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The 2019 CHIAVERTINI Award Show


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10 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

Whhhhaaaaaaaaattttt?????

Dude had no business being a mod.  Christ I’m more qualified to be the voice of reason on the internet, and that’s saying something.

Kap ain't a starting qb either, he shouldn't of been mod, but who in this turd storm should be? 

Scrabble? Buno?

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3 hours ago, MistaBohmbastic said:

@NudeTayne 1/14 Bosko's for everyone in his honor?

 

3 hours ago, MistaBohmbastic said:

Pretty sure they're just getting the no-brainers outta the way first

A thought just crossed my mind: Which poster has the best legend? @Estonianzulu @SwissMiss @DizzyDean @FumbleBluntz @ACDC_Rocks024 @mistakebytehlak

It's unanimously fumble, but I always wonder what could have been with tehlak. 

3 hours ago, MistaBohmbastic said:

I also really liked DaBrowns41 back in the dizzay.

He never left...

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Gentlemen,

It's been too long since the last award was presented. The distinct backhanded compliment/honor of presenting our next award was given to yours truly.

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The Mary Kay Cabot Award

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As you can probably infer from the picture, we don't know if MKC is trying to figure out her wardrobe, report on sports/the Browns, think of who to ban on her twitter followers that dare to question her exceptional journalistic prowess and abilities, or smelling a fart. This award goes to the HOTTEST TAKES.

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Definition: Hot take. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. In journalism, a hot take is a "piece of deliberately provocative commentary that is based almost entirely on shallow moralizing" in response to a news story, "usually written on tight deadlines with little research or reporting, and even less thought".

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The winner of this prestigious award was WELL DESERVED. He painstakingly prides himself in being correct, having insider information, and will gladly die on the Sam Darnold Hill. This poster also could probably learn that a picture truly is worth 1,000 words.

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That said, pre-draft, with his "insider information"

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And "gut feelings",

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He managed to 100% correctly CALL not one

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...BUT TWO shots with Sir Baker Mayfield and Mr. Denzel Ward.

This, in all fairness, is the stuff of legends.

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@Mind Character, take a well deserved bow, victory lap...and most importantly...

SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!! SPEECH!!!!!!!!! SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Congratulations Mind!!!!!!!!!!!! Well deserved!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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The Baker Mayfield Award (Top Rookie Poster) 

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The Award

 

While fresh flesh has a tendency to come and go around these parts, a select few manage to view our den of iniquity as something more than just a great place to make the occasional penis reference and endear themselves to the ever loyal base that calls this place home.  

 

They come to find this a place of comfort during business hours and visits from the in-laws.  A place to escape the minutia of parenting kids and alone time with their spouse.  

 

Amongst those few who manage to stick around, a very select few manage to stand out and ingratiate themselves.  This award is for that man.

 

The Winner

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@Fatgerman

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Poster Bio

 

He’s a man known for his almost assuredly sloven appearance and mustard in his chest hair. 

 

A man known for propositioning any poster at any time (their mothers as well) with words so descriptive they’d make you blush, giggle and sick to your stomach all at the same time.

 

A man so proud of his obesity he had to make sure anonymous strangers on the internet were aware.

 

But to the surprise of pretty much everyone, he’s managed to force his way into our little safe space and become one of the best damned posters on the site.

 

Raise a glass gents.

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3 hours ago, Fatgerman said:

Congrats to Buno, Bosko, and Scrabble, especially you Bosko, wherever you are. Come home soon, soldier. We have a candle lit in the window and our orange and brown flags are at half-staff until your return. God bless!

You should really stop topping the Donald.

1 hour ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

Damned fine work @MWil23!

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43 minutes ago, TheeRealDeal said:

@VanS and his Tennessee bias the last 30 hours is right up there with those two.

I've really been loving what he's bringing to the forum. @VanS, you battle well.

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32 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

The Baker Mayfield Award (Top Rookie Poster) 

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The Award

 

While fresh flesh has a tendency to come and go around these parts, a select few manage to view our den of iniquity as something more than just a great place to make the occasional penis reference and endear themselves to the ever loyal base that calls this place home.  

 

They come to find this a place of comfort during business hours and visits from the in-laws.  A place to escape the minutia of parenting kids and alone time with their spouse.  

 

Amongst those few who manage to stick around, a very select few manage to stand out and ingratiate themselves.  This award is for that man.

 

The Winner

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@Fatgerman

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Poster Bio

 

He’s a man known for his almost assuredly sloven appearance and mustard in his chest hair. 

 

A man known for propositioning any poster at any time (their mothers as well) with words so descriptive they’d make you blush, giggle and sick to your stomach all at the same time.

 

A man so proud of his obesity he had to make sure anonymous strangers on the internet were aware.

 

But to the surprise of pretty much everyone, he’s managed to force his way into our little safe space and become one of the best damned posters on the site.

 

Raise a glass gents.

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Congrats!

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