Nacho Simulation Football League (Season 17 - TACO BOWL XVII POSTED!)

TheKillerNacho · January 9, 2019

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Nacho Simulation Football League

Welcome to the main thread of the Nacho Simulation Football League (or NSFL for short)! This is a Sim league that uses my custom American Football simulation engine, and posts games in play-by-plays viewable on Youtube, with Game Stats listed on the Video description. The league runs bi-annually, a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft) using a keeper system. Teams compete for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy each season.

Offseason Schedule

Wednesday, January 23rd: Deadline for previous owners to renew interest in the league. Failure to do so by this date by posting in the main thread will cause a replacement owner to be found in your place.
Wednesday, January 30th: Deadline owners to submit their Keeper Tags. All keepers will be processed on this date, so keeper tags must be in before this date.
Wednesday, February 6th: Season 17's draft begins. As this is a winter season, incoming rookies are not eligible, but all players and coaches from the previous NFL season are.

Draft Order

1. Phoenix Rattlers (2-14)
2. Hanoi Viet Kongs (3-13)
3. Freiburg Venom (4-12)
4. Breckenridge Cannibals (5-11)
5. Southview Saints (6-10)
6. Richmond Flying Squirrels (6-10)
7. Reykjavík Direwolves (6-9-1)
8. Kansas City Knights (7-9)
9. Seattle Sonics (7-9)
10. Indianapolis Predators (8-8)
11. Tacoma Thunder (8-8)
12. Rocket City Trash Pandas (10-6)
13. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (9-7)
14. Miami Sharks (10-6)
15. South Africa Woolly Mammoths (10-5-1)
16. Egypt Starfalls (11-5)
17. Chicago Fire (12-4)
18. Iowa Jagwads (12-4)
19. Little Rock Uni Royals (12-4)
20. Scranton Papermakers (11-5)

Registration & Off-season Schedule

All former-owners must re-register to renew their interest for this season. For those who are not past owners, you may still ask to join the league, however I will put you on a waiting list. When and if a GM decides to not renew interest or becomes idle, you will be contacted. You must remain an active FootballsFuture member in order to remain on the waiting list. I will remove inactive users from this list periodically.

Waiting list:

Counselor
Mega Ron
BringinDaPain
Dome

Scheduling

The NSFL supports 20 teams split into four divisions (Red and Blue divisions in the Cheesy Conference, Green and Yellow divisions in the Salsa Conference). The regular season features sixteen games:

Teams will play each other team in their division twice.
Teams will play four teams in the other division of their own conference.
Teams will play four teams of a division in the other conference.

Games will be simulated on “Game Day”, which is every three days after the draft. I will provide links to Youtube videos with the complete Play-By-Plays, as well as text play-by-plays on Google Docs.

The playoffs will feature eight teams (four in each conference) in total. This includes all four division winners, plus four wildcard teams (two per conference). Playoffs last three Game Days. In the first round, the 4th seed of each conference will play at the 1st seed of that Conference, and the 3rd seed will play at the 2nd. After that, the two winners in each Conference will play in the Conference Championship with the higher seed having home-field advantage. Then, winners of the Conference Championship Game from each Conference will play each-other on a neutral field in the Taco Bowl for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy. Seeding for the playoffs are based on this list of tiebreakers:

Record
Head-to-Head*
Division record (Same division only)
Conference record
Net points
Strength of schedule
Coin toss

*This tie-breaker can still apply for a tie featuring more than 2 teams using the transitive property... If one team has head-to-head wins against all of the others, that team comes first in the tiebreaker. And if one team has head-to-head losses against all of the others, that team comes last in the tiebreaker. Also if Team A beat Team B, who beat Team C but Team C and A didn't play, Team A wins the tiebreaker and Team C comes in last in it.

Division tiebreakers are applied first. Then with wildcard tiebreakers featuring 3 or more teams, only the teams highest in the division not currently in the playoffs are considered, since under no circumstances can a team make the playoffs over a team higher in their division.

Prior to the regular season, there is a preseason week that owners can sign their teams up for optional exhibition games. These games can be used for the purpose of friendly matches, or testing starting roster & team settings prior to the start of the season. The rules and information for exhibition games is as follows:

A team can schedule a maximum of two pre-season games, which must be against different opponents. These games can start being scheduled when a season's main thread is first created.
A game is scheduled by both owners agreeing to it in the main thread, including which team will be the home team. Alternately, a game can take place on a neutral field. If taking place on a neutral field, the owners can optionally specify the stadium's data (see Stadium Settings, below). If none is specified, the game will take place in an average Dome stadium.
Alternately, a team may schedule an exhibition game against any NFL team. Only one of their pre-season games can be against an NFL team, and the NFL team is always the home team. This type of pre-season game can be canceled at any time to make room for an owner-vs-owner matchup. A single NFL team may only play host to one team in the preseason, which means if someone already schedules a match with a team, they can't play anyone else.
Once a game is scheduled, it can only be canceled by both owners agreeing to cancel it on the main thread.
For each exhibition scheduled, each owner can PM me a starting roster and simulation settings they want to use for the game. This will not affect your actual regular-season starting lineup or simulation settings in any way. If no experimental settings are specified, the team's default settings and roster will be used. These settings will not be revealed until after the exhibition games are posted.
These games will not count in any way (practice squad players can be started without affecting their keeper status).
All exhibition games will be posted in the same "Game Day", which will be two days prior to Week 1.

One day before the Taco Bowl each season, a conference vs conference all-star exhibition game called the All-Star Bowl is played, between the Cheesy Conference and the Salsa Conference. The game does not influence anything except the Game MVP of the All-Star Bowl's keeper cost the following season is reduced by 1. The voting rules are as follows:

Owners can submit a ballot with three selections at every position (including Returner), for each conference. Your first selection will receive 3 votes, your second selection will be worth 2 votes, and the last will be worth 1.
After the voting period, the final tallies will be posted.
In the event of a tie, a random number generator to determine who gets in.
On even seasons, Cheesy runs a 4-3 defense and Salsa runs a 3-4 defense. On odd seasons, Cheesy runs a 3-4 defense and Salsa runs a 4-3 defense.
The Head Coach for each conference will be the coach of that conference's highest seeded team. The Coordinators will be the coordinators of the team with the best yardage statistics of Offense, Defense, and Special Teams.

Roster Rules & Team Settings

At total, a roster has 26 players and 4 coaches. This roster includes: one Quarterback, two Runningbacks, one Fullback, one Tight End, two Offensive tackles, two Offensive guards, one Center, three Wide Receivers, two Defenisve ends, one/two Defensive tackles, one/two Inside linebackers, two Outside linebackers, two Cornerbacks, one Free safety, one Strong safety, one Kicker, and one Punter. Teams also draft four coaches: A Head Coach, an Offensive Coordinator, a Defensive Coordinator, and a Special Teams Coordinator. Coaches can give bonuses to certain positions. In addition to starters, teams may keep an five-player or coach Practice Squad that gives you exclusive rights to that player/coach, even if you do not start them. Players can be started at any position but its recommended you start them at their listed position or a similar position. Players do not get injured in this league, so you do not need to worry about that.

Teams may make several team changes at any time for the upcoming game (note that the deadline to do this is Noon EST the day before the game):

Trade Players, Draft choices, and/or Keeper tags to another Team. Both Teams involved must agree by either posting on the main thread (please mention me when a trade is posted) or by both PMing me the trade details. There is a trade deadline each season that starts at Week 12, and is in affect until after the Taco Bowl. During this period, players cannot be traded but keeper tags and draft picks can. Picks of Round 16 or higher cannot be traded, as those picks are considered compensatory. Picks more than four seasons in the future can also not be traded. I will not enforce any future or additional parts of a trade, so it is recommended that you not do this.
After the draft is completed, Teams may sign Free Agents. Free Agents are handled on a first-come, first-serve basis. If you have no available slot to put the player, you must cut a player to sign one.
Change your team's Coaching Philosophy. This can be done by posting on the thread, or PMing me personally (for private changes revealed on Game Day, highly recommended).

