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Cowboys release DE Taco Charlton; claimed by Dolphins


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6 hours ago, TheChancellor said:

Patriots are sure lucky they avoided getting served the Taco special on the weekend, Bill's black magic at work again. 

Bill didn’t sell his soul to the Devil. He feeds Malbosia regular doses of coaches and player personnel management to be devoured by lost souls of downtrodden NFL fan bases. Their blood and tears pleases the dark lord and is Bill’s fuel for the spells to work for eternity. Brady is not human but we won’t question that when he wins a Super Bowl in his 70’s as it will just be expected. Powerful Magic...

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56 minutes ago, G said:

Bill didn’t sell his soul to the Devil. He feeds Malbosia regular doses of coaches and player personnel management to be devoured by lost souls of downtrodden NFL fan bases. Their blood and tears pleases the dark lord and is Bill’s fuel for the spells to work for eternity. Brady is not human but we won’t question that when he wins a Super Bowl in his 70’s as it will just be expected. Powerful Magic...

It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.

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2 hours ago, TheChancellor said:

It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.

Bill is here to kick arse and chew bubble gum and right now...He's all out of bubble gum.

Surprised he didn't want a slightly used Taco. Taco, taco, burrito, burrito... 

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On 9/18/2019 at 4:47 PM, TheKillerNacho said:

Miami would probably be more than happy to move him for a late rounder, but I don't think the Cowboys can take on his absurd contact. Dudes like a 25m cap hit this season making him basically untradable

I'd have to check the Cowboys cap numbers, but i think they have room for him. Not 100% sure though.

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