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Hey, guys. Mrs. FatGerman needs your prayers. She's in emergency surgery to remove half her colon. Somehow, someway the blood flow to half her colon was cut off, killing it. Surgeon's gonna remove the dead part and do exploratory to find out what made this happen.

Funny, her biggest worry when she got the news was that she might hafta poop in a bag for a few months.9_9

Thanks in advance.

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Thanks guys. She's finally out of surgery, in ICU. More surgery tomorrow but doctor is super optimistic. Looked but couldn't find the cause. Doesn't think she'll need a bag, so she'll be happy about that.

I appreciate you guys. 

Gotta little worried there for a minute. I'm like 98% sure I'd never find another woman willing to play with my lovely lady lumps. My milkshake no longer brings all the boys to the yard. In fact, it's not so much a milkshake as it is a Jello mold stuffed with tubs of Crisco, and not the newer Crisco with no trans-fat. I'm talking old school, pure cardiac distress Crisco. The kind that killed Elvis.

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