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2 hours ago, El ramster said:

That’s what I’m saying brother! You’re a great man for admitting it. Also, what NFL team are you now cheering for brother? Curios or do you not watch the NFL anymore brother? 

I am cheering for the chargers this year.

I want Philip to get a ring

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2 hours ago, khodder said:

Cornerbacks:
A.J. Bouye [16 GS]: 60 tackles (2 stuffs), 59 coverages, 5 interceptions, 1 touchdown.
Jimmy Smith [16 GS]: 46 tackles, 64 coverages, 2 sacks, 1 interception, 2 forced fumbles.

Safeties:
D.J. Swearinger [16 GS]: 85 tackles, 16 coverages, 3 interceptions, 1 forced fumble.
Reshad Jones [16 GS]: 93 tackles, 18 coverages, 5 interceptions, 1 forced fumble, 1 touchdown.

 

Just drop my entire secondary into the probowl

Tyrann Mathieu [16 GS]: 90 tackles (1 stuff), 20 coverages, 1 sack, 5 interceptions, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries, 1 touchdown.
Darius Slay [16 GS]: 80 tackles (1 stuff), 60 coverages, 2 interceptions, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovery, 1 touchdown.
 

Can't see either Safety making it over Honey Badger or Jimmy making it over Slay. And that's just my own team.

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3 minutes ago, pwny said:

Tyrann Mathieu [16 GS]: 90 tackles (1 stuff), 20 coverages, 1 sack, 5 interceptions, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries, 1 touchdown.
Darius Slay [16 GS]: 80 tackles (1 stuff), 60 coverages, 2 interceptions, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovery, 1 touchdown.
 

Can't see either Safety making it over Honey Badger or Jimmy making it over Slay. And that's just my own team.

Slay has been beaten to a pulp - 80 Tackles. Good Lord.

Badger and Jones FTW.,

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1 hour ago, pwny said:

@TheKillerNacho question about ballots.

The Cheesy conference runs a 3-4 this season. Are we allowed to put guys like Calais Campbell who played his whole season at DT as a 3-4 DE or is it required that they played DE? Same question for EDGE guys. 

Just put in the vote for whatever position the ballot lists them as. But if someone votes them at a different position, they don't accumulate votes in both positions. (If someone gives 3 votes to Campbell at de and someone gives him 3 votes that doesn't mean he has 6 votes).

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Just now, TheKillerNacho said:

Just put in the vote for whatever position the ballot lists them as. But if someone votes them at a different position, they don't accumulate votes in both positions. (If someone gives 3 votes to Campbell at de and someone gives him 3 votes that doesn't mean he has 6 votes).

You could however tell them if they're voting for a player at a diffeent position than the majority though if you wanted to be nice

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Here's my ballot. I did it quickly at work so its not perfect by any means, but if it gives people a good place to start so we get more than 2 ballots in it will have done its job.

 

 

Quarterback:
Tom Brady [16 GS]: 401/613 (65.42%, 105.21 Rating) for 5,112 yards, 33 touchdowns, 6 interceptions. 23 carries for 22 yards (0.96 YPC, 6 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 3 fumbles.
Philip Rivers [16 GS]: 373/600 (62.17%, 99.48 Rating) for 5,145 yards, 29 touchdowns, 9 interceptions. 18 carries for 45 yards (2.50 YPC, 8 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 3 fumbles.
Patrick Mahomes [16 GS]: 358/555 (64.50%, 95.89 Rating) for 4,355 yards, 26 touchdowns, 11 interceptions. 66 carries for 260 yards (3.94 YPC, 21 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 8 fumbles.