A Team's Coaching Philosophy changes how your team is simulated. Once again, a Team can change this at any time, excluding Game Days. It is highly recommended that Teams tailor these to both your team, and your current opponent! Changes PMed to me will not be revealed until the next Game Day, so they will be a secret to your opponent! These are the changeable Coaching Philosophies:

Run Chance (max: 70, min: 30, default: 45): This determines how often, on a situation-unaffected play (teams will run or pass more depending on situation), your team will choose to do a running play instead of a passing play.
Running Back 1 Chance (max: 80, min: 50, default: 65): This determines how often, when a running play is selected, that your 1st-string running back will take the carry. Warning: Players, especially RB, DO get tired as the game goes on, do not set too high!
Field Goal Try (max: 60 [your own 40], min: 10, default: 35): This determines which yard line (NOT length of FG!) your team will try to kick a Field Goal instead of punting.
Offensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines offensive aggression. Aggressive offenses have a greater chance of big plays, but are more prone to in-completions, turnovers, and plays resulting in losses (like sacks). Aggressive offenses are also more likely to go for it on 4th and short.
Defensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines defensive aggression. Aggressive defenses have a greater chance in making big plays (like sacks, interceptions, or forced fumbles) but also have a larger chance of giving up big plays to the opponent's offense. Conservative defenses focus on tackling and forcing incompletes.
Run Defense Priority (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines whether, on a situation-unaffected play, teams will focus more on stopping the run or the pass. A high value will result in defenses more likely to focus on stopping the run, a low value will focus defenses more on the pass.
Defensive Formation (default: 4-3, either 4-3 or 3-4): Determines your defensive formation. A 4-3 allows you to start four defensive linemen and three linebackers. A 3-4 allows you to start three defensive linemen, and four linebackers.
Return man (default: 3rd WR): Teams must set one of their Players to be their Kick/Punt Returner. This will be marked off as an asterisk in their Team listing. Practice squad players CAN fill this role.
You can swap starters with practice squad players. This counts as a coaching philosophy since it can be done privately (unlike Trades and Signing/Cutting players).

Lastly, a Team has a Stadium. Your Stadium can be submitted and changed at any time during the off-season (defined as any time after the Taco Bowl, but before the first game of the next season is played). Editable Stadium settings are as follows:

Stadium Name (default: Team's stadium): The Stadium's name. Has no effect on the Simulation, obviously.
Stadium Type (default: Random): There are five types of stadiums you can choose from - Outdoor Grass, Outdoor Turf, Outdoor Dirt, Dome*, and Retractable Roof. The difference between Grass and Turf have very minor affects in the simulation engine, but in poor weather, a Grass field tends to become harder to play on. Dirt fields are a bit harder to play on for all players, and in the rain turn into muddy fields which can cause some significant problems. A Retractable Roof stadium usually behaves like an Outdoor Turf stadium, except in increment weather where it behaves like a Dome stadium (most of the time... sometimes the roof gets stuck open!).
Timezone (default: Random): There are six timezones one can choose from: East Coast, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Europe, and Asia. Teams will be disadvantaged when playing in other time zones, with greater weight depending on the difference of distance. It is encouraged that you set the timezone to the location your team is located. For overseas teams, select Asia or Europe depending on which is closer.
Temperature (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Temperature of the location of the stadium. A high number means that the stadium is in a HOT place (Like Ecuador). A low number means the stadium is in a COLD place (Like Alaska). Your team's ability to play in bad weather depends on their home location (a warm-weather team will have a hard time playing in really cold weather, and vice-versa).
Precipitation (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Amount of precipitation the location typically gets. A high number means that there is a high chance of precipitation. A low chance means there is a very low chance of precipitation (like you live in a desert or something).
Wind (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): How windy your location is. The higher the number, the greater chance of windy conditions come game-time!

*For Dome stadiums, please still include Temperature, Precipitation, and Wind data for the LOCATION of where your Stadium is built, even though these factors are not releavant for games played at your stadium. These values still affect how well your team can play in bad weather at other stadiums.

In addition, teams may submit to me a 80x90 logo and a 22x95 endzone graphic for use in the Game Simulations to make them more visually pleasing. If you aren't skilled in image editing, you can still post something and I'll resize it as best I can. Also, you may select two team colors and of course your team's name! If you don't submit anything, I reserve the right to make them myself. I make most endzone logos myself, and most people seem pleased with the results.

A sample endzone image looks like this:
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Offseason Rules

The NSFL runs bi-annually (twice per year) with a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft). Before the Winter season, Player's attributes will be updated taking into account his NFL stats from the previous year. Before the Summer season, incoming Rookies from the NFL draft will become available to be drafted. In addition, any new features to the Simulation engine will be available at the start of each new season, and will be announced and explained at that time.

Rosters become locked after a team's last game is played. After that time, players cannot be Signed or Cut (but Trades can be made). Players can be maintained from season to season using Keeper Tags. Each team receives 20 Keeper Tags which they can use on Players as they see fit. Players of certain positions require more of a commitment to keep, and therefore require more Tags to keep. Obviously, this will lead to certain teams having more or less players than others going into the off-season. Keeper Tags, like Draft Selections, are considered an asset for a Team and therefore can be traded (but unused Tags are discarded at the end of the Keeper step)!

Very high upkeep positions (4 Tags):

Quarterback

High upkeep positions (3 Tags):

Runningback
Wide Receiver
Offensive Tackle
4-3 Defensive End
3-4 Outside Linebacker
Cornerback

Medium upkeep positions (2 Tags):

Tight End
Offensive Guard
Center
3-4 Defensive End
4-3 Outside Linebacker
Defensive Tackle
Inside Linebacker
Strong Safety
Free Safety
Head Coach

Low upkeep positions (1 Tags):

Fullback
Kicker
Punter
Offensive Coordinator
Defensive Coordinator
Special Teams Coordinator
Practice Squad or Rookies*

*Rookies are considered any player who was a rookie in their last NFL season. PS players are considered any player who started in seven or less games the previous NSFL season. Only up to two PS or rookie keepers can be players who played in a game the previous NSFL season. Other PS or rookie players who played a game in the previous season will be charged by their positional price, at the position they spent the most time in during the season. In addition, players who are kept as a non-PS or rookie keeper the previous year are not eligible, and cost a minimum of what they cost the year before (for example, a QB keeper cannot be kept for 1 the previous season even if he spent the whole season on the PS).

Players count as the position they spent the majority of the previous regular season as. In the event of a tie, the higher value is used. For example, if one has QB Matthew Stafford and started him for 7 games and had him on their practice squad for 9 games, he can be retained with a single Tag instead of 4.

After a period where inactive GMs are replaced and Keepers are selected, a new draft will commence with all players not kept and, before a Summer season, new Rookie players. These drafts will not snake, and the ordering will be determined by last season's placing, with the Taco Bowl Champion selecting last, after the runner-up. Teams that have less players than others due to the Keeper Tag system will receive Bonus rounds at the end of the draft (in the same order) until all Teams have 30 players again. At that time, Rosters become unlocked and a new Season begins!

