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Week 3 GDT: Detroit Pussycats vs Injuredelphia Eagles


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On 9/20/2019 at 3:52 AM, Daimonas said:

Can't wait for news of Ramsey traded to a team that isn't the Eagles and then matt stafford torch the eagles secondary for a nice solid 900 yards and 25 tds in the first half. Then the second half will begin and wentz will put the team on his back after getting his phantom painkiller injection for the ribs he will no longer have after suemalo allows a record 35 sacks during that first half. Wentz will bring us within 3 points, agholor will drop yet another game winner with his greyscale hands. then with 30 seconds left on a 4th and inches in the redzone ertz will somehow catch the pass before the first down marker and detroit kneels it out for a dub.

 

Oh and cowboys beat another team that is vying to be among the top 3 worse teams ever assembled. dak will throw 4 tds against a defense that can only be described as an actual plywood fence. After a zeke first down he will make an eating gesture too hard and will break his wrist proving his contract was a great deal. Matts goes around the eagles forum posting irrelevant stats about dak and how zeke isnt a good player whilst polishing his knob harder than the gif until he gets banned.

 

Repeat next week.

Wow this is honestly spot on except the outrageous numbers. 

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10 minutes ago, oland11 said:

Greg ward has been added to the active roster and Jordan Mailata is on IR

So 3 weeks into the season we're already adding PS players to fill a Injury riddle position group? Think I've seen this movie before, just last year? 

Yipppeeeeeee!🍺🍺🍺

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