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2019 Kamikura Kamikazes - 4th Season

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Banzai!

Record to date:

2016     1-15
2017     3-13
2018     3-13

Cumulative     7-41     .146

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Posted (edited)

Salary Cap 2019

Total $188,200,000

Used pre-draft, including dead $128,446,246

Rookie Pool Estimate $12,089,299

Available >$47,000,000

 

ADDITIONS: 

Signed Kareem Hunt rb Cle 

Traded 6(20) (could become 5(20) for Jordan Howard rb Phi

LOST FREE AGENTS OR CUT:

Nick Foles (compensation expected in 2020 draft)
Tyrann Mathieu (compensation expected in 2020 draft)
Jamie Collins
Charles Clay
Brent Grimes (bye-bye Miko)
Logan Thomas
TJ Clemmings
Terrance Smith
Cody Parkey

Pre-Draft Depth Chart

QB Jimmy Garoppolo, Brandon Allen /// Cardale Jones, JT Barrett
RB Joe Mixon, Jordan Howard, Kenneth Dixon, Brian Hill /// Bo Scarbrough, Ryan Nall (Kareem Hunt - sus)
WR Josh Doctson, Anthony Miller, Dede Westbrook, Antonio Callaway, Robert Foster, Vyncint Smith, Andy Jones /// Braxton Miller, Krishawn Hogan, Quincy Adeboyejo, Cyril Grayson
TE George Kittle, Jake Butt /// Ben Braunecker
OL Marcus Cannon, Quenton Nelson, Cody Whitehair, James Daniels, Bobbie Massie, Desmond Harrison, Jake Brendel, Eric Kush /// Adam Bisnowaty, Anthony Fabiano, Dorian Johnson, Conor McDermott, Nico Siragusa, Bryan WItzmann, Antonio Garcia

DE Myles Garrett, Dean Lowry, Roy Robertson-Harris /// Joe Ostman, Mike Love
DT Andrew Billings, Javon Hargrave, Timmy Jernigan, DJ Jones ///
ILB Fred Warner, Danny Trevathan, Nick DeLuca ///
OLB Kamu Grugier-Hill, Jordan Evans /// Noah Spence, Shaquem Griffin, Emmanuel Ellerbee, James Cowser, BJ Bello, JT Jones
CB Jalen Mills, Daryl Worley, Mackensie Alexander, Josh Jackson, Ken Crawley ///
S Jamal Adams, Tashaun Gipson, Kentrell Brice, Brandon Bryant /// Brandon Wilson, Josh Kalu

 

 

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"I saw Evil Techbert in the hall. He kept muttering, 'Don't call him Joey. It's Nick. Or is it the other way around?' So does that mean we are picking Bosa?"

Sam Hinkie sighed. "Maybe, but he was probably talking about Jimmy Garoppolo."

 

"I saw Evil Techbert in the hall. He had a sheet with 14 names on it. It was labeled "First Pick Board - For Real - I Mean It This Time - Not For Dissemination, Disambiguation, or Fooling Anyboddy." Does that mean we are trading down?"

Sam Hinkie sighed. "Maybe, but I bet the list had names like Chuckles the Clown and some porn names on it."

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Draft Day! Get me my Kevin Costner body double!

1-1
2-34
2-34
3-67
4-106
5-143
6-179
7-221

 

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As the first round drew to a close, Evil Techbert was seen on the war-room-cam dancing the hula on a desktop. He appeared to be singing.

A lip-reader reported he said, "Second round, baby. Got me a cornerback, baby. Maybe two. May be a quarterback. May be a safety, yeah!"

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2-34 Rock Ya-sin cb Tem

2-34 (obtained in trade from NYJ) Greedy Williams cb LSU

Barring trades.

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And there is a trade!

2-34 (Greedy) for Panthers' 2-47 & 3-77.

Even if I lose Greedy, I'll get the safety I was looking at. And I have a feeling Greedy is in a real free-fall, for fair and unfair reasons.

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Wow! After hearing from the Colts that the Brownies were trying to trade up to get Greedy, Evil Techbert offered a slight bit more and traded 2-47 & 5-143 for 2-46, to keep Greedy.

But that's NO on the other line, so we will see if it completes in the last few remaining seconds....

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NO's offer fell slightly short. ET hung up on giving them his 4th rounder.

So the dust settles and

2-46 Greedy Williams cb LSU

 

May trade up from 3-67 and 3-77. May not.  5-143 is gone.

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Evil Techbert wants to draft down, and he might, but this is his current pick.

4-106 Jarrett Stidham qb Aub

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4-129 Jarrett Stidham qb Aub

4-135 Deionte Thompson s Ala

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