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On 5/8/2020 at 8:58 PM, ninjapirate said:

she thinks your are hilarious? hasnt talked to you a lot then.

She just must have a terrible sense of humor. *shrug*

She actually just came and visited me over the weekend.

I got drunk on Friday night and mocked her for not having come down to see me since we've been dating and only me having flown up to see her.

So, just to spite me, she spent $400 on a plane ticket that night to fly in the next morning for not even 2 days.

 

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On 5/6/2020 at 4:32 PM, baconrad11 said:

What's up homies?

Been a long time I feel like.

TAET ain't what it used to be. That's for damn sure. 

Bacon life update:  another smoking hot girlfriend somehow. She and I went to preschool together and she ended up being a super hot, natural redhead. 

 

I don't say this to brag. But only to encourage my fellow mediocre looking fellas. there's one out there for all of us. don't settle.

 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=219850779308424&set=a.107885717171598&type=3&theater

So, she's crazy.

 

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On 5/11/2020 at 4:45 PM, baconrad11 said:

She just must have a terrible sense of humor. *shrug*

She actually just came and visited me over the weekend.

I got drunk on Friday night and mocked her for not having come down to see me since we've been dating and only me having flown up to see her.

So, just to spite me, she spent $400 on a plane ticket that night to fly in the next morning for not even 2 days.

 

1, 2, 3, 4

In one week she'll want to move in and you'll let her.

In two weeks she will decide that she's meant to be a vegan, and so are you.

In three weeks she will tell you that she is now a fan of the "funny hats" (Bengals) and you need to root for them because "You never support me in anything I do!"

In three-and-a-half weeks the sex stops over your lack of concern of global warming, Bernie Sanders, wage inequality, stray kittens and such.

In four weeks you will be asking about the availability of my couch.

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