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8 hours ago, Dcash4 said:

You have to be in meetings to understand the playbook. 

I can see how that meeting is going to play out...

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Belichek:  OK AB, we are playing tonight--I need all the Steelers plays, and calls, audibles, etc.

AB:  Oh, yeah, sure man, whatev's...how about we talk about my Guaranteed money, first...

Belichek:  Sure, sure---$29M, as promised, in exchange for the playbook/calls, and all that. Here's the signed Napkin in Crayon, I promised--now, spill!

AB:  Oh, yeah, sure man, so, there was this set of calls called the 'blues', or something...anyway, here's the best part...they went through all the trouble to write it all out, and stuff...pfft...like I was going to actually READ that or something...I just told Ben, "Naw man, I'm gonna go left, you throw me the ball, and if you audible, I'll go right..."  Haha...it's great, I just did whatever the heck I wanted...Ben threw me the ball...it was great.

Belichek:  No. no, AB, and first off, I'm not 'Billy'...you'll address me as 'my savior', got it?  And secondly...so you didn't even read the playbook?  Why the hell did we sign you, if you don't know the playbook???  

AB:  Look Billy, and I WILL call you Billy...just know this...put me on the field with Brady, and watch the fireworks, baby!! And don't bother with a playbook, I'll let Brady know when to throw to me...

Are we almost done?  I need to get to my cryo-therapy appt...

 

When two immovable forces meet...this is gonna be great!!

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He is not on the team YET as there is no NFL business done on Sunday so he has yet to sign a contract.  He can't be on the sidelines and at best he could give the defense some audibles which I am guessing they already have.

 

Based on what James Harrison has said, no one is allowed to be late for meetings.  You will pay attention in meetings.  So how long do you think MBC can hold that together?

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9 minutes ago, jebrick said:

He is not on the team YET as there is no NFL business done on Sunday so he has yet to sign a contract.  He can't be on the sidelines and at best he could give the defense some audibles which I am guessing they already have.

 

Based on what James Harrison has said, no one is allowed to be late for meetings.  You will pay attention in meetings.  So how long do you think MBC can hold that together?

I said it in the NFL General, I dont believe even BB can.control AB.

Sadly everyone in the nation is now rooting against NE, so naturally they'll win the SB this year

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Everyone is making it out that this is some huge orchestrated plan for AB to get to the Pats, a team who wanted to trade for him. 

I wanted so badly for AB to tear down the Pats from inside with his cancerous ways....but I am officially all in on this new “Pat told AB do whatever it takes to become a FA scenario. “

You saw what the NFL did to the Pats because some footballs had less air? Ohhh boy, if there was any collusion here the ending would be spectacular

(and still end with a NE super bowl) 

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im not buying that brown is so smart he can collaborate something like this

i would think rosenhaus would lose everything if they got caught, same with the pats

brown had 30+ if he just played ball as a raider. why would he do this for a lot less money?

dont give me winning either. he could have stayed here and had a slim chance or he could have vetoed the raiders trade back then

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I just had the weirdest dream about AB.

Brown returns to Steelers facilities to pick up his stuff.  One Steeler employee had been escorting him throughout the facility to ensure he doesn't get harassed.  One item left behind that AB cannot find is a scrapbook.  The Steelers employee knew AB would be looking for this but methodically hid in an attempt to stick it to him.  Brown seems generally upset that he cannot find this book so the rep rethinks his decision and directs AB to its location.

Thankful that he found his scrapbook, AB invites this guy on an impromptu trip to Dubai.  The rep asks AB if it is ok for him to miss the game but Browns says it wont be a big deal since he is not allowed to play anyways.  While on the plane the Steelers rep gets a text on his phone that the NFL decided to let AB play tonight.  He relays this info to AB who becomes irate at him.  Brown implies this guy planned the whole thing to prevent him from making the game.  AB orders the pilot to turn around but then realizes he is unconscious!  Brown hastily takes the one and only jumps out the emergency exit not realizing theyre over the Atlantic.  The Steelers rep screams, "Antonio no!" but he jumps out, his chute doesn't open, and he falls to his death.

At this time the pilot wakes up redirects the plane back to the US.  After landing, the Steelers rep calls for his wife to pick him up.

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