Links

NSFL Seasonal History: http://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2013/01/nsfl-hall-of-fame.html
S17 Detailed Statistics: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2019/02/nsfl-season-17-detailed-statistics.html

Team Rosters & Settings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

Reykjavík Direwolves (Owner: Tk3)
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QB: Andrew Luck (IND)
RB: Saquon Barkley (NYG), James White (NE)
FB: Zach Line (NO)
TE: Kyle Rudolph (MIN)
WR: Adam Thielen (MIN), T.Y. Hilton (IND), Courtland Sutton (DEN)
OT: Alejandro Villanueva (PIT), Terron Armstead (NO)
OG: Marcus Cannon (NE), Laremy Tunsil (MIA)
C: Greg Mancz (HOU)
DE: Bradley Chubb (DEN), Mario Addison (CAR)
DT: Malik Jackson (JAX), Lawrence Guy (NE)
OLB: Darius Leonard (IND), Jayon Brown (TEN)
MLB: Eric Kendricks (MIN)
CB: Patrick Peterson (ARI)*, Bryce Callahan (CHI)
SS: Kareem Jackson (HOU)
FS: Earl Thomas (SEA)
K: Robbie Gould (SF)
P: Andy Lee (ARI)
HC: Anthony Lynn (LAC)
OC: Pete Carmichael (NO)
DC: George Edwards (MIN)
STC: Jerry Rosburg (BAL)
PS: Lamar Jackson (BAL), Rob Havenstein (LAR), Denico Autry (IND), Corey Graham (PHI), Lorenzo Alexander (BUF)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 2nd Round Pick (RC) S18 2nd Round Pick (CHI), S18 3rd Round Pick (PHO) S18 4th Round Pick (FRE), S18 4th Round Pick (IOW), S18 1st Round Pick (REY), S19 5th Round Pick (REY)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 13, Season 14

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 50, Defensive Ag: 50, Run D Priority: 20
Stadium - Winterfell Godswood - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 1, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Gray, Secondary Color - White

South Africa Woolly Mammoths (Owner: MookieMonstah)

QB: Tom Brady (NE)
RB: Mark Ingram (NO), Kenyan Drake (MIA)*
FB: James Develin (NE)
TE: Greg Olsen (CAR)
WR: Keenan Allen (LAC), Julian Edelman (NE), Calvin Ridley (ATL)
OT: Mitchell Schwartz (KC), Jason Peters (PHI)
OG: Joel Bitonio (CLE), Andrew Norwell (JAX)
C: Brandon Linder (JAX)
DE: Cameron Wake (MIA), Julius Peppers (CAR)
DT: Calais Campbell (JAX), Damon Harrison (DET)
OLB: Demario Davis (NO), Ryan Shazier (PIT)
MLB: Cory Littleton (LAR)
CB: Stephon Gilmore (NE), Jason McCourty (NE)
SS: Adrian Amos (CHI)
FS: Eric Weddle (BAL)
K: Wil Lutz (NO)
P: Thomas Morstead (NO)
HC: Sean Payton (NO)
OC: Andy Reid (KC)
DC: Brian Flores (NE)
STC: Joe DeCamillis (JAX)
PS: Matthew Ioannidis (WAS), Trent Brown (NE), Da'Shawn Hand (DET), J.C. Jackson (NE), Lamarcus Joyner (LAR)

S18 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (PHO), S18 5th Round Pick (LR), S19 1st Round Pick (CHI), S20 1st Round Pick (CHI), S18 1st Round Pick (SA), S18 6th Round Pick (SA), S18 7th Round Pick (SA), S18 8th Round Pick (SA)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 9

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 25
Stadium - Cape Town Stadium - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 78, Precip: 56, Wind: 58
Primary Color - Orange, Secondary Color - Navy Blue

Rio de Janeiro Pirates (Owner: RuskieTitan)

QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Devonta Freeman (ATL), Frank Gore (MIA)
FB: Anthony Sherman (KC)
TE: Rob Gronkowski (NE)
WR: Marvin Jones (DET), Robby Anderson (NYJ), DeSean Jackson (TB)
OT: Cordy Glenn (CIN), Eric Fisher (KC)
OG: Zack Martin (DAL), Trai Turner (CAR)
C: Ben Jones (TEN)
DE: Ndamukong Suh (LAR), Jurrell Casey (TEN)
NT: Larry Ogunjobi (CLE)
OLB: Terrell Suggs (BAL), Justin Houston (KC)
ILB: Luke Kuechly (CAR), Leighton Vander Esch (DAL)
CB: Josh Norman (WAS), Trumaine Johnson (NYJ)
SS: Karl Joseph (OAK)
FS: Malik Hooker (IND)
K: Adam Vinatieri (IND)
P: Brett Kern (TEN)
HC: Pete Carroll (SEA)
OC: Pat Shurmur (NYG)
DC: Dean Pees (TEN)
STC: Dave Fipp (PHI)
PS: Nick Foles (PHI), Shaq Thompson (CAR), Taysom Hill (NO), Nelson Agholor (PHI), Pharoh Cooper (ARI)*

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 2nd Round Pick (KC), S18 2nd Round Pick (SCR), S18 5th Round Pick (RJ)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 4, Season 6

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 66, Defensive Ag: 59, Run D Priority: 45
Stadium - The Boneyard II - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 40, Precip: 45, Wind: 35
Primary Color - Purple, Secondary Color - Gold

Hanoi Viet Kongs (Owner: ravens5520)

QB: Mitchell Trubisky (CHI)
RB: David Johnson (ARI), Marshawn Lynch (OAK)
FB: Kyle Juszczyk (SF)
TE: Delanie Walker (TEN)
WR: DeAndre Hopkins (HOU), Allen Robinson (CHI), Kenny Golladay (DET)
OT: Ronnie Stanley (BAL), Russell Okung (LAC)
OG: Marshal Yanda (BAL), Kelechi Osemele (OAK)
C: John Sullivan (LAR)
DE: Melvin Ingram (LAC), Cameron Jordan (NO)
DT: Christopher Jones (KC), Dalvin Tomlinson (NYG)
OLB: Lavonte David (TB), Telvin Smith (JAX)
MLB: Sean Lee (DAL)
CB: Xavier Rhodes (MIN), Aqib Talib (LAR)
SS: Micah Hyde (BUF)
FS: Justin Reid (HOU)
K: Sebastian Janikowski (SEA)
P: Sam Koch (BAL)
HC: Mike Tomlin (PIT)
OC: Adam Gase (MIA)
DC: Sean McDermott (BUF)
STC: Mike Priefer (MIN)
PS: Alex Smith (WAS), Mike Wallace (PHI), Dwayne Harris (OAK)*, Ronald Darby (PHI), Tony Jefferson (BAL)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S20 9th Round Pick (IOW), S18 2nd Round Pick (HAN), S18 5th Round Pick (BAL), S18 9th Round Pick (HAN)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 55, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 50, Run D Priority: 20
Stadium - The Jungle - Type: Dome, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 75, Precip: 75, Wind: 10
Primary Color - Dark Orange, Secondary Color - Yellow

Seattle Sonics (Owner: Whicker)
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QB: Philip Rivers (LAC)
RB: LeSean McCoy (BUF), Kerryon Johnson (DET)
FB: Jack Doyle (IND)
TE: Jared Cook (OAK)
WR: Amari Cooper (DAL), Alshon Jeffery (PHI), Sterling Shepard (NYG)
OT: David Bakhtiari (GB), Charles Leno (CHI)
OG: Joe Thuney (NE), Larry Warford (NO)
C: Rodney Hudson (OAK)
DE: Akiem Hicks (CHI), Derek Wolfe (DEN)
NT: Michael Brockers (LAR)
OLB: Brandon Graham (PHI), Danielle Hunter (MIN)
ILB: Wesley Woodyard (TEN), Tahir Whitehead (OAK)
CB: William Jackson III (CIN), James Bradberry (CAR)
SS: Shawn Williams (CIN)
FS: Damarious Randall (CLE)
K: Graham Gano (CAR)
P: Chris Jones (DAL)
HC: Frank Reich (IND)
OC: Matt LaFleur (TEN)
DC: Matt Eberflus (IND)
STC: Chris Tabor (CHI)
PS: Sam Darnold (NYJ), Kenny Stills (MIA)*, Logan Ryan (TEN), De'Vondre Campbell (ATL), Terrell Edmunds (PIT)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20 (+1 for Danielle Hunter)
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (LR)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 75, Run D Priority: 10
Stadium - Emerald Hill Zone - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Pacific, Temp: 29, Precip: 80, Wind: 30
Primary Color - Blue, Secondary Color - Silver

Blue Division

Breckenridge Cannibals (Owner: Malfatron)

