Ty21 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Would you be willing to sign Antonio Brown under these circumstances: we win the next super bowl and have a 70% chance of winning the next one but every other receiver on the roster retires and Taylor Gabriel swerves into oncoming traffic, David Terrell’s complete statline has been expunged from history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardown3231 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 You had me at "win the Super Bowl." IDGAF if I die yet alone Gabriel if that happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAF-N72EX Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 If you throw in Glennon getting some sort of reduced neck surgery then I might consider it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pool Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Thanks. Now I have cancer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dll2000 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 .. if Bears could win a SB next 5 years, but you have to dismember and eat your family ... WTF is with this hypo?!? Kind of sick premise. I know it is just a joke, but dang ... who would trade a SB for seeing Gabriel dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinz D. Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardown3231 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 32 minutes ago, dll2000 said: .. if Bears could win a SB next 5 years, but you have to dismember and eat your family ... WTF is with this hypo?!? Kind of sick premise. I know it is just a joke, but dang ... who would trade a SB for seeing Gabriel dead? We wouldn't *see* him dead 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 On 9/25/2019 at 7:42 PM, JustAnotherFan said: If you throw in Glennon getting some sort of reduced neck surgery then I might consider it. Take half his neck away and he's 5'1" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAF-N72EX Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sugashane said: Take half his neck away and he's 5'1" I feel like your being generous here for the sake of his wife who may not be into shorter guys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dll2000 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Sugashane said: Take half his neck away and he's 5'1" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 6 hours ago, JustAnotherFan said: I feel like your being generous here for the sake of his wife who may not be into shorter guys. Well he's a giraffe, so she's not into her own species. The height issue may be the root of that though. 1 hour ago, dll2000 said: Why the hell did someone make a scale model of him but NOT give the ginger hair? Got the vacant expression and dead eyes down though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 16 hours ago, Pool said: Thanks. Now I have cancer. I didn’t know I was contagious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowler1215 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I wouldn't sign AB if he played for free. Hell, I wouldn't sign him if he gave me a million dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dll2000 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 On September 27, 2019 at 6:50 AM, dll2000 said: I'm sorry every time I look at this photo I laugh. Am I only one? Its so perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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