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Matt LaCosse, tight end, 2-year $5 mil


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Free Agency as a Patriots fan is always a weird experience. You watch other teams make huge money signings, where fans get all excited, meanwhile you're googling the the Broncos third string TE. And yet you don't worry, because BB always knows where the good thrift stores are.

For an analogy, the other 31 GMs are a braying crowd on Black Friday. Banging on the glass doors, desperate for the store to open, so they can splurge all their money on a new TV that will last until just after the warranty runs out.

Meanwhile BB is in the alley behind the store, ruffling through dumpsters and muttering to himself. Shaking an old shirt with marinara stains on it saying "People are so wasteful. You could get a could few years wear out of this.", before stuffing it in his sack full of cans and wheeling his shopping cart down to the recycling center.

 

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9 minutes ago, ToonPatriot said:

Hope this isn’t instead of drafting 1 or 2 TEs in the draft.

it is

15 minutes ago, Deadpulse said:

Solid blocker, happy with the addition. 

solid blocker, solid special teamer, and surprisingly capable receiver. pretty fast. but above all he has a great attitude.

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