QB: Cam Newton (CAR)
RB: Alvin Kamara (NO), Tevin Coleman (ATL)
FB: Andy Janovich (DEN)
TE: Antonio Gates (LAC)
WR: Jarvis Landry (CLE), Emmanuel Sanders (DEN), Mohamed Sanu (ATL)
OT: Mike McGlinchey (SF), La'el Collins (DAL)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), Will Hernandez (NYG)
C: Travis Frederick (DAL)
DE: Everson Griffen (MIN), Tyrone Crawford (DAL)
DT: Eddie Goldman (CHI), Jack Crawford (ATL)
OLB: Anthony Barr (MIN), Bobby Wagner (SEA)
MLB: Benardrick McKinney (HOU)
CB: Kyle Fuller (CHI), Mike Hughes (MIN)
SS: John Johnson (LAR)
FS: Kevin Byard (TEN)
K: Matt Bryant (ATL)
P: Lachlan Edwards (NYJ)
HC: Matt Nagy (CHI)
OC: Ken Whisenhunt (LAC)
DC: Jim Schwartz (PHI)
STC: Joe Judge (NE)
PS: Dak Prescott (DAL), Patrick Chung (NE), Austin Ekeler (LAC), Jakeem Grant (MIA)*, Matt Paradis (DEN)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Trades: S18 1st Round Pick (RC), S18 1st Round Pick (BRE), S18 2nd Round Pick (BRE), S18 6th Round Pick (BRE)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 3

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 100, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 30
Stadium - Cyclops Stadium - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 36, Precip: 80, Wind: 60
Primary Color - Brown, Secondary Color - White

Chicago Fire (Owner: pwny)

QB: Matthew Stafford (DET)
RB: Jordan Howard (CHI), Isaiah Crowell (NYJ)
FB: Jason Kelce (PHI)
TE: Austin Hooper (ATL)
WR: Julio Jones (ATL), Michael Thomas Jr. (NO), Ted Ginn Jr. (NO)*
OT: D.J. Humphries (ARI), Bobby Massie (CHI)
OG: Garrett Bolles (DEN), Mark Glowinski (IND)
C: Ryan Jensen (TB)
DE: Robert Quinn (MIA), Jamie Collins (CLE)
DT: Domata Peko (DEN), Michael Pierce (BAL)
OLB: Brandon M. Marshall (DEN), Todd Davis (DEN)
MLB: Danny Trevathan (CHI)
CB: Darius Slay (DET), Pierre Desir (IND)
SS: Harrison Smith (MIN)
FS: Tyrann Mathieu (ARI)
K: Josh Lambo (JAX)
P: Britton Colquitt (CLE)
HC: Nick Saban (FA)
OC: Jim Harbaugh (FA)
DC: Kirby Smart (FA)
STC: Brad Seely (HOU)
PS: Jared Goff (LAR), Sheldon Rankins (NO), Jesse James (PIT), Marqise Lee (JAX), Eli Manning (NYG)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (EGY), S18 8th Round Pick (IOW), S18 9th Round Pick (IOW), S18 12th Round Pick (LR), S18 1st Round Pick (CHI), S18 2nd Round Pick (CHI), S19 1st Round Pick (CHI), S20 1st Round Pick (CHI)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 2, Season 15

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 35, Offensive Ag: 45, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 38
Stadium - Union Station - Type: Dome, Timezone: Central, Temp: 25, Precip: 50, Wind: 95
Primary Color - Red, Secondary Color - Blue

Little Rock Uni Royals (Owner: Glen)
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QB: Andy Dalton (CIN)
RB: Melvin Gordon (LAC), Kareem Hunt (FA)
FB: Jamize Olawale (DAL)
TE: Jordan Reed (WAS)
WR: Antonio Brown (PIT), JuJu Smith-Schuster (PIT)*, Cole Beasley (DAL)
OT: Donald Penn (OAK), Jared Veldheer (DEN)
OG: Laurent Duvernay-Tardif (KC), Rodger Saffold (LAR)
C: Corey Linsley (GB)
DE: Fletcher Cox (PHI), Shelby Harris (DEN)
NT: Linval Joseph (MIN)
OLB: Olivier Vernon (NYG), Ryan Kerrigan (WAS)
ILB: C.J. Mosley (BAL), Nick Perry (GB)
CB: Chris Harris Jr. (DEN), Andre Hal (HOU)
SS: HaHa Clinton-Dix (WAS)
FS: Anthony Harris (MIN)
K: Justin Tucker (BAL)
P: Johnny Hekker (LAR)
HC: Dabo Swinney (FA)
OC: Jim Bob Cooter (DET)
DC: Wade Phillips (LAR)
STC: David Shaw (FA)
PS: NaVorro Bowman (FA), Marcus Maye (NYJ), Teddy Bridgewater (NO), Dennis Kelly (TEN), Sam Bradford (FA)

S18 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S18 5th Round Pick (BAL), S18 10th Round Pick (SCR), S18 10th Round Pick (IOW), S18 1st Round Pick (LR), S18 5th Round Pick (LR), S18 9th Round Pick (LR), S18 12th Round Pick (LR), S19 1st Round Pick (LR), S20 1st Round Pick (LR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 12

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 46, Offensive Ag: 20, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - Pebble Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 95, Precip: 15, Wind: 90
Primary Color - Blue, Secondary Color - White

Kansas City Knights (Owner: PSID412)

QB: Derek Carr (OAK)
RB: Chris Carson (SEA), Derrius Guice (WAS)
FB: Ricky Ortiz (ATL)
TE: Hunter Henry (LAC)
WR: Randall Cobb (GB), DeVante Parker (MIA), Phillip Dorsett (NE)*
OT: Tyron Smith (DAL), Andre Smith (CIN)
OG: Josh Kline (TEN), Matt Slauson (IND)
C: Ryan Kelly (IND)
DE: Michael Bennett (PHI), Jerry Hughes (BUF)
DT: Malcom Brown (NE), Abry Jones (JAX)
OLB: Leonard Floyd (CHI), Derrick Morgan (TEN)
MLB: Jordan Hicks (PHI)
CB: Casey Hayward (LAC), Malcolm Butler (TEN)
SS: Malcolm Jenkins (PHI)
FS: Devin McCourty (NE)
K: Chris Boswell (PIT)
P: Ryan Allen (NE)
HC: Ron Rivera (CAR)
OC: Mike McDaniel (SF)
DC: Rod Marinelli (DAL)
STC: George Stewart (LAC)
PS: Ryan Fitzpatrick (TB), Antonio Callaway (CLE), Taco Charlton (DAL), Quinton Dunbar (WAS), Ryan Anderson (WAS)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 2nd Round Pick (KC)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 35, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 45
Stadium - The Castle - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Central, Temp: 65, Precip: 35, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Silver, Secondary Color - Green

Tacoma Thunder (Owner: khodder)

QB: Aaron Rodgers (GB)
RB: Nick Chubb (CLE), Gus Edwards (BAL)
FB: John Kuhn (FA)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Larry Fitzgerald (ARI), Dez Bryant (NO), Adam Humphries (TB)
OT: Bryan Bulaga (GB), Taylor Decker (DET)
OG: Shaq Mason (NE), Mike Pouncey (LAC)
C: Max Unger (NO)
DE: Jonathan Allen (WAS), Sheldon Richardson (MIN)
NT: Brandon Mebane (LAC)
OLB: Chandler Jones (ARI), Preston Smith (WAS)
ILB: Tremaine Edmunds (BUF), Zach Brown (WAS)
CB: A.J. Bouye (JAX), Jimmy Smith (BAL)
SS: D.J. Swearinger (ARI)
FS: Reshad Jones (MIA)
K: Harrison Butker (KC)
P: Donnie Jones (LAC)
HC: Bill O'Brien (HOU)
OC: Rick Dennison (FA)
DC: Vance Joseph (DEN)
STC: Brant Boyer (NYJ)
PS: Za'Darius Smith (BAL), Johnathan Hankins (OAK), Brandon Marshall (FA), Andre Roberts (NYJ)*, Steven Nelson (KC)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 9th Round Pick (LR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 8

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 68, Defensive Ag: 68, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium – The Hammerdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: Pacific, Temp: 56, Precip: 88, Wind: 78
Primary Color - Dark Blue, Secondary Color - Gray

