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2 minutes ago, RBreezy said:

If his last name were anything other than Manning he wouldn’t even sniff the HOF.Β 

He would actually. Because he won multiple Super Bowls in the city of New York. Eli basically is his generation's Troy Aikman.

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Eli’s stats are so pedestrian. If he gets the hall nod, it’ll lower the bar so much for QBs. It’s almost as if he was never really good, (surprise, surprise) but it was more that the Giants just chose to ride with him over and over. He’s got stats in bulk but comparing him to his contemporaries or averaging out his years he becomes so average. Like, when all is done, if Eli gets in Matt Stafford will have a strong argument.Β 

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There are five stages of grieving, and it appears that most of you are stuck in the first stage of denial. I understand it’s early. It will change.

September - Anger - β€œWhy didn’t Denver trade up to number #5 to draft Jones!? ELWAY!!!!”

October - Bargaining - β€œIf he doesn’t score three touchdowns against us,Β I’ll go to church nextΒ Sunday. Please!”

November - Depression - β€œNone of this matters anyway. It’s just a game. I need to move on with my life. I need to focus on my art anyway”

December - Acceptance - β€œWell, maybe we can fight for a wildcard for the next decade”

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2 minutes ago, Gmen said:

There are five stages of grieving, and it appears that most of you are stuck in the first stage of denial. I understand it’s early. It will change.

September - Anger - β€œWhy didn’t Denver trade up to number #5 to draft Jones!? ELWAY!!!!”

October - Bargaining - β€œIf he doesn’t score three touchdowns against us,Β I’ll go to church nextΒ Sunday. Please!”

November - Depression - β€œNone of this matters anyway. It’s just a game. I need to move on with my life. I need to focus on my art anyway”

December - Acceptance - β€œWell, maybe we can fight for a wildcard for the next decade”

If you're going to troll, at least don't make it terribly obvious. Where are you going to be when Eli gets benched and Daniel Jones comes in and performs horribly?

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2 minutes ago, Danger said:

If you're going to troll, at least don't make it terribly obvious. Where are you going to be when Eli gets benched and Daniel Jones comes in and performs horribly?

Is he not beingΒ obvious tongue in cheek or is it just me?Β 

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1 minute ago, Jroc04 said:

Is he not beingΒ obvious tongue in cheek or is it just me?Β 

You know, I came in here to share the news about Daniel Jones looking great in OTAs. One thing led to another, and here we are.

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22 minutes ago, Gmen said:

You know, I came in here to share the news about Daniel Jones looking great in OTAs. One thing led to another, and here we are.

I wish everyone could watch the OTAΒ highlights like us

Those FB checkdowns were ELIte, future of the game

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2 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

This has to be the first like I’ve thrown Matts way. Congrats sirΒ 

From history class we learned that a common enemy creates unity. Daniel Jones will bring you guys closer together than you ever imagined. The whole Dak vs. Wentz rivalry will be long forgotten as Daniel Jones pillages the division.Β 

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