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So I saw on the interwebs that they are making a biopic film about former Browns WR Andrew Hawkins. Thought it would be fun for us to cast the movie. Actors can be living or dead, funnier the better.

Hawkins- Kevin Hart

Roger Goodell- Gary Busey

Jimmy Haslam- candidly, It's Larry the Cable Guy

See Haslam- Martha Stewart

Ray Farmer- Al Roker

Sashi Brown- Jaleel White (Urkel)

Mike Pettine- Danny Devito

Hue Jackson- Gary Coleman

Marvin Lewis- Bill Cosby

Michael Irvin- Wesley Snipes

Josh Gordon- Snoop Dogg

Dwayne Bowe- JB Smoove

Joe Thomas- Seth Rogan

Johnny Manziel- tie between Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus

Bonus: Ray Romano as Tony Grossi and Betty White as Mary Kay Cabot.

 

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He-man as Josh McCown

Benedict Cumberbatch as Kyle Shanahan. Hearing him call "  x fly double cross z go,  motion 45 " would be so damn good. 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Fatgerman said:

 

Hawkins- Emmanuel Lewis

Roger Goodell- Jeffrey Jones

Jimmy Haslam- Carter Pewterschmidt

Dee Haslam- Rue Mcclanahan

Ray Farmer- Andre Brauger

Sashi Brown- Barack Obama

Mike Pettine- Bill Goldberg

Hue Jackson- A less cartoony Cleveland Brown

Marvin Lewis- Reggie Jackson

Michael Irvin- Sterling K Brown

Josh Gordon- Idris Elba

Dwayne Bowe- Harold Russell

Joe Thomas- George McFarland

Johnny Manziel- The Situation

Bonus: Omar Epps as Mike Tomlin.

 

 

Edited by Thomas5737

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1 minute ago, Kiwibrown said:

Who ya got for Jim O'Neil? 

Steve Carell doing Michael Scott.

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33 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

I love that @Fatgerman felt the need to explain who Jaleel White is.

Jaleel White should also play pre PED Barry Bonds.

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56 minutes ago, MWil23 said:

Jaleel White should also play pre PED Barry Bonds.

Did I do those PEDs?

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So we're going to bring Gary Coleman back from the dead to play Hue? Sounds perfect.

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8 minutes ago, DawgX said:

So we're going to bring Gary Coleman back from the dead to play Hue? Sounds perfect.

Did you know Gary Coleman won as many NFL games in 2017 as Hue Jackson?

True story.

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1 hour ago, DawgX said:

So we're going to bring Gary Coleman back from the dead to play Hue? Sounds perfect.

Rue McClanahan too.

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You can't waste Larry the Cable Guy by giving him the role of Haslam.  You need to save him for when he plays Freddie Kitchens someday.  I mean, seriously.

As for Jimmy, I'm gonna go with Alec Baldwin.

Image result for alec baldwin

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7 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

I love that @Fatgerman felt the need to explain who Jaleel White is.

Hey, not everyone knows Urkel by name. We've got some old bastards in this forum. I was being thoughtful to the @brucebs and @buno67s of the world.

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11 hours ago, Kiwibrown said:

Who ya got for Jim O'Neil? 

Rick Moranis circa Spaceballs

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