Salsa Conference

Green Division

Iowa Jagwads (Owner: Adrenaline_Flux)
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QB: Drew Brees (NO)
RB: Adrian Peterson (WAS), Tarik Cohen (CHI)
FB: Derek Watt (LAC)
TE: George Kittle (SF)
WR: Tyreek Hill (KC)*, Michael Crabtree (BAL), Dede Westbrook (JAX)
OT: Riley Reiff (MIN), Ricky Wagner (DET)
OG: Kevin Zeitler (CLE), Austin Blythe (LAR)
C: David Andrews (NE)
DE: Yannick Ngakoue (JAX), Ezekiel Ansah (DET)
DT: Kawann Short (CAR), Leonard Williams (NYJ)
OLB: Kyle Van Noy (NE), Christian Kirksey (CLE)
MLB: Joe Schobert (CLE)
CB: Tre'Davious White (BUF), Brandon Carr (BAL)
SS: Eric Berry (KC)
FS: Desmond King (LAC)
K: Mason Crosby (GB)
P: Bryan Anger (TB)
HC: Bill Belichick (NE)
OC: Lincoln Riley (FA)
DC: Todd Wash (JAX)
STC: Thomas McGaughey (NYG)
PS: Anthony Miller (CHI), Matt Milano (BUF), Taylor Moton (CAR), Kenny Vaccaro (TEN), Damontae Kazee (ATL)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (MIA), S19 1st Round Pick (LR), S19 1st Round Pick (EGY), S20 1st Round Pick (EGY), S20 1st Round Pick (LR), S18 1st Round Pick (IOW), S18 4th Round Pick (IOW), S18 8th Round Pick (IOW), S18 9th Round Pick (IOW), S18 10th Round Pick (IOW), S18 13th Round Pick (IOW), S19 3rd Round Pick (IOW), S20 9th Round Pick (IOW)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 1, Season 11, Season 17

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 75, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Corn Field - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Central, Temp: 50, Precip: 35, Wind: 38
Primary Color - Teal, Secondary Color - Gold

Miami Sharks (Owner: YoungBucs15)

QB: Russell Wilson (SEA)
RB: Leonard Fournette (JAX), Jerick McKinnon (SF)
FB: Carlos Hyde (JAX)
TE: David Njoku (CLE)
WR: Mike Evans (TB), Golden Tate (PHI), Marquise Goodwin (SF)
OT: Morgan Moses (WAS), Nate Solder (NYG)
OG: Andy Levitre (ATL), Cameron Erving (KC)
C: Maurkice Pouncey (PIT)
DE: Carlos Dunlap (CIN), Jason Pierre-Paul (TB)
DT: Gerald McCoy (TB), J.J. Watt (HOU)
OLB: Denzel Perryman (LAC), Kiko Alonso (MIA)
MLB: Jon Bostic (PIT)
CB: Richard Sherman (SF), Marshon Lattimore (NO)
SS: Tre Boston (ARI)
FS: Minkah Fitzpatrick (MIA)
K: Stephen Gostkowski (NE)
P: Rigoberto Sanchez (IND)
HC: Kyle Shanahan (SF)
OC: Norv Turner (CAR)
DC: Gregg Williams (CLE)
STC: Brian Schneider (SEA)
PS: Vonn Bell (NO), Duke Riley (ATL), Taylor Gabriel (CHI)*, Trent Murphy (BUF), Dante Fowler Jr. (LAR)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (MIA)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 53, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 36, Offensive Ag: 70, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - MusclePharm Stadium - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 85, Precip: 85, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Red, Secondary Color - Dark Gray

Richmond Flying Squirrels (Owner: swoosh)
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QB: Ryan Tannehill (MIA)
RB: Dalvin Cook (MIN), Royce Freeman (DEN)
FB: Patrick DiMarco (BUF)
TE: Cameron Brate (TB)
WR: A.J. Green (CIN), Tyrell Williams (LAC), Dante Pettis (SF)
OT: Joe Staley (SF), Ryan Schraeder (ATL)
OG: Clint Boling (CIN), Ronald Leary (DEN)
C: Alex Mack (ATL)
DE: Joey Bosa (LAC), Takkarist McKinley (ATL)
DT: Timmy Jernigan (PHI), B.J. Hill (NYG)
OLB: Myles Jack (JAX), Bruce Irvin (ATL)
MLB: Deion Jones (ATL)
CB: Marcus Peters (LAR), Robert Alford (ATL)
SS: George Iloka (MIN)
FS: Reggie Nelson (OAK)
K: Ryan Succop (TEN)
P: Matt Bosher (ATL)
HC: Dan Quinn (ATL)
OC: Freddie Kitchens (CLE)
DC: Gus Bradley (LAC)
STC: Darren Rizzi (MIA)
PS: Aaron Jones (GB), Josh Allen (BUF), Kenny Clark (GB), Jake Matthews (ATL), Grady Jarrett (ATL)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (CHI), S18 1st Round Pick (FRE), S18 2nd Round Pick (HAN), S18 7th Round Pick (SA), S18 8th Round Pick (EGY), S18 9th Round Pick (HAN), S18 9th Round Pick (FRE), S19 7th Round Pick (FRE)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 55, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 67, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - The Nut House - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 50, Precip: 74, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Light Red, Secondary Color - Gray

Scranton Papermakers (Owner: Scalamania)
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QB: Deshaun Watson (HOU)
RB: Ezekiel Elliott (DAL), Jay Ajayi (PHI)
FB: Mike Tolbert (FA)
TE: Trey Burton (CHI)
WR: Brandin Cooks (LAR), Doug Baldwin (SEA), Tyler Lockett (SEA)*
OT: Anthony Castonzo (IND), Daryl Williams (CAR)
OG: Brandon Scherff (WAS), T.J. Lang (DET)
C: Ali Marpet (TB)
DE: Cameron Heyward (PIT), Stephon Tuitt (PIT)
NT: Brandon J. Williams (BAL)
OLB: Jadeveon Clowney (HOU), Vic Beasley (ATL)
ILB: Jaylon Smith (DAL), Reuben Foster (WAS)
CB: Desmond Trufant (ATL), Johnathan Joseph (HOU)
SS: Jamal Adams (NYJ)
FS: Marcus A. Williams (NO)
K: Ka'Imi Fairbairn (HOU)
P: Jon Ryan (FA)
HC: John Harbaugh (BAL)
OC: Eric Bieniemy (KC)
DC: Todd Bowles (NYJ)
STC: Ron Zook (GB)
PS: Chris Long (PHI), Marcus Mariota (TEN), Tyler Eifert (CIN), James Daniels (CHI), Devin Funchess (CAR)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 2nd Round Pick (SCR), S18 5th Round Pick (SCR), S18 10th Round Pick (SCR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 16

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 55, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - The Dunderdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 60, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Royal Purple, Secondary Color - White

Phoenix Rattlers (Owner: bucsfan333)
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QB: Kirk Cousins (MIN)
RB: Lamar Miller (HOU), C.J. Anderson (LAR)
FB: Charles Clay (BUF)
TE: Evan Engram (NYG)
WR: Stefon Diggs (MIN), Demaryius Thomas (HOU), Corey Davis (TEN)
OT: Dion Dawkins (BUF), Ja'Wuan James (MIA)
OG: Stefen Wisniewski (PHI), Marcus Gilbert (PIT)
C: Cody Whitehair (CHI)
DE: Kyle Williams (BUF), A'Shawn Robinson (DET)
NT: Vita Vea (TB)
OLB: Clay Matthews (GB), Jabaal Sheard (IND)
ILB: Mason Foster (WAS), Avery Williamson (NYJ)
CB: Xavien Howard (MIA), Marlon Humphrey (BAL)
SS: Bradley McDougald (SEA)
FS: Jordan Poyer (BUF)
K: Matt Prater (DET)
P: Tress Way (WAS)
HC: Jim Caldwell (FA)
OC: Kliff Kingsbury (FA)
DC: Kris Richard (FA)
STC: Keith Armstrong (ATL)
PS: James Conner (PIT), Cordarrelle Patterson (NE)*, Peyton Barber (TB), Marcus Davenport (NO), Donovan Smith (TB)

