Fatgerman Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 So I saw on the interwebs that they are making a biopic film about former Browns WR Andrew Hawkins. Thought it would be fun for us to cast the movie. Actors can be living or dead, funnier the better. Hawkins- Kevin Hart Roger Goodell- Gary Busey Jimmy Haslam- candidly, It's Larry the Cable Guy See Haslam- Martha Stewart Ray Farmer- Al Roker Sashi Brown- Jaleel White (Urkel) Mike Pettine- Danny Devito Hue Jackson- Gary Coleman Marvin Lewis- Bill Cosby Michael Irvin- Wesley Snipes Josh Gordon- Snoop Dogg Dwayne Bowe- JB Smoove Joe Thomas- Seth Rogan Johnny Manziel- tie between Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Bonus: Ray Romano as Tony Grossi and Betty White as Mary Kay Cabot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 He-man as Josh McCown Benedict Cumberbatch as Kyle Shanahan. Hearing him call " x fly double cross z go, motion 45 " would be so damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas5737 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 19 minutes ago, Fatgerman said: Hawkins- Emmanuel Lewis Roger Goodell- Jeffrey Jones Jimmy Haslam- Carter Pewterschmidt Dee Haslam- Rue Mcclanahan Ray Farmer- Andre Brauger Sashi Brown- Barack Obama Mike Pettine- Bill Goldberg Hue Jackson- A less cartoony Cleveland Brown Marvin Lewis- Reggie Jackson Michael Irvin- Sterling K Brown Josh Gordon- Idris Elba Dwayne Bowe- Harold Russell Joe Thomas- George McFarland Johnny Manziel- The Situation Bonus: Omar Epps as Mike Tomlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Who ya got for Jim O'Neil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Kiwibrown said: Who ya got for Jim O'Neil? Steve Carell doing Michael Scott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas5737 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Kiwibrown said: Who ya got for Jim O'Neil? Ian Ziering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I love that @Fatgerman felt the need to explain who Jaleel White is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: I love that @Fatgerman felt the need to explain who Jaleel White is. Jaleel White should also play pre PED Barry Bonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistakey Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 56 minutes ago, MWil23 said: Jaleel White should also play pre PED Barry Bonds. Did I do those PEDs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgX Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 So we're going to bring Gary Coleman back from the dead to play Hue? Sounds perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, DawgX said: So we're going to bring Gary Coleman back from the dead to play Hue? Sounds perfect. Did you know Gary Coleman won as many NFL games in 2017 as Hue Jackson? True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucketheadsdad Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, DawgX said: So we're going to bring Gary Coleman back from the dead to play Hue? Sounds perfect. Rue McClanahan too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReggieCamp Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 You can't waste Larry the Cable Guy by giving him the role of Haslam. You need to save him for when he plays Freddie Kitchens someday. I mean, seriously. As for Jimmy, I'm gonna go with Alec Baldwin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted February 8, 2019 Author Share Posted February 8, 2019 7 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: I love that @Fatgerman felt the need to explain who Jaleel White is. Hey, not everyone knows Urkel by name. We've got some old bastards in this forum. I was being thoughtful to the @brucebs and @buno67s of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted February 8, 2019 Author Share Posted February 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Kiwibrown said: Who ya got for Jim O'Neil? Rick Moranis circa Spaceballs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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