Techbert Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) Banzai! Record to date: 2016 1-15 2017 3-13 2018 3-13 Cumulative 7-41 .146 Edited May 2, 2019 by Techbert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) Salary Cap 2019 Total $188,200,000 Used pre-draft, including dead $128,446,246 Rookie Pool Estimate $12,089,299 Available >$47,000,000 ADDITIONS: Signed Kareem Hunt rb Cle Traded 6(20) (could become 5(20) for Jordan Howard rb Phi LOST FREE AGENTS OR CUT: Nick Foles (compensation expected in 2020 draft) Tyrann Mathieu (compensation expected in 2020 draft) Jamie Collins Charles Clay Brent Grimes (bye-bye Miko) Logan Thomas TJ Clemmings Terrance Smith Cody Parkey Pre-Draft Depth Chart QB Jimmy Garoppolo, Brandon Allen /// Cardale Jones, JT Barrett RB Joe Mixon, Jordan Howard, Kenneth Dixon, Brian Hill /// Bo Scarbrough, Ryan Nall (Kareem Hunt - sus) WR Josh Doctson, Anthony Miller, Dede Westbrook, Antonio Callaway, Robert Foster, Vyncint Smith, Andy Jones /// Braxton Miller, Krishawn Hogan, Quincy Adeboyejo, Cyril Grayson TE George Kittle, Jake Butt /// Ben Braunecker OL Marcus Cannon, Quenton Nelson, Cody Whitehair, James Daniels, Bobbie Massie, Desmond Harrison, Jake Brendel, Eric Kush /// Adam Bisnowaty, Anthony Fabiano, Dorian Johnson, Conor McDermott, Nico Siragusa, Bryan WItzmann, Antonio Garcia DE Myles Garrett, Dean Lowry, Roy Robertson-Harris /// Joe Ostman, Mike Love DT Andrew Billings, Javon Hargrave, Timmy Jernigan, DJ Jones /// ILB Fred Warner, Danny Trevathan, Nick DeLuca /// OLB Kamu Grugier-Hill, Jordan Evans /// Noah Spence, Shaquem Griffin, Emmanuel Ellerbee, James Cowser, BJ Bello, JT Jones CB Jalen Mills, Daryl Worley, Mackensie Alexander, Josh Jackson, Ken Crawley /// S Jamal Adams, Tashaun Gipson, Kentrell Brice, Brandon Bryant /// Brandon Wilson, Josh Kalu Edited May 2, 2019 by Techbert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 "I saw Evil Techbert in the hall. He kept muttering, 'Don't call him Joey. It's Nick. Or is it the other way around?' So does that mean we are picking Bosa?" Sam Hinkie sighed. "Maybe, but he was probably talking about Jimmy Garoppolo." "I saw Evil Techbert in the hall. He had a sheet with 14 names on it. It was labeled "First Pick Board - For Real - I Mean It This Time - Not For Dissemination, Disambiguation, or Fooling Anyboddy." Does that mean we are trading down?" Sam Hinkie sighed. "Maybe, but I bet the list had names like Chuckles the Clown and some porn names on it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 Draft Day! Get me my Kevin Costner body double! 1-1 2-34 2-34 3-67 4-106 5-143 6-179 7-221 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 26, 2019 Author Share Posted April 26, 2019 1-1 Nick Bosa de OSU Barring trade, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 26, 2019 Author Share Posted April 26, 2019 As the first round drew to a close, Evil Techbert was seen on the war-room-cam dancing the hula on a desktop. He appeared to be singing. A lip-reader reported he said, "Second round, baby. Got me a cornerback, baby. Maybe two. May be a quarterback. May be a safety, yeah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 26, 2019 Author Share Posted April 26, 2019 2-34 Rock Ya-sin cb Tem 2-34 (obtained in trade from NYJ) Greedy Williams cb LSU Barring trades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) And there is a trade! 2-34 (Greedy) for Panthers' 2-47 & 3-77. Even if I lose Greedy, I'll get the safety I was looking at. And I have a feeling Greedy is in a real free-fall, for fair and unfair reasons. Edited April 27, 2019 by Techbert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 Wow! After hearing from the Colts that the Brownies were trying to trade up to get Greedy, Evil Techbert offered a slight bit more and traded 2-47 & 5-143 for 2-46, to keep Greedy. But that's NO on the other line, so we will see if it completes in the last few remaining seconds.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 NO's offer fell slightly short. ET hung up on giving them his 4th rounder. So the dust settles and 2-46 Greedy Williams cb LSU May trade up from 3-67 and 3-77. May not. 5-143 is gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 3-67 Chauncey Gardner-Johnson s UF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 3-77 Chase Winovich edge Mich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 Evil Techbert wants to draft down, and he might, but this is his current pick. 4-106 Jarrett Stidham qb Aub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 TRADE Kamis trade 4-106 for Indy's (again) 4-129 & 4-135 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techbert Posted April 27, 2019 Author Share Posted April 27, 2019 4-129 Jarrett Stidham qb Aub 4-135 Deionte Thompson s Ala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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