S18 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (BRE), S18 2nd Round Pick (BRE), S18 1st Round Pick (PHO), S18 3rd Round Pick (PHO)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 43, Offensive Ag: 85, Defensive Ag: 100, Run D Priority: 75
Stadium - MJK Coliseum - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 82, Precip: 5, Wind: 20
Primary Color - Light Green, Secondary Color - Light Orange

Yellow Division

Rocket City Trash Pandas (Owner: EaglesPeteC, GM: BringinDaPain)

QB: Joe Flacco (BAL)
RB: Christian McCaffrey (CAR), Marlon Mack (IND)
FB: Jaylen Samuels (PIT)
TE: Zach Ertz (PHI)
WR: Davante Adams (GB), John Brown (BAL), Jamison Crowder (WAS)
OT: Lane Johnson (PHI), Braden Smith (IND)
OG: Laken Tomlinson (SF), Kyle Long (CHI)
C: Mitch Morse (KC)
DE: Margus Hunt (IND), Derek Barnett (PHI)
DT: Jarran Reed (SEA), Javon Hargrave (PIT)
OLB: Nigel Bradham (PHI), K.J. Wright (SEA)
MLB: Darron Lee (NYJ)
CB: Kendall Fuller (KC), Joe Haden (PIT)
SS: Jabrill Peppers (CLE)*
FS: Eddie Jackson (CHI)
K: Jake Elliott (PHI)
P: Dustin Colquitt (KC)
HC: Doug Pederson (PHI)
OC: Aaron Kromer (LAR)
DC: Dennis Allen (NO)
STC: Chase Blackburn (CAR)
PS: Trey Flowers (NE), Donte Jackson (CAR), Justin Simmons (DEN), Jimmy Garoppolo (SF), Shaquill Griffin (SEA)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (SA), S18 1st Round Pick (REY), S18 6th Round Pick (FRE), S18 8th Round Pick (SA), S19 5th Round Pick (REY), S18 1st Round Pick (RC), S18 2nd Round Pick (RC), S18 7th Round Pick (RC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 5

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 70, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 100, Defensive Ag: 100, Run D Priority: 80
Stadium - No Man's Land - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 35, Precip: 45, Wind: 15
Primary Color - Gray, Secondary Color - Blue

Southview Saints (Owner: waffles7)
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QB: Ben Roethlisberger (PIT)
RB: Le'Veon Bell (PIT), Duke Johnson (CLE)
FB: Roosevelt Nix (PIT)
TE: Jimmy Graham (GB)
WR: Odell Beckham Jr. (NYG), Robert Woods (LAR), Chris Hogan (NE)*
OT: Trent Williams (WAS), Taylor Lewan (TEN)
OG: Ramon Foster (PIT), Cam Robinson (JAX)
C: Ryan Kalil (CAR)
DE: Mike Daniels (GB), Muhammad Wilkerson (GB)
NT: Dontari Poe (CAR)
OLB: Von Miller (DEN), T.J. Watt (PIT)
ILB: Roquan Smith (CHI), Dont'a Hightower (NE)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (JAX), Trae Waynes (MIN)
SS: Keanu Neal (ATL)
FS: Antoine Bethea (ARI)
K: Greg Zuerlein (LAR)
P: Kevin Huber (CIN)
HC: Bruce Arians (FA)
OC: Mike McCarthy (FA)
DC: Romeo Crennel (HOU)
STC: Danny Smith (PIT)
PS: Baker Mayfield (CLE), Latavius Murray (MIN), Vince Williams (PIT), Morris Claiborne (NYJ), Haloti Ngata (PHI)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Quacamole Trophies: Season 10

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 50, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 70, Defensive Ag: 72, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - The George Daniels Dome - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 70, Precip: 30, Wind: 10
Primary Color - Navy Blue, Secondary Color - Red

Indianapolis Predators (Owner: RandyMossIsBoss)
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QB: Colin Kaepernick (FA)
RB: Joe Mixon (CIN), Spencer Ware (KC)
FB: Tommy Bohanon (JAX)
TE: O.J. Howard (TB)
WR: Cooper Kupp (LAR)*, Will Fuller (HOU), Tre'Quan Smith (NO)
OT: Jack Conklin (TEN), Orlando Brown Jr. (BAL)
OG: Andrus Peat (NO), Frank Ragnow (DET)
C: Weston Richburg (SF)
DE: Khalil Mack (CHI), Myles Garrett (CLE)
DT: DeForest Buckner (SF), Marcell Dareus (JAX)
OLB: Vontaze Burfict (CIN), Kwon Alexander (TB)
MLB: Reggie Ragland (KC)
CB: Denzel Ward (CLE), Brent Grimes (TB)
SS: Eric Reid (CAR)
FS: Jessie Bates (CIN)
K: Mike Badgley (LAC)
P: Cameron Johnston (PHI)
HC: Sean McVay (LAR)
OC: Zac Taylor (FA)
DC: Greg Schiano (FA)
STC: Ben Kotwica (WAS)
PS: Jason Verrett (LAC), Bud Dupree (PIT), Austin Corbett (CLE), Matt Ryan (ATL), Dallas Goedert (PHI)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (IOW), S18 5th Round Pick (SCR), S18 6th Round Pick (SA), S18 6th Round Pick (BRE), S18 13th Round Pick (IOW), S19 3rd Round Pick (IOW)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 65, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 30, Offensive Ag: 40, Defensive Ag: 57, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Fiesta Stadium - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 40, Precip: 2, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Dark Green, Secondary Color - Dark Red

Freiburg Venom (Owner: SirA1)

QB: Jameis Winston (TB)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Sony Michel (NE)
FB: Patrick Ricard (BAL)
TE: Mark Andrews (BAL)
WR: D.J. Moore (CAR), Chris Godwin (TB), Josh Gordon (NE)
OT: Ryan Ramczyk (NO), Demar Dotson (TB)
OG: David DeCastro (PIT), Brandon Brooks (PHI)
C: J.C. Tretter (CLE)
DE: Dee Ford (KC), Frank Clark (SEA)
DT: Geno Atkins (CIN), Star Lotulelei (BUF)
OLB: Lorenzo Carter (NYG), Zach Cunningham (HOU)
MLB: Blake Martinez (GB)
CB: Byron Jones (DAL), Adoree Jackson (TEN)*
SS: Landon Collins (NYG)
FS: Tashaun Gipson (JAX)
K: Dustin Hopkins (WAS)
P: Michael Dickson (SEA)
HC: Mike Vrabel (TEN)
OC: Josh McDaniels (NE)
DC: Vic Fangio (CHI)
STC: Dave Toub (KC)
PS: Phillip Lindsay (DEN), Josh Rosen (ARI), Matt Judon (BAL), LeGarrette Blount (DET), Prince Amukamara (CHI)

S18 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S18 5th Round Pick (RJ), S18 1st Round Pick (FRE), S18 4th Round Pick (FRE), S18 6th Round Pick (FRE), S18 9th Round Pick (FRE), S19 7th Round Pick (FRE)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 42, RB1 Chance: 69, Field Goal Try: 42, Offensive Ag: 42, Defensive Ag: 69, Run D Priority: 60
Stadium - Altstadt - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 65, Precip: 30, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Gold, Secondary Color - Maroon

Egypt Starfalls (Owner: El ramster)
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QB: Carson Wentz (PHI)
RB: Todd Gurley (LAR), Matt Breida (SF)
FB: Rashaad Penny (SEA)
TE: Eric Ebron (IND)
WR: Tyler Boyd (CIN), Mike Williams (LAC), Sammy Watkins (KC)
OT: Andrew Whitworth (LAR), Duane Brown (SEA)
OG: Gabe Jackson (OAK), Josh Sitton (MIA)
C: Mike Iupati (ARI)
DE: Demarcus Lawrence (DAL), Kyler Fackrell (GB)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), Da'Ron Payne (WAS)
OLB: Thomas Davis (CAR), Brian Orakpo (TEN)
MLB: Alec Ogletree (NYG)
CB: Janoris Jenkins (NYG), Jaire Alexander (GB)
SS: Derwin James (LAC)
FS: Kam Chancellor (SEA)
K: Aldrick Rosas (NYG)
P: Bradley Pinion (SF)
HC: Mike Zimmer (MIN)
OC: Dirk Koetter (TB)
DC: Don Martindale (BAL)
STC: John Fassel (LAR)
PS: John Ross (CIN)*, Jarrad Davis (DET), Michael Gallup (DAL), Budda Baker (ARI), Fred Warner (SF)