Runningbacks:
Devonta Freeman [16 GS]: 326 carries for 1,466 yards (4.50 YPC, 35 LNG), 13 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 19 receptions for 197 yards (10.37 YPR, 25 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 3 drops.
Saquon Barkley [16 GS]: 288 carries for 1,295 yards (4.50 YPC, 60 LNG), 11 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 21 receptions for 232 yards (11.05 YPR, 29 LNG), 2 touchdowns, 11 drops, 1 fumble.
Mark Ingram [16 GS]: 286 carries for 1,249 yards (4.37 YPC, 32 LNG), 7 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 35 receptions for 335 yards (9.57 YPR, 23 LNG), 1 touchdown, 3 drops.

Fullback:
Anthony Sherman [16 GS]: 9 carries for 26 yards (2.89 YPC, 5 LNG), 0 touchdowns. 6 receptions for 50 yards (8.33 YPR, 15 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 1 drop. 28 pancakes.

Wide Receivers:
Amari Cooper [16 GS]: 104 receptions for 1,533 yards (14.74 YPR, 72 LNG), 8 touchdowns, 4 drops, 2 fumbles.
Michael Thomas Jr. [16 GS]: 113 receptions for 1,539 yards (13.62 YPR, 28 LNG), 8 touchdowns, 2 drops, 1 fumble.
Keenan Allen [16 GS]: 113 receptions for 1,450 yards (12.83 YPR, 30 LNG), 8 touchdowns, 6 drops, 1 fumble.

Tight End:
Greg Olsen [16 GS]: 91 receptions for 1,033 yards (11.35 YPR, 37 LNG), 8 touchdowns, 1 drop, 2 fumbles. 17 pancakes.
Jared Cook [16 GS]: 72 receptions for 1,029 yards (14.29 YPR, 31 LNG), 5 touchdowns, 1 drop, 2 fumbles. 14 pancakes.
Kyle Rudolph [16 GS]: 81 receptions for 928 yards (11.46 YPR, 29 LNG), 6 touchdowns. 9 pancakes.

Offensive Line:
Jason Peters [16 GS]: 20 pancakes, 6 sacks allowed, 2 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery.
Larry Warford [16 GS]: 26 pancakes, 4 sacks allowed, 8 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery.
John Sullivan [16 GS]: 26 pancakes, 3 sacks allowed, 12 stuffs allowed.
Marshal Yanda [16 GS]: 20 pancakes, 5 sacks allowed, 4 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery.
Terron Armstead [16 GS]: 14 pancakes, 5 sacks allowed, 9 stuffs allowed.

Defensive Line:
Calais Campbell [16 GS]: 70 tackles (10 stuffs), 6 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, 1 recovery, 1 touchdown.
Dalvin Tomlinson [16 GS]: 73 tackles (16 stuffs), 2 coverages, 4 sacks.

Akiem Hicks [16 GS]: 68 tackles (12 stuffs), 1 coverage, 8 sacks, 1 forced fumble.

Linebackers:
Bradley Chubb [16 GS]: 57 tackles (10 stuffs), 1 coverage, 11 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovery.
Luke Kuechly [16 GS]: 102 tackles (13 stuffs), 12 coverages, 6 sacks, 1 interception, 4 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries, 1 touchdown.
Anthony Barr [16 GS]: 102 tackles (12 stuffs), 4 coverages, 6 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovery.
Danielle Hunter [16 GS]: 74 tackles (4 stuffs), 12 coverages, 12 sacks.

Cornerbacks:
Stephon Gilmore [16 GS]: 56 tackles (2 stuffs), 57 coverages, 5 interceptions, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries, 1 touchdown.
Aqib Talib [16 GS]: 59 tackles (2 stuffs), 73 coverages, 7 interceptions.

Safeties:
Kareem Jackson [16 GS]: 85 tackles, 29 coverages, 3 sacks, 3 interceptions, 3 forced fumbles, 1 touchdown.
Tyrann Mathieu [16 GS]: 90 tackles (1 stuff), 20 coverages, 1 sack, 5 interceptions, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries, 1 touchdown.

Kicker:
Adam Vinatieri [16 GS]: 44 of 46 (95.65%, 55 LNG) field goals. 46 of 47 extra points. 59 touchbacks.

