ny92mike Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Let's make this mock draft official by giving it it's own discussion thread. I'll be posting the guidelines and other information soon. Welcome to another year of Total Control. @Deadpulse lets see this new graphic, we are all ready to sport it. wls and letting the Patriots win the Super Bowl every year... MISS BUFFALO 2019 IS............................................... @NickChowaniec Next we have MISS MIAMI. She loves Tanking for Tua and offensive lineman who bully other offensive lineman MISS MIAMI 2019 IS........................................................ @mountainpd Coming to the stage is Miss New York (Jets) She loves feet, butt fumbles and being the worse of the New York teams. MISS NEW YORK (JETS) 2019 is............ @KingOfTheDot Now we are introducing MISS NEW ENGLAND! She loves deflated balls, spying on her competition and losing to backup QB's in the Super Bowl. MISS NEW ENGLAND 2019 is............ @Deadpulse Now we welcome MISS CINCINNATI! In her free time, she enjoys never winning in the playoffs, keeping Marvin Lewis employed and getting Vontez Burfict suspended MISS CINCINNATI 2019 IS.................................... @sparky151 We are proud to announce MISS CLEVELAND to the stage! She says that she is happiest when she is going 0-16, firing coaches and asking herself "Carson Wentz or This Haul?" MISS CLEVELAND 2019 IS........... @cortes02 We bring to the stage MISS BALTIMORE! Her turn ons include, paying entirely too much money for Joe Flacco, drafting like 70 TE's each year and getting the lights turned out on them at the Super Bowl. MISS BALTIMORE 2019 IS............ @DTMW78 This beauty you see now is MISS PITTSBURGH! Hear this boys, she is single because she is going to be getting rid of all of her superstar players this offseason!!!! MISS PITTSBURGH 2019 IS.... @Cbrunn or @cbrunn2 Up next is MISS INDIANAPOLIS, she told me that she loves never protecting Andrew Luck, trading first round picks for terrible running backs and having an owner who gets high and tweets too much MISS INDIANAPOLIS 2019 IS........ @Counselor Welcome to the stage, MISS JACKSONVILLE, her turn ons include being the only team that would continue to pay Blake Bortles to play football, blowing leads in the AFC Championship game and having a CB talk ish on everyone and then lead his team to a top 10 pick! MISS JACKSONVILLE 2019 IS.......... It is now our pleasure to welcome the lovely MISS HOUSTON! She adores putting JJ Watt on IR, not covering TY Hilton and losing in the first round of the playoffs every year MISS HOUSTON 2019 IS............. @jch1911 Wow look at this beauty, MISS TENNESSEE!!! She enjoys getting stopped on the 1 yard line and describes her lovemaking style as "exotic smashmouth". She says her favorite NFL player of all time is Rodney McLeod. MISS TENNESSEE 2019 IS.......... @IrishHooligan00 Now we welcome MISS DWeENVER who says she specializes in making her former great QB be her GM and having him have absolutely zero idea on how to scout a halfway decent QB MISS DENVER 2019......... @BowserBroncos We now have MISS SAN DIEGO I mean, Miss LA,..........Wait, I've been just been given word that LA really doesn't want her either. Well, she may not have a hope or be wanted at all, but she at least can tell everyone she is one of Phillip Rivers' 57 children Anyway, we gave this generally unloved team to @SirA1 Note: Andy Reid ate my clever post and then lost it in a Championship Game so the Kansas City Chiefs GM is @samsel23 MISS OAKLAND is............. @daineraider .........Wait, I've just been given word that Jon Gruden just traded Miss Oakland to Las Vegas for a Spider Y2 Banana Our next contestant is MISS WASHINGTON. She loves tagging her painfully average franchise QB and giving out terrible contracts to old veterans in free agency. MISS WASHINGTON 2019 IS........... @mike23md And now living in the past and Super Bowl shuffling like it's 1985, MISS CHICAGO 2019 @Trojan We welcome MISS DETROIT. Who loves making everybody watch her lose every Thanksgiving and forcing her offensive Superstars to retire early MISS DETROIT 2019 IS......... @winitall And now resting completely on the lorrals that they have Aaron Rodgers MISS GREEN BAY 2019 @squire12 We bring to the stage the stunning MISS MINNESOTA. She enjoys being the first team to play a home Super Bowl.......oh, wait....nevermind MISS MINNESOTA 2019 is........ @RpMc Give it up for MISS TAMPA BAY. She loves constantly switching QB's and never winning the NFC South MISS TAMPA BAY 2019 is...... @CHOMP_CHOMP There goes our MISS ATLANTA her special talent she will display for us today is blowing a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl. MISS ATLANTA 2019 IS...... @Justone2 Wow, look at MISS CAROLINA her fashion is really.....unique MISS CAROLINA 2019 is...... @BringinDaPain Now coming to stage MISS NEW ORLEANS. She is passionate about complaining about that non call in the NFC Championship Game. In the matter of the fact, it is a Minnesota Miracle that she is talking about it right now MISS NEW ORLEANS 2019 is............ @Dome Welcoming MISS ARIZONA who says that she is most passionate about generally wasting the end of Larry Fitzgerald's career. MISS ARIZONA 2019 IS.......... @LuckyNumber11 Here is MISS SAN FRANCISCO who wants us all to remember Jerry Rice. He guys, remember him? MISS SAN FRANCISCO 2019 IS.......... @Forge We welcome MISS LA RAMS to the stage who said that her proudest moment was getting to score those 3 points in the Super Bowl MISS LA RAMS 2019 is....... @jrry32 (sorry bro....) Now finally throwing it on the 1 yard line is MISS SEATTLE 2019 @One Punch Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I’m still the GOAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny92mike Posted February 12, 2019 Author Share Posted February 12, 2019 Be sure to give @Counselor a hard time as he just earned his wings. Shoot the cuffs man you earned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny92mike Posted February 12, 2019 Author Share Posted February 12, 2019 @Counselor Can you sticky this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Just now, ny92mike said: @Counselor Can you sticky this thread? Unfortunately my Mod abilities only allow me to do such things in the Broncos forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny92mike Posted February 12, 2019 Author Share Posted February 12, 2019 Just now, Counselor said: Unfortunately my Mod abilities only allow me to do such things in the Broncos forum. Do we have a mod assigned to this forum? Or we still without one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, ny92mike said: Do we have a mod assigned to this forum? Or we still without one? I thought it was Forge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, ny92mike said: Do we have a mod assigned to this forum? Or we still without one? It’s unassigned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny92mike Posted February 12, 2019 Author Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Counselor said: I thought it was Forge I don't know, he wasn't assigned to this forum last year. Perhaps something changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny92mike Posted February 12, 2019 Author Share Posted February 12, 2019 Just now, Counselor said: It’s unassigned And they said they would get someone assigned to it last year. We get no love in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 minute ago, ny92mike said: And they said they would get someone assigned to it last year. We get no love in this forum. I give you all the love you’ll ever need. I volunteered myself. But maybe Webby will want someone with more experience as a Mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny92mike Posted February 12, 2019 Author Share Posted February 12, 2019 @Forge @D82 @Deadpulse Can we not get a mod assigned to this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 51 minutes ago, ny92mike said: @Forge @D82 @Deadpulse Can we not get a mod assigned to this forum? Counselor brought it up, we will see what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfNewYork Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 I won’t miss Day 1 of Free Agency this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainpd Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 5 hours ago, ny92mike said: @Forge @D82 @Deadpulse Can we not get a mod assigned to this forum? Is it not Time ny92mike became a mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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