S18 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S18 1st Round Pick (EGY), S18 8th Round Pick (EGY), S19 1st Round Pick (EGY), S20 1st Round Pick (EGY)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 7

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 56, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - Dawn - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 35, Precip: 45, Wind: 25
Primary Color - Magenta, Secondary Color - Silver

Standings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

Reykjavík Direwolves (11-5) xy
Rio de Janeiro Pirates (10-6) x
Hanoi Viet Kongs (10-6) x
South Africa Woolly Mammoths (9-7)
Seattle Sonics (6-10)

Blue Division

Tacoma Thunder (12-4) xyz
Chicago Fire (8-8)
Little Rock Uni Royals (7-9)
Breckenridge Cannibals (6-10)
Kansas City Knights (4-12)

Salsa Conference

Green Division

Scranton Papermakers (13-3) xyz
Iowa Jagwads (11-5) x
Phoenix Rattlers (7-8-1)
Miami Sharks (7-9)
Richmond Flying Squirrels (3-13)

Yellow Division

Egypt Starfalls (10-6) xy
Freiburg Venom (9-6-1) x
Southview Saints (9-7)
Indianapolis Predators (5-11)
Rocket City Trash Pandas (2-14)

x - Clinched playoff berth.
y - Clinched division.
z - Clinched homefield advantage.
e - Eliminated from playoff contention.

Schedule

PRESEASON (Wed, Feb 27)
Iowa Jagwads 36 @ Chicago Fire 23
Breckenridge Cannibals 16 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 34
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 26 @ Scranton Papermakers 27
Seattle Sonics 29 @ Freiburg Venom 24
Seattle Sonics 27 @ Breckenridge Cannibals 29
Tacoma Thunder 13 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 27
Egypt Starfalls 29 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 13
Richmond Flying Squirrels 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 17
Egypt Starfalls 21 @ Los Angeles Rams (NFL) 24
Indianapolis Predators 34 @ Kansas City Chiefs (NFL) 31
Freiburg Venom 24 vs Rio de Janeiro Pirates 39
Little Rock Uni Royals 19 vs Iowa Jagwads 27
Phoenix Rattlers 16 vs Little Rock Uni Royals 30
Chicago Fire 34 vs Phoenix Rattlers 17
Hanoi Viet Kongs 16 vs Scranton Papermakers 20
Rocket City Trash Pandas 37 vs Hanoi Viet Kongs 42
Miami Sharks 32 vs Kansas City Knights 20
Tacoma Thunder 28 vs Rio de Janeiro Pirates 21

WEEK 1 (Fri, Mar 1)
Iowa Jagwads 27 @ Scranton Papermakers 30
Rocket City Trash Pandas 17 @ Chicago Fire 30
Phoenix Rattlers 19 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 25
Little Rock Uni Royals 30 @ Kansas City Knights 20
Indianapolis Predators 17 @ Egypt Starfalls 24
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 28 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31
Tacoma Thunder 33 @ Freiburg Venom 10
Miami Sharks 23 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 36
Richmond Flying Squirrels 18 @ Seattle Sonics 13
Southview Saints 10 @ Breckenridge Cannibals 6

WEEK 2 (Mon, Mar 4)
Richmond Flying Squirrels 17 @ Iowa Jagwads 33
Freiburg Venom 17 @ Southview Saints 20
Seattle Sonics 35 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 28
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 17 @ Miami Sharks 16
Egypt Starfalls 33 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 17
Hanoi Viet Kongs 20 @ Tacoma Thunder 23
Breckenridge Cannibals 31 @ Indianapolis Predators 28
Phoenix Rattlers 24 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 40
Rocket City Trash Pandas 20 @ Scranton Papermakers 26
Chicago Fire 26 @ Kansas City Knights 24

WEEK 3 (Thu, Mar 7)
Indianapolis Predators 27 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 29
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 19 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 23
Breckenridge Cannibals 27 @ Seattle Sonics 22
Freiburg Venom 16 @ Miami Sharks 21
Tacoma Thunder 30 @ Southview Saints 31
Scranton Papermakers 30 @ Phoenix Rattlers 20
Kansas City Knights 20 @ Egypt Starfalls 26
Reykjavík Direwolves 21 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 20
Iowa Jagwads 13 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 34
Little Rock Uni Royals 18 @ Chicago Fire 20

WEEK 4 (Sun, Mar 10)
Seattle Sonics 13 @ Iowa Jagwads 20
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 34 @ Chicago Fire 23
Little Rock Uni Royals 30 @ Breckenridge Cannibals 26
Egypt Starfalls 16 @ Tacoma Thunder 26
Rocket City Trash Pandas 17 @ Freiburg Venom 20
Scranton Papermakers 13 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 26
Miami Sharks 32 @ Phoenix Rattlers 20
Southview Saints 26 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 20
Indianapolis Predators 23 @ Kansas City Knights 20
Reykjavík Direwolves 30 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 44

WEEK 5 (Wed, Mar 13)
Freiburg Venom 31 @ Indianapolis Predators 27
Kansas City Knights 16 @ Breckenridge Cannibals 23
Chicago Fire 22 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 41
Phoenix Rattlers 23 @ Southview Saints 13
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 23 @ Iowa Jagwads 29
Richmond Flying Squirrels 13 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 27
Miami Sharks 6 @ Scranton Papermakers 23
Hanoi Viet Kongs 16 @ Seattle Sonics 24
Egypt Starfalls 29 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 13
Tacoma Thunder 43 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 29

WEEK 6 (Sat, Mar 16)
Chicago Fire 23 @ Egypt Starfalls 30
Scranton Papermakers 24 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 17
Iowa Jagwads 24 @ Miami Sharks 27
Southview Saints 30 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 14
Seattle Sonics 33 @ Phoenix Rattlers 36
Kansas City Knights 22 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 27
Hanoi Viet Kongs 21 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 34
Richmond Flying Squirrels 17 @ Freiburg Venom 20
Breckenridge Cannibals 38 @ Tacoma Thunder 32
Indianapolis Predators 24 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27

WEEK 7 (Tue, Mar 19)
Iowa Jagwads 27 @ Phoenix Rattlers 22
Southview Saints 31 @ Chicago Fire 35
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 24 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 28
Egypt Starfalls 30 @ Miami Sharks 27
Tacoma Thunder 34 @ Seattle Sonics 23
Little Rock Uni Royals 17 @ Freiburg Venom 19
Scranton Papermakers 25 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 13
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 34 @ Breckenridge Cannibals 27
Rocket City Trash Pandas 20 @ Indianapolis Predators 34
Reykjavík Direwolves 25 @ Kansas City Knights 23

WEEK 8 (Fri, Mar 22)
Egypt Starfalls 14 @ Iowa Jagwads 31
Miami Sharks 20 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 15
Tacoma Thunder 21 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 20
Little Rock Uni Royals 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 30
Phoenix Rattlers 16 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 23
Chicago Fire 16 @ Indianapolis Predators 14
Kansas City Knights 17 @ Southview Saints 27
Breckenridge Cannibals 16 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 20
Seattle Sonics 29 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 24
Freiburg Venom 20 @ Scranton Papermakers 28

WEEK 9 (Mon, Mar 25)
Breckenridge Cannibals 34 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 37
Phoenix Rattlers 34 @ Freiburg Venom 34
Kansas City Knights 23 @ Tacoma Thunder 30
Seattle Sonics 30 @ Chicago Fire 34
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 41 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 30
Rocket City Trash Pandas 19 @ Egypt Starfalls 23
Indianapolis Predators 24 @ Southview Saints 21
Hanoi Viet Kongs 20 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 25
Richmond Flying Squirrels 16 @ Miami Sharks 27
Scranton Papermakers 33 @ Iowa Jagwads 32

