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3 minutes ago, Tomahawk said:

Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokiglopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon is the bane of my existence. 

I can never remember if there’s 11 t’s or 12.

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4 hours ago, NateDawg said:

This is some 3D humour far beyond my 2D mind. Well played. 

@bosko1616 said he’d take the ban for me. 

Edited by Bonanza23
Baby monitors are the best! (Hopefully people get that)

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7 hours ago, Bonanza23 said:

Guess you guys just don’t get good humour 

Colour me shocked

Well before they closed our employees had free access to centre town fitness which sounds like center so I didn't mispronounce it as sentry. Also I don't have sentry in my vocabulary anyway so I wouldn't have got it anyway. If you were to ask me what sentry is I'd tell you 100 years and then tell you that you spelled it wrong. Also the word sentry comes from England so it's a foreign word and I don't do foreign languages.

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How do you spell cancelled? Canceled? Or cancelled?

Gray is the safe bet both both are acceptable.

Potatoe.

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3 hours ago, Thomas5737 said:

Well before they closed our employees had free access to centre town fitness which sounds like center so I didn't mispronounce it as sentry. Also I don't have sentry in my vocabulary anyway so I wouldn't have got it anyway. If you were to ask me what sentry is I'd tell you 100 years and then tell you that you spelled it wrong. Also the word sentry comes from England so it's a foreign word and I don't do foreign languages.

Ahhh you’re not saying it in a foreigners voice. 

And you obviously don’t have one of those small safes to put important things in. 

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6 minutes ago, Bonanza23 said:

Ahhh you’re not saying it in a foreigners voice. 

And you obviously don’t have one of those small safes to put important things in. 

A sentry hole? I have one of those around back.

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24 minutes ago, Thomas5737 said:

A sentry hole? I have one of those around back.

I’d play innocent here, but I know you’re from the dark virginee...I like them 2 holed with 2 mountains. 

And of age

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18 minutes ago, Bonanza23 said:

I’d play innocent here, but I know you’re from the dark virginee...I like them 2 holed with 2 mountains. 

And of age

And not relatives.

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Yeah on the internet we all have high standards but if your gapped toothed cousin Jed was naked in front of right now you know what you would do.

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Lots of West Virginia jokes around these parts. My wife was born out in those parts. We don’t take too kindly to your folks bad jokes around here. As I have pounded the desk repeatedly and shouted at the sky, we are happily married and are not blood relatives...

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8 minutes ago, Thomas5737 said:

Yeah on the internet we all have high standards but if your gapped toothed cousin Jed was naked in front of right now you know what you would do.

I’d try sending him to the employment agency. 

The very least Walmart. 

Or his uncle Elmer’s sheep farm. 

No win scenario unfortunately. 3rd world problems. 

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I currently live in WV even though I'm an Ohioan but I can tell the rest of you that in these parts when we speak of a first cousin that is a female we call her "the desk".

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10 minutes ago, NateDawg said:

Lots of West Virginia jokes around these parts. My wife was born out in those parts. We don’t take too kindly to your folks bad jokes around here. As I have pounded the desk repeatedly and shouted at the sky, we are happily married and are not blood relatives...

I take it as you taking one for the country. 

Trying to improve the gene pool one child at a time. 

You sir deserve a medal. 

Edited by Bonanza23
Ok these are just jokes. Unless of course they isn’t. Bad English so thems can git it

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1 minute ago, Bonanza23 said:

I take it as you taking one for the country. 

Trying to improve the gene pool one child at a time. 

You sir deserve a metal. 

I actually married up, which is every guy’s dream. I did re-locate her to Central Ohio and converted her to being a Browns fan. So I am definitely adding something to the equation though. Besides, she was born in Wheeling and raised on the good side of the border, so she isn’t really a real West Virginian anyways. 

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