MWil23 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Please tell me you guys have seen this. @NateDawg @LETSGOBROWNIES @mistakey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistakey Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 set hut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I wonder if this is a wake up call for Santa to put down the cookies and hop on a treadmill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 3 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: I wonder if this is a wake up call for Santa to put down the cookies and hop on a treadmill? SANTA LIVES FOREVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 On 12/18/2018 at 3:50 PM, NudeTayne said: SANTA LIVES FOREVER! Funny you should say this. My doctor has been riding my rear about losing weight, talking about how I'm gonna drop dead in six months and leave my wife a widow. I said it sounded like he had been reading her dream journal. So to scare me, he ordered an echo, a stress test, and a full workup to see the damage my obesity has caused, and this morning I had an appointment with him to get the results. I have the cardiovascular health of a thin man. My cholesterol is great..... Have you ever seen your doctor look disappointed to see positive test results? He gave me the good news like he was giving his mother's eulogy, and somewhere in the conversation mentions how we're the same age, yet he's the one with high blood pressure. I told him he should cut down on stress and watch his diet. Maybe I need a healthier doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Fatgerman said: Funny you should say this. My doctor has been riding my rear about losing weight, talking about how I'm gonna drop dead in six months and leave my wife a widow. I said it sounded like he had been reading her dream journal. So to scare me, he ordered an echo, a stress test, and a full workup to see the damage my obesity has caused, and this morning I had an appointment with him to get the results. I have the cardiovascular health of a thin man. My cholesterol is great..... Have you ever seen your doctor look disappointed to see positive test results? He gave me the good news like he was giving his mother's eulogy, and somewhere in the conversation mentions how we're the same age, yet he's the one with high blood pressure. I told him he should cut down on stress and watch his diet. Maybe I need a healthier doctor. LOL. Superb post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, NudeTayne said: LOL. Superb post. I've been on cloud nine all day. I just feel bad for my poor wife when she finds out I won't be dead in six months. She might hafta take down her eHarmony account now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Fatgerman said: My doctor has been riding my rear Stopped reading after this. Consider another doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NudeTayne Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, NateDawg said: Stopped reading after this. Consider another doctor. A little squid pro quo is inevitable with any quality doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonanza23 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, NudeTayne said: A little squid pro quo is inevitable with any quality doctor. Tooshie! er touché Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruceb Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Fatgerman said: I have the cardiovascular health of a thin man. My cholesterol is great..... Have you ever seen your doctor look disappointed to see positive test results? Yes, repeatedly. I have got questions like: "What hurts?", and disappointed looks when I answered: "Nothing hurts". I have watched a crestfallen doctor as I answered: "No" to all the questions she was asking about potential prostrate problems. Like a failed salesperson. Wondered if she lost a commission on prostrate meds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, bruceb said: Yes, repeatedly. I have got questions like: "What hurts?", and disappointed looks when I answered: "Nothing hurts". I have watched a crestfallen doctor as I answered: "No" to all the questions she was asking about potential prostrate problems. Like a failed salesperson. Wondered if she lost a commission on prostrate meds? Maybe she was hoping for an excuse to feel on your junk, ya handsome old devil. Next time say yes and let the poor gal have a thrill. #silverfox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 8 hours ago, NateDawg said: Stopped reading after this. Consider another doctor. Eh, not always... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 7 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Eh, not always... Where do I find me one of those? She can smear my pap anytime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruceb Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 15 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Eh, not always... now that easily could evolve (devolve?) into playing doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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