woz said: The fun thing is that it's perfectly okay by the casinos to have the little "what should I do" cheat cards for blackjack. Pisses the other players off, but you will bleed the least. To really screw with them, sit at the far left (last before the dealer). We should totes do this at the 2020 draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ET80 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, Woz said: Remember - by 2020, we'll be celebrating Derrius Guice and his 4,000 season (he's gotta make up for this season, so...yeah). You'll be happy by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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