EaglesPeteC Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 QB dong size and Coach Ball size both swing heavily in the Eagles favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 5 hours ago, abstract_thought said: Philly has been pretty average across the board this season but one thing that stands out is their defensive front. They do a good job defending the run but they don't put opposing QBs under a lot of pressure. This will be a big game for Trubisky and hopefully he can take advantage of the extra time to throw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealMcCoy Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 hour ago, EaglesPeteC said: Bears defense is definitely better than ours.... but yeah that part confused me too lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dll2000 Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, EaglesPeteC said: QB dong size and Coach Ball size both swing heavily in the Eagles favor. See. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeezla Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 57 minutes ago, dll2000 said: See. We earned this weirdness. 95% of us thought we would die without ever watching the Eagles win a SB. Now our lives are complete, and all that's left is to get weird. It also makes our forum unique as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, EaglesPeteC said: QB dong size and Coach Ball size both swing heavily in the Eagles favor. This has nothing to do with winning though. Due to a Google search I recently did and immediately regret doing, it is known a giraffe has an average dong length of 40 inches. So Glennon was hung. Add in John Fox being 172 years of age is isn't unlikely that his balls were hanging down to mid-calf, and after 95.75 years of being "inactive" roughly the size of cantaloupes. So if there was any correlation at all then we would have been looking at dominance in the NFL that would have rivaled Bill Russell's championship runs. But they were terrible, and lucked to a 1-3 record with the duo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Sugashane said: This has nothing to do with winning though. Due to a Google search I recently did and immediately regret doing, it is known a giraffe has an average dong length of 40 inches. So Glennon was hung. Add in John Fox being 172 years of age is isn't unlikely that his balls were hanging down to mid-calf, and after 95.75 years of being "inactive" roughly the size of cantaloupes. So if there was any correlation at all then we would have been looking at dominance in the NFL that would have rivaled Bill Russell's championship runs. But they were terrible, and lucked to a 1-3 record with the duo. 1) I 100% do not beleive you “regret” googling those giraffe dongs. I would be willing to wager that page is bookmarked on every computer. 2) If you don’t believe QB dangle size and coach balls are the #1 stats in determining wins in the NFL, I don’t even know what sport you are even watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeezla Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, Sugashane said: This has nothing to do with winning though. Due to a Google search I recently did and immediately regret doing, it is known a giraffe has an average dong length of 40 inches. So Glennon was hung. Add in John Fox being 172 years of age is isn't unlikely that his balls were hanging down to mid-calf, and after 95.75 years of being "inactive" roughly the size of cantaloupes. So if there was any correlation at all then we would have been looking at dominance in the NFL that would have rivaled Bill Russell's championship runs. But they were terrible, and lucked to a 1-3 record with the duo. I hate this joke, because I have a long neck. I'm white, but if I lived with an African tribe that put rings around their necks, I'd probably be the village chief assuming status was based on neck rings. At the same time, the joke made me laugh, so well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinz D. Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 36 minutes ago, Sugashane said: Due to a Google search I recently did and immediately regret doing, it is known a giraffe has an average dong length of 40 inches. "Recently"? Nice try, Sugashane... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyMossIsBoss Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Hmmm the lack of talk in here about Mitch's member tells me you guys have no confidence in your QB. Not going to win if he puts up a stinker. Eagles 37 Bears 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nads786 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Jeezla said: We earned this weirdness. 95% of us thought we would die without ever watching the Eagles win a SB. Now our lives are complete, and all that's left is to get weird. It also makes our forum unique as hell. I cannot wait for the Bears to win the SB one year. I've watched the Eagles back in the McNabb days and always figured they would win one with him, very surprised you guys won it this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeezla Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 34 minutes ago, Nads786 said: I cannot wait for the Bears to win the SB one year. I've watched the Eagles back in the McNabb days and always figured they would win one with him, very surprised you guys won it this way. I think Da Bears kinda mimic the Eagles last year. 2nd year HC (And Andy Reid disciple). 2nd year #2 overall pick QB. Jordan Howard kinda runs like Blount/Ajayi. A Rob is kinda like Alshon. Ant Miller is kinda like Agholor. Trey Burton is kinda like Trey Burton. Eagles have a better kicker. Bears have better CB's. Both had good safeties, good LB's, and great DL. Eagles had better OL. Many similarities, minus the injuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankWilliams Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 30 minutes ago, Jeezla said: I think Da Bears kinda mimic the Eagles last year. 2nd year HC (And Andy Reid disciple). 2nd year #2 overall pick QB. Jordan Howard kinda runs like Blount/Ajayi. A Rob is kinda like Alshon. Ant Miller is kinda like Agholor. Trey Burton is kinda like Trey Burton. Eagles have a better kicker. Bears have better CB's. Both had good safeties, good LB's, and great DL. Eagles had better OL. Many similarities, minus the injuries. Bears have 2018's best safety in the NFL, IMO. Bears OL is pretty dang good too, and better now that long is healthy. RT is a bit of a liability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBears019 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, TankWilliams said: Bears have 2018's best safety in the NFL, IMO. Bears OL is pretty dang good too, and better now that long is healthy. RT is a bit of a liability. Of course tank doesn’t post around here for a long time, and the one time he comes back is when there’s a bunch of talk about giraffe dongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeezla Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 50 minutes ago, TankWilliams said: Bears have 2018's best safety in the NFL, IMO. Bears OL is pretty dang good too, and better now that long is healthy. RT is a bit of a liability. Awesome avi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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