WEEK 10 (Thu, Mar 28)
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 21 @ Tacoma Thunder 24
Freiburg Venom 13 @ Kansas City Knights 31
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 10
Rocket City Trash Pandas 34 @ Phoenix Rattlers 37
Chicago Fire 20 @ Breckenridge Cannibals 21
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 6
Miami Sharks 31 @ Seattle Sonics 38
Reykjavík Direwolves 34 @ Scranton Papermakers 26
Iowa Jagwads 23 @ Indianapolis Predators 13
Southview Saints 37 @ Egypt Starfalls 28

WEEK 11 (Sun, Mar 31)
Miami Sharks 21 @ Southview Saints 20
Indianapolis Predators 24 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 26
Phoenix Rattlers 26 @ Scranton Papermakers 35
Little Rock Uni Royals 24 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 37
Reykjavík Direwolves 24 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 20
Tacoma Thunder 31 @ Chicago Fire 21
Breckenridge Cannibals 17 @ Kansas City Knights 23
Egypt Starfalls 41 @ Freiburg Venom 21
Seattle Sonics 18 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 34
Iowa Jagwads 31 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 26

WEEK 12 (Wed, Apr 3)
Freiburg Venom 29 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 10
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 24 @ Seattle Sonics 30
Southview Saints 26 @ Iowa Jagwads 27
Tacoma Thunder 19 @ Breckenridge Cannibals 21
Hanoi Viet Kongs 28 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 23
Richmond Flying Squirrels 24 @ Egypt Starfalls 34
Kansas City Knights 28 @ Chicago Fire 31
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 26 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 20
Scranton Papermakers 24 @ Indianapolis Predators 17
Phoenix Rattlers 33 @ Miami Sharks 27

WEEK 13 (Sat, Apr 6)
Scranton Papermakers 21 @ Egypt Starfalls 20
Kansas City Knights 30 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 38
Reykjavík Direwolves 29 @ Seattle Sonics 20
Rocket City Trash Pandas 23 @ Tacoma Thunder 34
Freiburg Venom 34 @ Breckenridge Cannibals 28
Richmond Flying Squirrels 10 @ Phoenix Rattlers 12*
Miami Sharks 20 @ Iowa Jagwads 26
Southview Saints 16 @ Indianapolis Predators 27
Chicago Fire 20 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 40
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 27
*Tokyo international game

WEEK 14 (Tue, Apr 9)
Iowa Jagwads 33 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 26
Seattle Sonics 16 @ Kansas City Knights 31
Hanoi Viet Kongs 26 @ Phoenix Rattlers 30
Miami Sharks 24 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 13
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 30 @ Scranton Papermakers 27
Breckenridge Cannibals 17 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 26
Egypt Starfalls 13 @ Southview Saints 33
Chicago Fire 30 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 33
Indianapolis Predators 21 @ Freiburg Venom 33
Little Rock Uni Royals 22 @ Tacoma Thunder 20

WEEK 15 (Fri, Apr 12)
Reykjavík Direwolves 40 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 16*
Southview Saints 21 @ Freiburg Venom 24
Richmond Flying Squirrels 30 @ Scranton Papermakers 37
Breckenridge Cannibals 27 @ Chicago Fire 33
Tacoma Thunder 31 @ Kansas City Knights 22
Phoenix Rattlers 30 @ Iowa Jagwads 26
Egypt Starfalls 34 @ Indianapolis Predators 14
Little Rock Uni Royals 29 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 19
Seattle Sonics 27 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 31
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 37 @ Miami Sharks 21
*London international game

WEEK 16 (Mon, Apr 15)
Iowa Jagwads 31 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 24
Scranton Papermakers 35 @ Miami Sharks 21
Rocket City Trash Pandas 21 @ Southview Saints 27
Freiburg Venom 24 @ Egypt Starfalls 10
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30 @ Seattle Sonics 31
Hanoi Viet Kongs 30 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 23
Chicago Fire 14 @ Tacoma Thunder 26
Kansas City Knights 29 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 26
Indianapolis Predators 25 @ Phoenix Rattlers 22
Reykjavík Direwolves 34 @ Breckenridge Cannibals 20

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS (Thu, Apr 18)
Hanoi Viet Kongs 17 @ Tacoma Thunder 20
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 26 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 20
Freiburg Venom 17 @ Scranton Papermakers 31
Iowa Jagwads 27 @ Egypt Starfalls 21

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Sun, Apr 21)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 27 @ Tacoma Thunder 28
Iowa Jagwads 27 @ Scranton Papermakers 24

ALL-STAR BOWL XIV (Tue, Apr 23)
Cheesy All-Stars 33 vs Salsa All-Stars 20

TACO BOWL XVII (Wed, Apr 24)
Tacoma Thunder 20 vs Iowa Jagwads 34

TheKillerNacho · January 9, 2019

@ET80 ****s sake, I posted this in the wrong forum. Can you move it to Fantasy/Sim/GM Leagues? Thanks.

TheKillerNacho · January 9, 2019

Welcome to another league year. First and foremost, PLEASE MAKE SURE ALL TRADES DONE IN THE SEASON 16 THREAD WAS PROCESSED CORRETLY. You have until January 16th to have me look into/correct something. If you don't bring it up by that time, the OP becomes Bible.

Dates and deadlines are as follows:

Wednesday, January 23rd: Deadline for previous owners to renew interest in the league. Failure to do so by this date by posting in the main thread will cause a replacement owner to be found in your place.
Wednesday, January 30th: Deadline owners to submit their Keeper Tags. All keepers will be processed on this date, so keeper tags must be in before this date.
Wednesday, February 6th: Season 17's draft begins. As this is a winter season, incoming rookies are not eligible, but all players and coaches from the previous NFL season are.

Please let me know ASAP if you are no longer interested in the league. Please confirm you are interested by posting here. Any questions let me know.

@SirA1 @El ramster

@RandyMossIsBoss

@waffles7

@PSID412 @khodder @Adrenaline_Flux @YoungBucs15 @swoosh @Scalamania @bucsfan333@EaglesPeteC

@pwny@Glen

@Tk3 @MookieMonstah @RuskieTitan @ravens5520 @Whicker @Malfatron

ET80 · January 9, 2019

Just now, TheKillerNacho said:

@ET80 ****s sake, I posted this in the wrong forum. Can you move it to Fantasy/Sim/GM Leagues? Thanks.

I gotchu, fam.

pwny · January 9, 2019

In

Adrenaline_Flux · January 9, 2019

I'm in it to win it.

pwny · January 9, 2019

1 minute ago, Adrenaline_Flux said:

I'm in it to win it.

Oh honey

Adrenaline_Flux · January 9, 2019

16 minutes ago, pwny said:

Oh honey

I'm in it to lose in the conference championship.*

EaglesPeteC · January 9, 2019

It'll just be me this season. No Mike with me.

pwny · January 9, 2019

So who’s posting their keepers first?

MookieMonstah · January 9, 2019

In

MookieMonstah · January 9, 2019

QB: Tom Brady (NE) - 4
WR: Keenan Allen (LAC), Calvin Ridley (ATL) - 8
DE: Cameron Wake (MIA), Calais Campbell (JAX) - 14
CB: Stephon Gilmore (NE) - 17
FS: Eric Weddle (BAL) - 19

bucsfan333 · January 9, 2019

I'm in.

Adrenaline_Flux · January 9, 2019

I'll post my keepers now just due to the uncertainty of everything from now until the 4th.

@TheKillerNacho

QB Drew Brees - 4
WR Antonio Brown - 7
TE George Kittle - 9
DE JJ Watt - 12
DE Yannick Ngakoue - 15
DT Kawann Short - 17
SS Desmond King - 19

All other players are available for trade.

bucsfan333 · January 9, 2019

Keepers

4 QB Kirk Cousins (MIN)

3 WR Stefon Diggs (MIN)

2 MLB Bobby Wagner (SEA)

2 SS Jordan Poyer (BUF)

1 CB Marlon Humphrey (BAL) *practice squad

Two (2) tags remaining.

Nacho Simulation Football League (Season 17 - TACO BOWL XVII POSTED!)

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