Punter:
Thomas Morstead [16 GS]: 83 punts for 3,812 yards (45.93 YPP, 72 LNG, 30 in 20).

Returner:
Pharoh Cooper [16 GS]: 94 returns for 1,546 yards (16.45 YPR, 105 LNG), 2 touchdowns.

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Melvin Gordon [16 GS]: 209 carries for 1,020 yards (4.88 YPC, 44 LNG), 6 touchdowns, 3 fumbles. 35 receptions for 431 yards (12.31 YPR, 35 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 4 drops.
Kareem Hunt [16 GS]: 199 carries for 869 yards (4.37 YPC, 28 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 23 receptions for 233 yards (10.13 YPR, 25 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 10 drops.

Wide Receivers:
Antonio Brown [16 GS]: 98 receptions for 1,266 yards (12.92 YPR, 44 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 1 drop, 2 fumbles.
JuJu Smith-Schuster [16 GS]: 83 receptions for 1,089 yards (13.12 YPR, 65 LNG), 11 touchdowns, 7 drops, 3 fumbles.

Defensive Line:
Fletcher Cox [16 GS]: 78 tackles (16 stuffs), 1 coverage, 5 sacks, 5 forced fumbles.

Linebackers:
Olivier Vernon [16 GS]: 95 tackles (12 stuffs), 9 coverages, 9 sacks, 1 forced fumble.
C.J. Mosley [16 GS]: 105 tackles (15 stuffs), 8 coverages, 5 sacks, 4 forced fumbles.
Ryan Kerrigan [16 GS]: 76 tackles (12 stuffs), 5 coverages, 3 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovery, 1 touchdown.

Cornerbacks:
Chris Harris Jr. [16 GS]: 68 tackles (2 stuffs), 54 coverages, 1 sack, 3 interceptions, 1 forced fumble.

Safeties:
HaHa Clinton-Dix [16 GS]: 80 tackles (1 stuff), 25 coverages, 4 interceptions, 1 recovery.

All available. 

Hmu

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9 minutes ago, Glen said:

Melvin Gordon [16 GS]: 209 carries for 1,020 yards (4.88 YPC, 44 LNG), 6 touchdowns, 3 fumbles. 35 receptions for 431 yards (12.31 YPR, 35 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 4 drops.
Kareem Hunt [16 GS]: 199 carries for 869 yards (4.37 YPC, 28 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 23 receptions for 233 yards (10.13 YPR, 25 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 10 drops.

Wide Receivers:
Antonio Brown [16 GS]: 98 receptions for 1,266 yards (12.92 YPR, 44 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 1 drop, 2 fumbles.
JuJu Smith-Schuster [16 GS]: 83 receptions for 1,089 yards (13.12 YPR, 65 LNG), 11 touchdowns, 7 drops, 3 fumbles.

Defensive Line:
Fletcher Cox [16 GS]: 78 tackles (16 stuffs), 1 coverage, 5 sacks, 5 forced fumbles.

Linebackers:
Olivier Vernon [16 GS]: 95 tackles (12 stuffs), 9 coverages, 9 sacks, 1 forced fumble.
C.J. Mosley [16 GS]: 105 tackles (15 stuffs), 8 coverages, 5 sacks, 4 forced fumbles.
Ryan Kerrigan [16 GS]: 76 tackles (12 stuffs), 5 coverages, 3 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovery, 1 touchdown.

Cornerbacks:
Chris Harris Jr. [16 GS]: 68 tackles (2 stuffs), 54 coverages, 1 sack, 3 interceptions, 1 forced fumble.

Safeties:
HaHa Clinton-Dix [16 GS]: 80 tackles (1 stuff), 25 coverages, 4 interceptions, 1 recovery.

All available. 

Hmu

Amen brother! Great roster you had there brother. I’ll tell you one thing brother, whoever takes that team over will have an easy time winning 6’ games the very least. 

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